European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - September 13, 1945, Darmstadt, Hesse                              Page 6 stars and Africa Middle East september by Ralph Cohen Little known and Well Irown stories about the persian Gulf Coin Mand As gathered from various sources and when Lily pens and Andre Kostelanetz performed before the Iran a Lover of classical invited the pair and their Soldier orchestra to appear at the the performance was Given there and the the and the courts ministers burst into wild the Shah then walked Over to miss Pons and remarked How wonderful the singling was and the numbers when the pm press took Lily by the the first thing she said was where did you get Sucha Lovely truck Drivers Teil of the time they delivered their usual Convoy of supplies to from where russian Drivers took the string of heavy vehicles then headed toward Russia up Steep Mountain suddenly the gears on one of the and it started rolling Back the russian at the wheel  control hopped and big diesel crashed Over the reporting the a soviet offi cer described it in his Book As reverse Vodka is As much a Barrack shold word in the pc As spam is everywhere else in the it also is the Scapegoat of every gag As Well As spam and Sinatra Joe onetime roving correspondent for the pc Dis had a favorite be cause of Tihe shortage of cig Aret lighter fluid throughout the com whenever hed catch some one with a cig Aret in his Mouth hed jump whip out his trusty Zippo and offer him a then would casually Tion that to was using Vodka in the lighter As a substitute for the regular that it worked after the victim usually Homo and when his lighter ran out of hed refill it with it bottle of cans Ive ruined More lighters that Way a Headquarters company had an oklahoman for a first it didst take much to detect that he was a regular army during talk on military Courtesy to the someone asked if it is necessary to speak to the Captain in the third where Day get that third per son stuff growled the there Are Only two of aint to men of the motor transport service in a Booby prize awarded each month for the with the most the gis in the company were handed a stuffed White elephant the native Drivers assigned to the outfit were Given a Flag hearing a White for whenever a native unit received the Flag it displayed the Banner High and Ono Day an inquiring go Learned that the iranians in his company showed such Pride in the Flag be cause to them the elephant was considered a sacred How when the american informed them the real significance of the the next morning it was foil tit hanging from the latrine the armed forces radio service station at Camp Amir Abad uses As its Call announcement this is aes the Northern station of the persian Gulf command net on the the go station there adopted As us slogan this is aes the Southern station of the persian Gulf com Mand recently a problem arose when a 100watter was ins talled at Muharram Airport on Bah rein 315 Miles South of the solution arrived at was this is apr the southernmost station of the persian Gulf command Dave who has Ridden the iranian slate Way from Ahwaz North to Teheran has his own description of the if hour which begins at 1 you pull slowly out of Yards at i suddenly you Raj Ynn the Yards but the train still Hast Inci Vanaed its by Al Oclock you think and by noon youre sure a week Lias at every Stop you to close Vojir window to Kipf the flies from coming in off the a oohs beads jul Selling on when Yon get into the mountains and in Tun if youre Riding behind you have to open and Delosr the windows every other minute first to keep the sin Obj from suffocating you and then Lei some Fresu air into the compartment below pen youre l wreck at Domini and utterly worthless at take it or Lump this tale has never been proved to be a and has been written in the official tory of the motor transport ser a 10ton Mack diesel was going through Zahlek pass up a Moun Tain Range Between Khurram Abad hard of us Campus cuties get court Billing Angeles charging that her professor husband advocated free love and boasted that he could take Liis Choice of any woman on the Emma Kozak Campbell has filed a Cross complaint Askin ofor separate her William Giles is professor of education at Southern and a Well known lecturer and Campbell recently sued for divorce on grounds of including a threat on his he asked custody of their Only minor 12yearold in her Cross Campbell charged that Campbell had admitted to involvements with other women and had contended that monogamy and marriage Are solely for the Protection of they were married in 1922 when Campbell was a College Winner of a Bachelor of the week at Miami Tom Robinson who acted As Toms playing in the South Pacific contest at the aah redistribution station is besieged by the enthusiastic Chicks hard to get and after 35 months and going up the incline in Low gear the truck wheels be Gan then they lost tract Ion altogether and the vehicle started knowing full Well the weight of his the Ai Driver jumped the truck rolled Back about 15 feet when suddenly on its own volition it regained its traction on a different surface of the and rolled Back As it passed him the go hopped Rode the inter Allied table Tennis in which iranians and americans was held in the Ira Nian officers huge Ball room with giant the Shah and the pm press were sitting on a raised Connolly and his staff were pre sent As were other military and diplomatic it looked More like u diplomatic Ball than a sporting the i iranian wus playing 19yia old i1 Martin the go was in Thi first game by Al to 7 because be was tense in sur then he took out a stick of gum from his shirt offered half to Liis Sjon lie audience in eluding the Royal couple broke into laughter Al Elliis by Pirallo Amer ican sch wait Ihen smiled and lost All his won the next two games in an easy v Bill Mclntyre and Leo Marschand were two characters in pics 01 entertainment the both believed that drinking Vodka was the Best Way to improve Russ american rela ordered to report to the dentist one Day for a periodic an older Lay on his bunk with a giant Mclntyre reported despite his similar walked Over to the dental officer and announced Marschand  heres his gobblers on More than pounds of Turkey Are made ready for the traditional thanksgiving Day dinners for ser Iceme stationed in the and the War a noun while Many soldiers and was will 1m Back this thanksgivi the army pointed out that millions will still he the service and the stuffed Cranberry and pumpkin Pic will to ready for them whether they tire in Tho army of at some Remote in the or on the High seas in route use soldiers deposits the Wolf by Sansone do you have this Type of Nightmare often male Call by Milton creator of Terry and the pirates theres the rub somebody you a bum i wont Vvong Tell you no Ive away Dzom Timmin so Long i aim to me Zomb up time right under your nose buy War Bonds where your dollars make cents