European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - July 4, 1977, Darmstadt, Hesse                                July the stars and stripes r Page 1 York not after the hour of the Hyin one is is shaped like Crew members Are Uri Hap Pya out this when hey reported Lotfie for his Mission were told that All the late Model Cigar shaped flying already toe support Crews lauded at for Good the Cigar sox flying Saucer went Dat with High Button it it the Model t of flying a primitive design dating Back to the Era when Etui neers were still in the dark Ages of Saucer gel a horse onlookers had jeered at the ancient vehicle bumped through the entitling its obligatory mysteriously intense Light in and now it is Everhe has extinguished All smoking made sure Seal belts Are fastened and placed seat backs in us upright the Tain is Reading the tie Steward in charge of mysteriously Brilliant Light emis Sions is grumbling about being sent up in an old crate held together with chewing gum and baling attention says the captains voice on we will be Landing tonight on the planet the they have All been to the planet Earth too Many the air is the people whom they Kidnap briefly and bring aboard so their brains can be probed always leave the Cabin reeking afterwards with the smell of shaving lotion and hair the sight of the descending Hying Saucer attracts no this is partly because it is a weekend in new York and Many people have gone to East others Are hiding indoors behind drawn curtains so nobody will know they cannot afford East the people who remain on the streets Are not the sort to look up very Long at flying Cigar As new they know that if you make the mistake of look ing at something curious it will attach itself to you to cadge Money for a new religious the Box plops onto blasted attracting the attention of several Young men who Are burning Down a targe build the Captain one of the Young men dandies going to the dogs London up women liberation May be the reason Why British the dandies of Are now dressing so mens fashion experts with women asserting their rights to equal the experts men have started to sulk on a National they Are dressing badly to draw Atten Tion to themselves and Register their rather As children behave badly to catch where you got the hubcaps on that the Captain tells them it k not a but a flying the Young Man says sure and he is Nelson look says the i am not kid this is tin honest to goodness flying Saucer trom if thai is Heyoung his whole to be taken inside and Havu their brains As that it what is supposed to happen to people approached by flying those Are not my says the v i thought Young now came across with the of the Captain gives a inside the a Corporal in charge of rendering sartorial according to the clothing manufacturers May be the retd rules governing dress in t refers to the ridiculous incident last authorities at Wimbledon and Henley regatta spent Days agonizing Over ghetto officials should be allowed to take off their it also Points out Ullh the exception of Britain is the Only country in the world where tace mate wardrobe is used to express political persuasions and proclaim soda ajl these factors combined May have men on to rebel against wet dressed is the federation noting that Felt obliged to plead wet bus and senior to dress decently when going Ataw their suits were often so shabby sat other countries regarded Britain As a nation of it Ger Man Cost of Earth people utterly powerless presses a Button which turns the Young mans tire Iron to foam rubber from a 19yearold this says is on a Mission from Ive heard of whispers one of the gang a highly advanced civilization capable of producing a Crim free t am says the Ullh the task of bringing your people a we have been watching you from afar and do not like what we mend your ways or we shall destroy the Leader of the gang is youve got something could destroy the whole City he we says the you like to sell it asks the the Captain is his first impulse is to have the Young Man indicted for trying to buy the Congress of the United me signals the lieutenant in charge of instant Earth people analysis to deter mine if he is dealing with he korean the lieutenant instantly informs my that these Are merely new yorkers engaged in federally induced programs for destroying i says the Young if you would come across with something that could make it a Little easier for us to wipe out this whole six lock area we might decide not to bomb the tax stamp on the Captain is in a after the proposal is Well within the policy guide lines of Bis and his Cigar Box is highly he signals has chief of liquidation and six blocks of the Brans turns to rubble the Saucer into the the stewardess in charge of being Toothy and desirable strokes his Why so Captain the he its getting dumber than science can someone explain to me How our Cost of living allowance cola was reduced by 33 per cent in March and yet Slars and stripes shows West Gene Nyla Cost of living up per cent for april and up Parent for March since the Exchange rate for Dos is the lowest since we arrived in country in August and appears u be very stable How is such a targe cola reduction justified things must better but re like someone u show me Kalherine Wurns Germany  Jerome engineering homing re Nuest most complicated of the Oversea allowances is cola 11 involves a compari with a giving Doe weight to prices at comm Sia Ries and past exchanges both in conus and to Etc produce an average the average ratio produced in applied to the expenditure base for each the expenditure base a word to parents what i would like to comment on is the tack of participation by parents i have heard All about problems with the vandalism and i could go All it would take is a few complainers to but they All seem to be too Busy with there Are Many activities for All age groups of youth Many Young people participate or would participate if uie parents would Volunteer one evening or afternoon out of their Busy schedule to work with girl boy treats sports conces work with Young or just rap with your sons or daughters my hat is off to the teachers at kaisers Lauvern number one who we rent too Busy to go on a ski week with our i am sure they have activities they have pursued after teaching our youth All As a appreciated their Par Pur sons and daughters Are the adults of lets Alt pitch in a couple of hours a week per Parent Doest Hurt any of share some time with our youth they May be Ronald Sembach Germany kids at the movies in your letters column i read a com plaint from a woman who objected to paying admission to an cafes theater in Darmstadt for her 18morth and fou year i would like to put in my Nickel by saying that i think people who bring children that Small to a movie should be charged double or All rest of the theatregoers Are doing babysitting for her her children May usually fall but most talking or crying children Are always at disrupting he concentration of the rest of Smith polish pen pal a uni u to 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