European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - December 21, 1964, Darmstadt, Hesse                              6 the stars and stripes december 1964 if try a Cross eyed to camera by Dick West Washington Tele easting football games this the networks have been making big use of something called the isolated for the Benefit of my wife and others who abhor on television or i shall attempt to explain How the isolated camera while the regular cameras arc covering the Central action on do following the isolated camera selects an individual player and records his activities on video if it turns out that the player being followed by the isolated camera did something important on that particular like catching a the tape will immediately be put on the air to show How he did thus the viewers get two looks at the same which is one More than the spectators inside the stadium unless they happen to be Cross eyed or have severe ainu mind that everyone is now Clear As to How the isolated camera i will Tell you about a splendid suggestion that i am preparing to Lay before the i intend to propose that they use the isolated camera tech Nique in covering president John sons state of the Union Mes Sage to Congress next As you the president has decided to deliver the message at t rather than the Cus Tomary since t is regarded As prime time on this presumably will insure a bigger viewing audience than he would draw at if the networks adopted my the speech would be taped by an isolated camera and when Johnson got off a particularly Good it would immediately be repeated so that the audience could savor it the announcer would break in and lets watch that last paragraph again on the isolated camera to see How die president got so much Here we see him building up to a Climac tic pronouncement on and heres the punch line now Back to the live As with the isolated camera could be used to Plusk up Little details that might ordinarily be for the regular cameras would show the president in a medium Range View discussing tax then the isolated camera would rerun his remarks with Only his hands that Way we could Tell whether he Hud big fingers crossed when he said or the isolated camera could focus on members of during the we could see the expression on Harry Byrds face White the Artst Dent was urging enactment of Clou big uni with i do wife talk its All greek to husband new York a there is widespread belief that the most important language in the world today in a Strong Case can be made for this As More coun tries discover the general Utility and adaptability of the English there is in existence language that is even More powerful and it is to become a real scholar of this widespread form of com it is practically Nec Essary Tor the student to be two things a and b mar a woman starts using wife talk a few moments after the Strong silent fellow next to her reluctantly gives the preacher a shift eyed look and humbly i taking her new husband firmly by the Arm she int it fun standing Here up to our armpits in thrown a let what she actually As any Veteran husband would lets got going Iti time to Start our Honey that it the first thing a Man has to learn about wife talk it never Means what it it has to be another thing a husband needs to learn in dealing with is Bride is never to take her Oral express shaggy dogs tale los Angeles Ball was on a Stepladder paint ing his Kitchen when a shaggy dog wandered in through a door left open for said the dog wagged his get outta Hall com the dog stepped toward the Ball waved a bucket of paint thinner at the the dog the serv ice porch caught the Kitchen caught Hall scrambled Down the ladder and called the fire department they put out the the water Benter Pilot had ignited the paint said fire who reported the incident Hall said the damage will Cost nun Slons mystery Between him and her begins at the altar and never the rest of his life he will spend desperately trying to find out what the Devil she is really trying to they Are having a meal to Gether and she says wont you have some More Steak the recent bridegroom Natu rally thinks she is interested in his welfare and pleasantly re i think i what he Doest realize is that wife talk is always couched in the form of indirect discourse and that what his Bride actually meant in stupid pass me the Arab stirs Buffalo Stampede have accused an 18yearold Stu Dent of posing As a dignitary from n fact Louf kingdom in a student fostered hoax that Trig gered More than collegians on a destructive rampage at the cites Airport the assembled to Greet the broke win slashed and fright ened travellers at the airports terminal damage was estimated at the disguised Arthur Schelon of new was sus Pended by the state University at Buffalo after police charged him with disorderly he pleaded innocent and was re leased in f 100 police said the hoax apparently started when some students phoned local news Media and raid they would picket the arrival of a visiting dignitary from an imaginary arabian Peninsula police said Schelon went to new York and booked immediate re turn passage to when the turbaned Scheinar the students ran authorities the students thought up the Hoar to protest a recent biology Campus sources the Dean of Rich Ard the University regrets any damage that has this aspect of the matter must rest in the hands of civil it can be taken As a Rule of thumb in wife talk that any sen tence used by a wife in address ing her husband carries the implied term although Only in insensible woman Actu ally uses this word out loud to her she Doest have her tune should be Able to do other examples a cocktail parly she lays of a blonde the men Are Cluster ing int her hair Lovely what she actually Means slay away from that dyed in a restaurant she this is a cosy table its so much fun to hear the chatter from the what she Means Why we rent you Man enough to get us a table by the window she says wistfully on a Rainy if anything should Ever happen to i want you u marry again and be Hap what she Means if you ill haunt you for of requires an answering form of commune this is known As husband it has been scientifically reduced to a single no matter what a wife the Wise husband invariably re plies you said a Mouthful i this is the Only thing he can say which is if he says any thing else at Hes bound to get himself in Mistletoe for Kissin latin Chicago and cherished Christmas can be fatal when used other than for decorations or an excuse for the National safety Council adults have been known to die from drinking a supposed medi Cine Tea brewed from Mistletoe the Council and one Leaf of a if eaten by a contains a caustic juice that can be the Council reported on dangerous plants and shrubs in an use of Ita quarterly family the Council said the research was done by John Kingsbury of Cornell the Public health service and the american medic Al bartenders get Load for the Road Kansas a it was but a member of a private club operated by William Bartlett decided he needed an other drink before going not too hopeful that it would be he stopped by the two men and a woman be Hind the bar served him several drinks with pleasant Conversa the Happy customer decided Bartlett needed to be complimented so he phoned the club who lives in Overland those new bartenders Are real Nice the member in not open for business and i Haven got any new bar tend Bartlett spluttered just be fore he started calling patrolmen arrested a Man and a woman about a Block from the club and recovered from trim a to six bottles of six cans of Beer and a Roll of the booked As Chester Dye and Wilburta were charged with burglary and grand the other Man was not patrolman Thomas Kane said police never Learned the name of the Happy club history student Judy a Las vegas show girl and a avid student of his reportedly can Trace her ancestry Back o the fourth James clerk leaves estate of million a la halt a Century he never ran above a clerks position but Bernard Carleton died Mil who died in june it left an estate of according to the inventory that was just admitted to clerk As one of an army of clerks who worked for the Aetna us insurance Carleton never made much in but Whit he did get he stretched As far As it would we lived on what we could said his and then saved what left in the the leftover Cash went into Aetna s t o c k and stayed decade after dec a Friend told him to put to away and forget about Carlton the holdings according to the most of Carl tons estate consisted of shares of Aetna Stock and shares of Hart Ford fire insurance prefer red Carleton started out with Aetna in the mid18808 writing poli cies in the main reason he got i Job was because he had such Beautiful Carleton chorus chief says beatles no better than saves do the founder of the nationally known Tucson boys Cho says the Mopha Rcd beatles from England arc nol Una bet Ter than any Bunch of director of the boys Cho rus since told a group of parents that fanatical acceptance of the English sinning group by american teenagers is a Slen of decadence m the United states arc All our teenagers with out Pride or arc they just Plain dumb if this is the the future of this great country of ours is m serious it is High time that responsible people made a concerted Effort to end this kind of Imp cell Caso Casi said he first saw the mop hairs from Liverpool on the de Sullivan show earlier this calling it a horrifying expert Caso said his thoughts concerning the British quartet Haven changed since they arc playing Back to the no political plans Washington up com Merce Secretary Luther Hodges said a has no plans to Ever run again for political office Ter he Steps Down from his cab inet Post dark he Iti not 4 their music that in against so much an the feeling and emotion they which is no better than any Bunch of concluded Caso i Felt Only dead or dying country could help produce the but what of s America Are we so decadent that without any resistance put our stump of approval on Tatt 4 nothingness the Tucson boys chorus under 0 Caso has appeared several ugh on National television and last i year Sang at the official Lig Huttl f of the Christmas tree at whew us their albums also Ham been received favourably among music s if i wont ill whistle Dpi police and coast raced to the end of a Lea coated jetty far out la lab mar Holran to Rescue a Man ported in they found a punted George who gone out to take measure Tau Tor install Tun of a new fogs