European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - April 11, 1968, Darmstadt, Hesse Taxing times by Hal Boyle a staff writer remarks that a Federal income tax collector gets tired of hearing Attis time of the year Well you can t get blood out of what do you Guys do with All the Money you collect pour it Down rat holes i own a nightclub joint. Does that mean 1 should fill out a joint income tax not that 1 mind supporting my Owa government but Why do 1 have to help support every government in the whole world business is business. In my business we give 10 per cent off for Cash. Why should t you give me 10 per cent of if 1 pay Irving Don t you recognize me 1used to babysit for you when you were a Little boy. Can t you take a Little of my tax for old time s Sake after ail who s looking can 1 list a sponge As a dependent i m speaking of my brother in Law. That no Moodnik has been sponging off me Ever since 1 married his in t the Money with me i assure you. It s the principle of the you say 1 owe you $417. 1 say you owe me a $312 refund. Okay Why Don t we just toss a Coin and Settle it that Way what la you Call head or tails Why Don t you put a tax on Salt like they did in the Olden times go ahead you won t worry me. I m on a Salt free diet""1 brought my Little daughter Elsa along. Elsa. Say hello to the Nice government Fella. Show him the patches on your dress the holes in your shoes then ask him what he s trying to do to your poor to there s Only one Way to spell Bureau crat and it always winds up with the same three Why can t 1 meet you at that Little bar Down the Street after you it through work for the Day. And you and 1 cantal this whole thing Over quietly Man to Man in a More congenial atmosphere naturally i m who Drew up the government s tax forms this year Phyllis Diller Well Here s my return. Tell me where do they serve the Best Chow in the Atlanta or the Leavenworth Penitentiary "1 just dropped in to give you a my husband should list As a business expense his weekend stay at a Motel last july 1 think you should know that the Motel is Only two Miles from ourhouse. And that he did t stay at the Motel alone. And i was t the person who was with what s the internal Revenue serv ice s motto for this year All your pay for lbs dear annl angers 1 was pregnant with my fourth child last week and my husband washout Hunting with his buddies. He knew very Well the baby was due any minute and 1 asked him please not to leave town but he went anyway. He told me if the labor pain started to Call my brother and ask him to drive me tothe Hospital and then have my brother Call him and he d head for Home immediately. I in formed him that i would Betook ashamed to Call anybody and to just forget about me that 1 would probably drive myself to the Hospital. He go mad and yelled you must be out of your mind. That would be dangerous but do As you the pains started they weren t like the ones 1 had with my other children they came very close together an were unusually Sharp. I decided to Call an some reason the pain stopped when i got to the hos Pital and the baby was t born until the following ambulance Bill was $88 and my husband is burned up. Pogie 14 he says 1 Cabied the ambulance just to spite him. He is deducting the $88 from my Al Lowance. What do you think about this Helena dear Helena your husband is my personal candidate Foreman Man of the year Heel division. And you can Tel him i said so. Dear Ann Landers my Hus band and 1 were married for 20 years. We have teen age children. Lloyd is a prominent Man in this Community an the news of our divorce rocked the town because no one suspected there was a bit of trouble. The trouble Bytheway is 14 years younger than i am is currently trying to Geta divorce and is willing to give up her children there is no Chance for a re conciliation. 1 am not writing for that reason. What 1 want to know is this what should my attitude be toward former Mutual friends of my husband and myself people we used to sea socially several of these people Are trying to play it very Cool. They want to re main on Good terms with both blowing smoke 1 am writing in reply to "23 skid of a letter from a woman in Stuttgart Germany in your april s Issue. She stated in her Tetter that she was very upset about a sight seeing tour on which one lady smoked 88 cigarettes on their return trip. Also that she was annoyed at the smoke fitted bus. She feel that there should be rest stops for us who Are addicted to would just like to express my opinion in this matter i do smoke and thoroughly enjoy my i believe that if were travelling on a sightseeing tour and could t smoke 1 would not enjoy myself at Alt also 1 would just like to say that she evidently was not enjoying herself either since she could take the time to count How Man cigarettes someone was smoking and Tow Man were smoking cigars and pipes also. 1 Dot t think hat everyone who smokes is addicted i Tapir Troia talking with get fester jew that nowt of us terrible one that smoke r do. So for relaxation and. Because we simply see should have stuck to her first sentence to which she said thai if a person wants to smoke it l. , Germany to "23? skid Dool in your letters column 1 also like to make bus Tours and make them a ofe Emu i can. As the lady porous out to her jetted a milking at eld 1� a person s own business so w / wonder of the lady who is so perturbed by smoking is too Bow counting Dorette pipes and Cigar that she fails to demand immediate service re Lloyd and Lloyd is clearly in the wrong i feel that these peo ple Are condoning what he did and therefore their morals areas bad As his. Should i Stop seeing them to my Way of thinking they Are either on Lloyd s Side or mine. The cannot be impartial. Comment please. Fence Sitter dear Sitter accept the Friendship of those who offer it and do so unequivocally Yon have no right to demand that your friends Stop seeing your husband. A woman we adopt this vindictive attitude deserves to end up alone. An she usually does. Confidential to out of words a Man who brags that he hat not had a vacation in seven years has very Little to be proud of. He is a compulsive worker and a fool. Tell him you Are through begging an next summer you Are going to visit your family either wit him or without him. Also Tell him he s stupid to let All that Money pile up for your next husband to enjoy. Copyright i9fl. Put us a halt Syndicate the stars and stripes saddles in of the size of the group is completely rude to Harrie waiters and hotel clerks and terribly unforgiving because they Are not completely fluent in English profit the ugly american and How Abbottt Tae american ,.wl& can spend great sums Tor souvenirs but find it Torii Nauji to leave a a cent tip profit belted Tolfe Solat Ottto to Lair s problem is to Travern known has Ray a Pato idiot because smoking disturbs tier but because her attitude Walt always separate her from thed feature and Friendly attn found in group travel two packs a Day in reference to 4 it so v tote cup is it dirty Weed Doo May i make a comment Sno Maln i like it it makes you thin it makes you lean it takes the hair right off your beaut " it s the worst darned stuff i be Ever seen Iii Keith 0 the Man with the smelly pipe editor s note the above poem is by g. L. 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