European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - January 19, 1945, Darmstadt, Hesse Drew Thomas Colly of the Supply room of Squadron a of the 327th aah by has a pet Mongrel dog named Butch who goes right under the Spray with him when he takes a Butch has liked showers since the Day he wandered into the Shower room with Colly by now whenever Colly Heads for the showers with his Bath Towel on his Butch trots right Charies Grefe Stark general Marvin Hershey has the distinction of operating the replacement system in Hershey was As signed to the receiving and evacuation depart ment Here to replace Helen a wac now serving Uncle Sams forces in the Eglin John Dolan of the ordnance property office had to pull up the other but he didst feel he should it was the first time in 25 years that he had drawn that to quote the Sarge the first four of my 29 years in the army i pulled up on the average of once a and i believe banked up enough time with pots and pans to last until Camp arrival of a flock of Young recruits of 18 to 20 at the infantry re placement Center has resulted in an increased demand for love according to Esther the librarian at service club one according to miss Hast discovered that he can take the books out and spends most of his free time in the Library Reading volumes on How to win girls and what makes a Happy Sheppard in the shipping Section Here think they have seen everything in an incoming chaplains assistant was found to be a a Man missing from a shipment because he didst have a pair of shoes was named to top things the guard of a Corpse being brought from overseas was named Waves basketball team of this naval air have branched into civilian a Challenge has been issued by the team to All girls High school teams within a 100mile fort John Murray Felt right at Home when he arrived his Home town is fort Killjoy gives an order fort lights went out in service club 6 during the tuesday night dance and before the last shriek of the girls had echoed through the a guard everyone Outi there Are no lights in Here with a flashlight and the help of Many scattered hostess Ramona Carl finally found the guard who had made that profound Declara who ordered everyone out asked miss in just using my answered the boys and girls be in the same building in the go the one on the of Winston won its Edward Stallman of Long first prize in a Art Competition at Camp Stallman ii an Art student whose studies were interrupted by the Roosevelt portrait is another example of stall ans go love Story fort the platoon fell two men dropped their carbines in the Battery the platoon sergeant spoke up he you have just dropped your carbines in the that a Fine Way to treat your Best a Rifle is your Best now get up Here in front of the platoon and make love to your carbines and Tell them that youre that now give it a big very now hug it and Tell it you wont do it a9ain Roy Kammerman Early Start Deridder when Bill Erney of the base it staff applied for a pair of work the Supply clerk said your form 33 shows that you checked out a pair of gloves too clerk snowed my the he looked at it a then exploded what the hell would i be doing with a pair of work gloves at a time like that according to the Emey had drawn a pair of gloves in which was seven years before he was 1 is the deadline for entering yanks go parody contest War Bond prizes for 91 Lucky gis you can still mail your entry in plenty of time to win one of the 91 big War Bond prizes offered for the Best go parodies on popular take any Well known song and make up your own words to the be sure you keep the subject close to Marine or other service from up to tetanus this contest int for its open Only to enlisted men and women in uniform and All you have to do is follow the rules outlined prizes will be awarded As follows first prize one War Bond five next est one War Bond each next one War Bond each next one War Bond each next one War Bond these Are the rules this is a parody on ill get by Ive got a million on cant sleep a Wink i look like those bogs must think in grand on the screen each Tropic scene i see has Dot Lamour with pure allure where vie got bites on parodies must be mailed by entries must be original Par suitable for written by enlisted men or women of the coast guard or Marine do not Send music Send Only parody and name of song parodies must be based on Complete choruses of Well known tunes individuals May Send As Many entries As they in Case of duplicate Only the first arrival will be parodies must have a service or War All parodies will become the property of the Etnes will not be re judges will be enlisted person Nel of the army and of music special service judges Deci Sions will be address All entries to parody contest the army 205 East 42d new York winners will be announced in a May 1945 Issue of include address to which you wish prize Bonds will be made out Only to addresses within the in youre overseas be sure you include Home address and name of person in care of whom you want your Bond violation of any of the above rules will eliminate Page 19
