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Only have them in do you think we can Stock both White and coloured shirts another Salesman comes Over and in what the trouble the fellow Salesman tells my in this idiot wanta a White first he asks for a size 17 and now he wants it in a what kind of store does he think we run them americana Are All you say youll take a coloured Salesman is he shoves the Box of shirts in front of you and please dont touch them or youll have to pay for you select and be throws it into a four thousand he you give him a five thousand franc dont you have change do you think we can make change for everyone who comes into the store everyone looks at you As u you had just mapped the Man in the you say you have no and there is a conferee Ager and the they keep looking at you and whispering to each the who writes the entire transaction in a Large produces the thou Germany to take advantage of the Many Wlsh the Natany wet Days we have in even in i think indoor swimming pools Are such a peat the sons like Spring or its too cold for outdoor  not enough Snow for skiing or other Winter indoor swimming to an inexpensive Means Lokeel fun Leroug Trout the i urge that any new swimming pools to be whether in or military be indoor ones and say Axl Sung out door ones be an indoor Pool is an asset in beat and conservation be it cuts Down on Yap Oraton and Shields against weather be cause swimming is such a healthy activity it it worthwhile to encourage it year Reading that a few incidents of Drunken and conduct by some servicemen in Kaiserslautern might bar our americans from using the m n or Mil Here have not been any similar in Chi occurring Here in and i certainly Hope it never does for thelast privileges i want to give up and 1 would Tike All americans to help to serve their privilege of using the German pools since most military bases do not a Vethel own l even a Barm angry or feel Iii Daggres dont feel the need to behave dior in a Pool because the exercise involved in stroking Klc Kuig is a Good Way to relieve tensions and i Hope that inclined to behave disorderly will agree Wilh me that there Are socially acceptable ways u vent your aggressions without interfering with the Reghu of and in the Pool nobody has Ever reprimanded me for we King or splashing As hard As outdo leave  at the club or  another example of inequality once again we can see the age old Rule the enlisted Man gels it and the Wolfi cer gets Offin we arc speaking of the Case of the air Force doctor who faces charges for As quoted in stars and stripes conspiracy to wrongfully Transfer a  a unifying government larceny at soliciting to commit an offence and conduct unbecoming an offi to punish this officer the air Force has accepted his resignation and will Dis charge him probably with Severance How cruet now we take the hypothetical private first class or specialist four who gets picked up for having two or three Grams of Bulrush on his obviously this person must be a major drug supplier and should be made of him to deter lets see now about a Dishon Oracle one to three years in reduction to loss of All commercial View of the few on there Are some that really test the mental agility of the spontaneous inter views with the one in particular that want actually an interview is a real the one about As we understand it the Constitution guarantees equal punishment it would be Only fair to offer this same private or specialist us Opportunity to resign from us rather than to ruin the rest of his life with Dis Bonara Etc discharge and the other equal ton Olsen Berila editors note Cou Cuttic Teagar Safe staff judge you arc More Una 10 Yean ago this was regulations pertaining to separation i enl sled people were brought la line with those per Tauring to officers where they refer to an Catlon pm charge id lieu of an other than boo Oracle Descharm is normally issued to both of Nacri and enlisted people if the application for Resl Gaa Don is in 1kb Radjai Trapeni or Severance pay is not a a the Salesman slaps 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