European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - June 28, 1977, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Art Buchwald tuesday june 28, 1977 the stars and stripes Page 11 Washington futurists Are now predicting that the world will end with neither whimper nor a bang. It will end when enough people can t find a parking place. In Washington they Are voting Stern Park ing measures for their streets which could change the american Way of life As Wen wit. In the past commuters from the suburbs As Well As Maryland and Virginia have driven into the City and have parked their cars All Day Long in front of some one s House and then at the end of the Day driven them Back to the suburbs where they pay their taxes and according to All the real estate ads live the Good life. But a court ruling has changed ail this and now motorized incursions from the hinterlands will be prohibited. It would turn Washington into another Beirut. When you take a person s parking spot away from him you take away the Dearest thing in his life. We Are not really talking about parking but the territorial imperative. Man has always been willing to go to War Over real estate and there is no land As precious to an american As a place where he can leave his  quote Winston Churchill the storm Clouds Are  in suburban shop Ping Center malls militant parking leaders Are inciting suburbanites to prepare for these Ian filpes european edition col. Billy k. Spangler. Usa Eltar Elf Schle maj John c. Taylor. Usan. Do Vav Edillor in Mcniel Mert Proctor. Managing editor Elmer 0. Frank. Production manager Henry s. Epstein circulation manager this newspaper is an Auto Rand Knofl Iclal publication Lor . Armed forces overseas. The stars and stripes is published in conjunction with the armed forces in Lorma ton program of the department of Delento. Contents of the stars and stripes Are not. Necessarily me Ella Cal View of the . Government the department of defense or . European command. The appearance of displays in this newspaper concerning comme Clel publications does not constitute an f endorsement by the department of do lense. Including the military departments. Military address the surs and stripes. Apo wi75. International mall the stars and stripes. Postrach it 10 d4ioodarmstadt ii Germany. Tel Orl Eshelm cd Prelli u1sh my Darmstadt Airstrip Ralu ij7u  04iw3j. No York Ollice room. Joi Varlock is. New York Toon. Tel area code Jill Anutt. Second class postage paid at new York n. Y. News bureaus Kalser Sleuter. Germany. Floyd Harrington building an Piil asm Barracks Vogel Weh military to or Kal str Mautern Civ Dud a. Nuernberg. Germany. Dan Synovec. Building ii. William o. Darby adorn. Nuernberg military 7& or Nuernberg Civ Molt Stuttgart Germany. De Hill big. No. Mcgoe Barracks.  in Clirman ill Dennalla my we. In Washington. . John Hart Oast a. The Pentagon. Room 7.e714. Washington Kini. Lal. To full tit . Circulation offices Germany Berlin. Civilian Olima. Mil etl7 Bremer. Haven. Cd met. Mil am Frankfurt. Civ Ventu or Etc Malsor Slauter. Civ 57al7. Mil Vogel Wonsom Munich Civ Musk or new tsp. Mil Uso Nuernberg. Civ 72s� North German Region Rhein Maln Mil 7100 or common Civ 447u, military 4uue it we vol ca88us to nos i coves t0 could please Complete this form and mail to stars & stripes Apo 09175 attn sales promotion