European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - April 18, 1963, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Be my guest speaker by Hal Boyle a staff a tiler happens to  or later someone from some or gang to i you belong to Cornea up to you at i Anu Johnny. I want you to give the main to Fonsa it our meeting next  to. Yoo Point out that you re a Man offer words never mad a speech in your life and the Prospect scares you to  he eur into your pretty protest with u unflattering ultimatum ton ban to do it Johnny. Everybody else t can think of u oat of  what i talk about you Aik  about  he replies brutally. Don t worry. Wen lock the doors soupy cant let away. But Don t make it too Ian. Mat Over an  Hoort that Seemi like an eternity. Toa buckle Down gamely to the task of writing your speech. Lor a nud month your Bow does t Geta Pennyworth of my work out of you. At boat you growl ilk a Bear at every la tar inc sound As you scribble Oage after Page of your speech. Genius la in  wife wrap a Towel around the Marten and Alia muffle the  evening before the meeting you also at the family dinner table and give you spawn it tonal tryout. The cat Falls asleep but then your kids than your wife. She Wake up Ana Lack 0 the clock a you in wonderful a says and Leiws tact Foby but it in an hour and is minute la that a Long As they wanted you sigh and throw away every other Page of your manuscript come the Biz night. The preliminary speaker drone on. And on. And  they introduce the distinguished visitor in the audience and it turns out everybody is distinguished and has an equally distinguished  they give awards for an hour. Then they announce the election of officers an the 35-m.mber Board of do Rector. Each of whom must be presented  last it la your turn. The president gel up gives you a 11-Mlnute introduction taking you from birth to the present moment. A you arise he whap in we re running terribly late. Better Cut your talk to five minute. I Don t thin they can stand any  you feel Ilka crying but what can you do you give a couple of feeble wisecracks and then skip the rest of your speech an close with your peroration remember As goes motherhood and the Federal Highway program so goes Amer Ica Well everybody a Lutes the idea of his Mother old inf on a comfortable  audience is also so grateful for being spared further boredom that All Rise an give you a Ata Odling ovation. You Are the hit at the  the Best Way for a Public speaker to nuke lifelong friends la to Tell a joke give a one Een Tenc construct message and then Alt Down a fast As he can. V Goren on Bridge it South i vkjo.e.41��ti Vajak k109s75 the adding sooth wot North Bastia pan 1 pan a Pas 4a Pas Para 6$ pass Pua Pasa opening Lead Queen of 4 South Dejok Vry possible pre caution to the play Al Hla Vul to not Alam contract today betas duly rewarded when his safety measures served to foil a 14  Snag that  have Spaet i Eft Orta. When sooth opened the bid Ding with ebb. North to not car removed trom the requirement for n jump shift. Holding 17 Point he Chase tobit hut time with simple forc ing Rea Poue of one Spade. South attend a single raise in Spades and North now came out in Hiltrue colors by jumping la four clubs. With the double fit uncovered South hand bad grown considerably in suture so head a Alam try by Cue bidding in diamonds. Thea waa All North needed to hear and a lumped to a Small Alam to  Queen of diamonds Wai opened and Declarer saw that hew a wild everywhere nut to Spadea. I sole concern then Wapato restrict himself to one loser in that Ault. Thea would be no prob Lem at All if the suit divided three two so he must Bend his efforts toward coping with an Adverse  winning the opening Lead in Hla hand be led Over to theace of Berta and ruffed a heart a club Tath Jack permitted Hilo run oat the last Heert. The remaining Trump we drawn an the Ace of diamonds waa cashed to Complete the stripping operation. A Spade Wai led not and when West followed. With the eight the Jack was played Tram Dummy which held the trick. Declarer now played the four Al Spade from the North hand fully in tending to concede this trick far if the Spade split normally the Ace would pick up the balance of the cult on the next round when bait showed out on the second Spade Lead the Wisdom of South safety play became apparent he merely ducked the trick around to West s nine. I the latter switched to another suit it would present declare with a Ruff and discard u West returned a Spade however. South would have a tree Tinea in the suit. Icon us Iso. N Cuil reihe Netherland National tourist Otto Hail de bulletin Al advising tourist the the open air Flower display will not be to Bloom until the last week in april. However the of Hothow exhibit will be in full Tomoki. The famed Keuken hol Jiuu and in outdoor Bloom will be at their Best from the la week in april until the Middle of May. Itoi and  Tulip time la offered for the weekend of or Jyh. " 4 a hmm for 89.50 from re Delber a Nan Frankfurt and Wiesbaden. Full details from weekend tour 12 hons Sach sir. Wiesbaden phone civil 75884. _.,. I  and the romantic Rood will be visited on a motor Cooch our scheduled for april 27-28 from . Donau and Heidelberg. The fee is s1s.50 All inclusive. Details trom weekend Tours. A piu31umage to the Harln of our tally of Lourdes will a conducted from May 23-28 by american express in cooperation with the military Council of Catholic men. This six Day Nortor coach tour a priced from t49.tswoso depending upon departure  will be picked up at Frankfurt bum Holder Ramsten kaisers Louvern. Wuerzburg a Schattenburg. Darmstadt. Heidelberg an Karlsruhe. Full details Are available from amb co offices. Summer air cruises to the near and Middle East biblical delights Are scheduled monthly beginning May 21 and lasting33 Day the All inc Luslie fee la m5. Accommodate one will be la deluxe hotels such the Nile gluon in Cairo the Athens Hilton an the hotel Phoenicia in Beirut. Additional cruise dotes Are june 18-29, july 16-27, aug. 20-31, sept. 10-21 and oct. 1-12. More details an descriptive brochures Ore available from huns Gelsler air cruises 2-8 Rathenau Slalz Frankfurt phone 21182 or 23844. A springtime weekend tour to Zurich for shopping and sight seeing is scheduled for departure on the evening of May 3 an will return May 5. Departure Points Are american installation in Wiesbaden Rhine main Heidelberg and Karlsruhe. Cost of the tour la 2t detailed information May be obtained from Helvetia Tours 21 Sachsen sir. Karlsruhe phone 32884 or from Karlsruhe sped services phone military 8328. The same Agency offers Trike and Luxembourg May 18-19, $20, from same Point a above. Strasbourg for memorial Day May 30. For $10.thk fabulous castles of Ludwig ii. Mud King at Luvirla from the evening of june 7 through june Al. Tour Coit is 923. Rome Impi this great and Beautiful City with treasure of Art and history that Are unique in the world is slowly being mutilated. Some of its palaces and Narks Are being sold to foreign  of its ancient ruins Are being encroached upon by Modem buildings. Much of its landscape la being defaced by commercial project. To some be opt Uila la a sad and no Orkini Ihling. To the majority of romans it Seema to be a matter of in Ron porn whatever. The process Haa been going on of course since the barbarian sacked Rome As Long a 16 centuries ago. Currying away Many of Lla treasures and destroying  Popes and princes continued ii stripping the Coloa Saum of Ita Marble and atone and tearing Down great Pagan building to erect churches and palaces in their place. In the 20th Century dictator Benito Mussolini ruthlessly Tor Down old building and sealed Over ancient ruins to build Broad. Avenues from Plena Venezia to the colosseum and from the tiber River to st. Peter1 Basilica. The Park of Tho Villa at Rohlfes take to be one of the City a beat Lenl la deemed off lit Bomanan behind High Walla beats it moves in la tone Academy. Ithe Dorta Pun Huj Palace on of the great architectural masterpiece that ring Plata Navona has been sold to Bula used Aaita embassy. The Park of the Villa Abamelik cannot be visited became it pan at the russian embassy grounds. Monte Karlo. A Long Green bin that encloses the City to Northwest. Ten t going to present a Green and uncluttered tact longer. A american built hotel and apartment building Anit am. New buildings am gradually defacing two of the Moat Road in the world the ancient Applan and aurelian Way. Of Al us Etty a beat a Nama a been moved out of to at Center of been and transplanted to a to Atelean modern la a motto eee Leei built by  tap of All this three recent developments have brought Una and protest Tram the. Italian  Wai the news that a Modem re Glou int Tuta waa built on the Callan Bui. Almost within the Shadow of theand other ancient Moat Wnenta. Then came word that another Dorla Pam Hlll Palace this on the Jan Culum hu1. Waa about to be sold to Belgium. Ai anally a Raal estate dim Eon waked the poll palais Meh be null Tharl contain la Brill of so Sij "1 mite. Lead Uig one rom. Newspaper a when Are they Geung a of be Coloa Geum but the roman people who characteristically get excited almost nothing have not rushed Forward to Man the barrlcd�yj3 sic Tauf la toured Tor 10 Day on a new Tou Ropa excursion v4 Watt departures every monday beginning May 6. Depart thl stabs and stripes thursday april 18, Msj