European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - March 28, 1962, Darmstadt, Hesse                                It 1962 the stars and stripes to Pilot quack meow Over and unit by Edwaed modes Chicago Nana today1 flight age is an Era highlighted with increasing emphasis on safety. Instrumentation in the cockpit and in the control Tower has reached new peaks of electronic perfection to assist the Pilot during takeoffs flight and landings. For whimsical contrast to these and other marvels of scientific flight engineering the us. Air line pilots association recently reminded its members of the Basic rules concerning the so called cat and Duck method of flight in Cas something went wrong. Place a live cat on the cockpit floor. Because a cat always re Mains upright he or she can be used in lieu of a Needle and Ball. Merely watch to see which Way Theca leans to determine if a Wing if Low and if so which one. The Duck is used for the instrument approach and Landing because any sensible Duck Wilt refuse to Fly under instrument conditions it is Only necessary to hurl your Duck out of the plane and follow her to the ground. There Are some limitations to the cat and Duck method but by rigidly adhering to the following Check list a degree of Success willbe achieved. Get a wide awake cat. Most cats do not want to stand up at All at any time. It May be necessary to get a Large fierce dog in the cockpit to keep the cat at Atten Tion. Make sure your cat is clean. Dirty cats will spend All their Tim washing. Trying to follow a Wash ing cat usually results in a tight snap Roll followed by an inverted spin. This is very unsanitary. Old cats Are Best. Young cats have nine lives but an old used up cat with Only one left has just As much to lose As you do and willbe More dependable. Avoid stray cats. Try to get vow Uffit Bill now completes $150 atom smasher Alan a wat it off to a fast possible career As As fact As he completed an atom Monthe of work. Particle accelerator tree basement of his ship area Home. Moves an Electron Speed of Light to l an atom. Interested in radio when he was 10.james, a general to and service Engineer interest but Alan him. Into physics and Tor capable of pro Feal million volts. Hei building of a mechanical later a crude at Falls off in plane i Idaho fall