European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - August 2, 1977, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Art Buchwald August 1977 the stars and stripes rage in iffa Tio j la Tiu a the to fleets of solar Energy on Honl Bai we he behind Tome m of his tit Asci Tehin the supreme court Feu we a turf now Loite american Washington Hospital rates Are rising at such a phenomenal rate some experts predict it is conceivable that in to or 20 years a room at a Good Hospital will Cost if this is and its hard to imagine that it going to a Hospital will become a status Symbol for the very Rich just As owning a yacht and a stable of horses has been in the society editors will be assigned to cover and this is Bow a society column might read in the future William of Newport and Sag Point has checked into doctors Hospital before going to her Winter Home in Palm Beach wearing a Courreges Hospi Tal gown especially mane for she they May criticize me for going to the Hospital but i think if youve got the Money and the you might As Well have the Tun thai goes Wiltil a the same Hospital was Reginald win Throp heir to the Beanie breakfast Cereal who had just had his appendix asked what the operation Reggie to paraphrase if you have to ask what it costs to have an you can afford up at Rose Hill Mary Lou a Torwood gave birth to a baby since it was their first the Aslor Woods took a private room which Cost them for the the proud Clyde the ast Rwoods have always had their babies in delivered by a and Here is no reason for the press to make an Issue Over i think you should be Able to spend your inheritance As you dam Well there is still a Battle raging Al the Maple Flower it started when the Board of directors decided to admit Charity a who could Only afford to pay a Day for a bed in the Bart the Oil said that by changing its admittance  Flower was opening the floodgates to and the peace and Harmony of the Hospital would be Ellen Matoney another member of the Board on the other said the Ward fall ends would not be permitted to mingle with the other patients be cause the private and Stulp Alvale rooms had been designated at the clubhouse and the War tread been designated As the la White Whimple had a gallstone re moved at Lincoln memorial Hospital the operation Watt performed in the palladium room which had been Deco rated especially for the Peter Duchon and his orchestra played during postoperative while the Meyer Davis orchestra was hired to play for her after she got Back to her la had Spe Dat gowns designed for the surgeons and it was Pray ably the most lavish gallstone operation of the and could Only be compared with Truman capote Tonsillectomy of last when Truman rebuilt the operating room Amphitheater to look like a Madrid bullfight v of the Pepsi urged f or thes win ill my oin Mudi no Vort the Hijii umlaut w Tui hot pm nun us Cru am an what doctor broken Arm of whal former Debutante who has been married four did ully the spark plug Check in secretly at Bonnie University Hospital for a slipped the Duchess of amb Lemeyer claims she is tired of going to Queen Moth ers Hospital in London for her ulcer and said she would have All her ulcer work done in the future at Arthurs sanitarium in new where most of the Beautiful people Frank Sinatra was turned away Tor treatment from Boswell Hospital after a fight the other night because he want wearing a when told by a re Porter whom he had turned the chief surgeon i dont care if it was Rich Ard Burton the Hospital has to maintain a decorum or Well lose All our next week ill Tell you about two hernia operations that were planned months in Advance on the same Day without either Playboy knowing  Khrushchev Ever so anonymously Moscow a former soviet Leader Nikulla virtually a non person for he past 13 made a sur prise reappearance before soviet television viewers in a him clip in a television Khrushchev was shown signing a Decla ration of world communist parties at a Moscow meeting in 1957 in a documentary called our the narrator made no reference to Khrushchev by who was stripped of Power in is almost never referred to now either on television or in soviet Publica a history Book commonly used now by soviet Grad school pupils relegates him to a single reference and a Khrushchev died in dictator Josef Seal in has reappeared with increasing fre Quency in recent Yean to television pro movies this is in reference to the need for american women to shape up their overseas based on the article writ ten and other accumulated this could become an undertaking of great Why Are we Only picking on women the average Man of either culture could do with a few a Tew less a Good haircut and a new what 1 similar to cola and i another military perhaps called Pef Peoples sensitive come up with Anyim should be a subsidy Deal american military and overseas into the Cost of each woman personal allot ment under Pepsi could be determined using a vast array of of personal responsibility in damaging euro peans concept of the Beautiful american of excavation and rejuvenation the latter might be determined by submission of initial estimates from Beauty swim and trim clothing and the occasional dentist and plastic also to be considered an wages of and should we include psychiatric costs Tor cwt Dren  for themselves while put tue Elu Sive think not like Mari Juana and the harmful effect of cannot be might i sneakily use their Pepsi on classes or other  even us Oki who might wart Schrank instead of nose Job and eyes can you better Pepsi Ned to Ira storm a pendent women their image will conflict with that of the other mummified american women overseas with their mountains of new cosmetics and perhaps a Good tar and feathering will put them in Helf if what about us Public Pillory there is roam for  in the image protected by the american woman both at Homo and no really enjoys seeing curlers worn in but few humans have reached the Heights of perfect Waraline Germany Story on wives is called an insult Luis pm yank held in London after plane incident London up Airport police arrested an american who fought his Way onto a Bosto bound Jet and demanded to be taken to new the unidentified in Ufa late jostled passengers in dashing onto the trans world airways 747 and flopping duo a first class he demanded to be taken to new a Security guard and when we told him to leave the Jet he said he was a member of the Cia and thai american intelligence was taking Over the the Man left quietly when police arrived and was detained Tor questioning at the Airport thank you for informing us that the wives of the Ansbach area will be receiving a free hair styling and Cosine and thanks for pointing out that the majority of wives there Are Wear wrinkled dont Wash their hair nor remember to Wear make dependent wives have dropped out of society when compared to european women who always keep themselves Well groomed and to think that if these women would simply shape up the divorce rate would drop How could we have not known this All of you who have sat Homo night after year after year waiting faithfully Tor your Chubby proud of the Flag an article in a recent Issue of the stars and stripes forces me to expound on my thoughts and philosophies toward the actions of the of Calif that Ellued California school kids May refuse to Salute Ute where by a Book approved by the stale Board of permits students of California not to Salute the Flag and net to pledge Alle Giance to the i really  believe what i read Are old enough to recall a new photo of a Frenchman with tears running Down his Cheeks As be watched hitlers army lower the French Flag after the occupation of that country during world War it was heart rendering and was caused by political attitudes such As shown in this our leaders constantly propound As to our Freedom Freedom of free Dom of the Freedom of where we would like to live and what makes the such it is the Constitution which is symbolized by our Flag and enforced by the loyally represented in the pledge of can any Serviceman honestly say during the Retreat a Praud fed ing Doest Rise in his Chest As he listens to be bugler sound to Ibe Flag and watch the Stan and come slowly Down the what Toen of the cannot say with his hand Over Bis As he pledges Bis he Doest love Bis country and under it should retain Liberty and Justice Tor tracer Frankfurt husbands to come Home had you any idea that because their appearance int As Nice As it May have been when you mar ried them you now have right to be tempted to run around there is still a Tot of us who go through life with hunger pangs from lifelong and who do our Best to keep up our appear Ance and not1 Only for our husbands Sake but for our t May a lot of Lovely looking women have lost their husbands because she failed him some people Are never satisfied there Are Many women who Are far from smashing looking but have devoted obviously theres More to their marriages the writer of that article could Ever under so 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