European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - January 5, 1953, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Toe stars and stripes january 1953 at chiefs b germ a n communists have fired comedians who laugh at the but iney2 cant halt anti red f jokes which poke fun at Premier Stalin and the communist system Nave become a major weapon in the soviet zones resistance Campaign against com when groups of germans sit around soviet zone Whis per and then break out into loud ifs a Safe bet there telling jokes that would land them in jail if they were spoken out for the most part the jokes Are circulated by word of some appear in leaflets printed most Popula Ivare jokes dealing the food Short age when do you eat a communist officials wife is chatting with the wife of a worker suddenly she looks at her watchband says she must hurry Tome to when do you eat she the workers and the workers Trofe As whipped up fanfare about stains 73d birth Stalin jokes Here an an old woman wrote to Stalin congratulating him on his birth i wish you every thing that the German people have been wishing for next Day she was arrested for instigation to soviet zone communist officials share the spotlight with Stalin in soviet zone jokes joke on Grotewohl of leaving a building Premier Otto Grotewohl Falls Down his Secretary rushes to a Tele phone and Calls Grotewohl Doc she i he has broken his Back t replies the been treating him for seven and i know he Doest have of goods sold in shops causes fre quent mirth a customer complains that the left shoe of a pair he is trying Civ is too tight the Salesgirl plies that off j after for a to Juthe right Loo the customer Salesgirl dont the shoe will shrink after its been soaked in the refugee jokes reflect the record flight of East germans to West Berlin one police Soldier tells another his unit is going on Maneu vers his Friend asks him As soon As we get tickets on the to West a Newspaperman is preparing his Friend asks him there Are two Rea the Newspaperman the regime might change offo Grotewohl the jokes on him and All my friends might be v that Friend there Jou the news Paperman told you i had two Premier Walter us the Secretary general of the communist is about the most feared Man in East therefore there Are almost As Many jokes about him As about Stalin on a visit to Moscow Ulbricht tells Stalin there Are two groups within the German communist one which supports Ulbricht out of fear and the other out of which group shall i support Ulbricht asks theone acting out of Stalin tells convictions can historic Flag Given to naval Academy Milwaukee battered american Flag which signalled a change in the course of naval his tory was presented to the naval Academy museum in a ceremony the Flag is the Standard that floated at the Masthead of the frigate Minnesota during the civil in the Center of the Pennant is a jagged Hole made by the first shot fired by the confederacy the Francale a in s a of father with breath passing into nose 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deficit figure May be substantially it May go As Low As which still would be considerable reduce if will be a tribute to the american establishing new records in the next six months for shelling out hard earned Money to the Truman red Ink figure is obtained by comparing the National debt As of the end of the fiscal year in which for died to the National debt As of the has swollen to approximately to manage that debt is a problem both As difficult and As i m p or Tan t to the average american family get the honorable Oft the Hook in the of the is Basic Why the Dollar is not5 Worth a Dollar any and a 5ceht Cigar costs 10 the helped bring on 17 cent Streetcar push 5ceht magazines to 15 cents and put Iamb chops at a the debt is the Symbol of debt management the incoming Eisenhower administration already is working on plans for debt they Are designed to reduce the inflationary pressure of the debt and thereby protect the Purchas ing Power of the a recent financial letter of the National City Bank of new York shows that government borrow ing policies Over a period 20 years have left the National debt in an unbalanced and dangerous the debt is with obligations either on the holders falling due within 12 month obligations redeemable on demand add up to and represent 40 per cent of the there Are of additional Treasury obligations fall ing due this another must be refinanced be tween 1954 and there has been no Market of late because investors would not tie up their shrinking dollars in such Lon term debt management problem of Benhower administration is to reestablish Market Lor term government Bonds and translate much of the National debt into such that is a fancy Way of saying the incoming administration Hopes to Stop inflation and re establish a stable plenty of colors exist if you can see them color engineers of general elec tric have figured out that the average person can see about 000 different they said persons trained in color perception can see different years ago five years ago today the in Little created at the suggestion of Secretary of state George Marshall As an Al year arbitration holds its first session at Lake ten years ago today in fire in a Bowling Alley kills six persons and in Jures i Furlou i conducted by Johnny neuter t earn to enjoy the downhill swoops on Snow feathered slopes the Way the experts you dont have to envy you can emulate them in no tune at All if you take advantage of the daily courses of instruction offered at the Gar Misch recreation area ski intermediates and advanced skiers May enrol any Day in any of the six ski areas under the direction of ten ski 18 instructors and com plete equipment Are available throughout the Gra ski professional in every aspect and includes every phase in conquer ing the stubborn begin ners learn safety walking on level the step turn and the kick they learn climbing and traversing straight downhill skiing on easy they learn the nov plow for breaking Speed and put dormant Muscles to work in Cross country left and right Sno plow turns and turns through inked Gates an followed by preliminary exercises in downhill the Crystal Springs located a few Miles from Garmise ii Parten Kirchen in the Garmisch recreation is one of two new hotels being made available to enlisted personnel visiting it will be ready for business the hotel has its own 16mm movies and transportation o the Winter sports to its latest provides expert Alpine ski instructors who speak English and conduct Basic and Standard classes in the area that was the scene of the 1936 whiter olympic service men who Sample world famous Winter spas such As Ries Kruzeck and bugs prize have the additional sports facilities of and the newest bran new Sitz Boom playground daily classes for beginners and intermediate skiers Besin at 10 am 2 courses include Short Cross country group ski Tours and Progress to Trail a Iliff the two hour course costs 25 private instruction is an the program of instruction is and More or Russ intermediate skiers go through All of the preliminary exercises and Advance to tackle the Chris Tiana or Stem they learn to master stiffer grades and Inasy conducted ski Tours at Gra originate at Kruzeck and Zag spite to the various runs by chair or bar know the sheer Folly of attempting to whip a combination of Slippery Hickory and track Edna Snow without first being Given expert even on level learn to so at school and in a few Short hours youll be flashing Down the famous trails of Europe the Way the experts the stars and stripes m editor chief managing editor Sporta editor january 1353 it col Henry re Cater Ken Zumwalt Ellis general manager chief of distribution business manager a Warren sch finer Louis Brown Frank Mealing directory of bureaus and circulation offices William i Stu Nathan 846esj Raymond 753951 Espen Omer been Jerry x 353 ring twice 5386 18 k56 Ernie 75943 Sam Uel William Robert la Boch Kule William 3 Sill la pallice Dennis William 49663 Arthur i ss707 Albert remand u Monchamp 5301 Theodore 53298 John Philip rs3c67 eur Clatton Norbert 11143 the european edition to Pablo bed Dally at Ger Tor the armed forces under the auspices of the armed forces information and education Frankfurt j414l the Stan and Apo army Man to the new York office should be sent to 841 Washington this is an unofficial publication of the forces in reentered As second class matter sept of the of Stuice at new my under the act of March