European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - November 13, 1964, Darmstadt, Hesse                              6 the stars and stripes november 1964 Max All that glitters is Xot Goldfinger by Dick West Washington up1 it is said that a certain profession would be More lucrative if it didst Hove so much Amateur can you guess what the profession is not Bruin the profession i am thinking of is press permit me to cite you an the other Day a press agent culled me up and Ive got a great idea fur your have a you dont find Many press 3rints nowadays who hand out Cihura Over the so 1 blk red him to he Ive got an English actress who is milking an Amer ican were doing the whole thing in she has a com plete Gold she travels in a Gold she Only in hotel sullen with Golden decor and she from a Gold plate with a Gold knife and i that a Beautiful pure it almost makes me but its too he Why dance calculator asked to line up cute numbers up i dance promised All customers o an brain was to figure tickets that if they truthful i the election is already he we Arent plugging were plugging Gold its the name of a this is mixed up in an attempt to steal the Gold from fort she has an affair with a secret agent and then gets Mur she Dies from skin suffocation after being painted from head to toe with Gold i that could happen to this illustrates the Point i was on the very same Day that the press agent a congressional subcommittee put out a report that in my opinion made a better its not about Gold but it does concern Money and perhaps you have seen Pic Tures of the fancy embassy that the state department erected in new a few years at the it was a target of considerable criticism in it seems that the project included an expensive Fountain thus far has been Only a dry according to the sub commit it would Cost about i year to operate the but the state department Hast been Able to get up the courage to ask Congress for the funds to moisturize heres what Well some dark night Well cover Secretary of state Dean Rusk with a coat of Gold and ship him to fort i inside the vaults he can heist enough Bullion to Liquefy the arid Fountain for a few then Well hire a press agent to keep the whole thing quiet these new names sound All Wong who right for who at Purdue University Friday the 13th some steady daters were believed in for a Umlor class sponsors of the assignment in eat roast Hippo by Raymond Crowley Washington by a relentless editor to cover n luncheon featuring roast hip your correspondent rushed out to a carryout lunch room and hollered give me a cheese Sandwich in a Brown paper i dont want to starve this noon if i cant stomach the upshot of this Saga is thut the cheese did not get eaten but Tome of the Hippo the occasion was the oth anniversary luncheon of the ant eaters this collection of some has never yet eaten but has lunched on such things As Bear from the dismal whale blubber from the Austral Ian Kangaroo and crab eating Seal from the by the zoo the Host is Gordon Leech who also happens to be manager of the restaurant at the National the members seem to be supreme court ambassadors and in fact anybody who can get up the per not counting this time Leech had provided a two ton Hippo from afas the main he got it from an animal on the lefthand Page of the menu is a list of calculated to break Down resistance to exotic there Are such items As Beaver eyeballs on the half Shell and Anteater Hunter with Poison Ivy salad and dust of Golden this Page is a on the right hand Page is the real starting off with titbits of wild very then there is Al Moose and follows the Hippo i dont taste any Hippo in a diner replied waitress Patty they probably dragged a Hippo through or let one up toe through came the moment of the piece de resistance answered 18 questions on characteristics and personality traits an ism 7014 computer would select perfect dates for them Tom a chemical in Al neiring student from Beech developed the idea As a bizarre project after hearing of a similar social even at Northwestern University Sev eral years Sawyer contacted psychology Clifford Swensen and Swensen compiled a list of ques Lions he had used in an Experiment to find what traits flour i in Cumpata bully among Manlet couples at the each student buying a ticket listed his Hob ambitions and when sales cards were punched for each dance the cards were to be fed into the before the the boys were to gather in one girls in As their matched numbers arc culled off the computer they were to meet in a Thyri room and i Thomas to the Adams of Lafay this word from Bennie i wont Lead it i it in on a i will bring it looked like dark coloured roast rather so your correspondent put the cheese Sandwich Back in his pocket and it tasted just the Way to Junior class said he knew of some steady dating who bought tickets to see if the computer pairs Ive seen some real charmers in the ticket Adams major where did you get that Flag i wish i was in the land seems to about sum up what happened at the Southern Charity horse show part of the pageantry of the show called for the hags of the various governments which have held Sway Over Alabama to be paraded with the accompanying anthems of those of came the Star spangled As old glory was carried into the Arena by one then naturally came and another horseman entered the ring with is hag trailing bravely in the it was the wrong was carrying the British Union somebody had swapped by just before the error the rider gritted his Teeth and Rode on around the Arena As Library of Congress dome being cleaned Washington a the ornate dome High above he main Reading room of the Library of Congress is getting i first cleaning in 67 it Hast been scrubbed or re paired since the building was opened in new York Inchol Arshop is an unwieldy handle for a but that the English translation for sul Fei songs first so he changed Hes now Warren Warren and 11 other chinese children took american names at an Assembly in a school in it All came about because Prin Cipal Toby Kurzband asked the chinese parents How the school could help them and their Chil the answer give Ameri can names to our Chung had decided on but miss april a chinese american wanted a name that was not too unusual in the chinese com Why not Damn Chan the that a Nice Chi Nese said the Ronald Chan has a chinese Craig Chan Chung Chan is now Kurzband said that about a dozen other parents who at tended the Assembly went to teachers later and asked that their children be Given american he said this would be done in classroom some of the he feel its a shame that the chinese names Arent used they made a joke out of it and asked miss Lou if they could take chinese new officeholder Dies up Fred newly elected democratic Mason county treas died of a heart attack at his Home Adams had Defeated Republican Carl ground the former the new american names have no Legal but they will be used in Kurzband said he feels they will help the chinese children adapt to Amer ican the school has 827 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