European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - August 15, 1977, Darmstadt, Hesse August 1977 the stars and stripes Page 11 Art Buchwald marthas Vineyard my Good Friend Heinrich Applebaum has just done a sociological study on How private beaches affect the average americans a he did it under a Grant from the life is unfair Applebaum study came to some startling you would he told that people who own their own beaches would be twice As Happy As those who that certainly i its not my interviews Indi Cate that those who have no rights to a Pri vate Beach Are three and a half times happier than those who i was certainly he it appears that those who dont own beachfront property believe the Ocean is Public and they have the right to use any Beach even if its marked in they prefer to use a private Beach More than they do a Public Beach because not Only Are private beaches nicer but it drives the owner up 1 should think a person with a Pri vate Beach has paid through the nose Tor it and he Doest want just anybody using there Are still such things As property rights in this Public bathers dont believe Applebaum they feel that a Beach is a Beach is a and if they can get away with using a private Beach rather than a Public their Day is this is particularly True of nude bathers who will walk Miles across Sand and rocks to Camp on a piece of property that off limits to that terrible its worse than i discovered in my studies that As the summer goes by the owners of private beaches Start suffering severe mental including de paranoia and very few of them can Cope with strangers using their by the end of the summer the first thing they do in the morning is go Down to their Beach to see if anyone is on the thing about private beaches la people use them not Only for sunbathing in the Day but also at night for other if they find their Beach has been used at it drives the owners get off my Beach they scream at the people wrapped in their then the Beac owners go Back to their houses to have after breakfast they go Back to the Beach to see who is on the is european edition Magor to h an Mono rum in Hiltl Pill upon Tor Armod strip if no one has arrived they go into town to buy the papers and shop Tor Gro but they Are very 111 at ease be cause All the time there away they keep wondering if anyone is on their when they return from they immediately go Back to the Beach to Check it they sit on a Sand Dune waiting for the some people Send their children Down to stand and at the first sign of an unauthorized bather the children sound the alarm and everyone goes Down to the Beach to drive the trespassers if the sunbathers refuse to they have to go Back to the House to Call the this can kill two or three it Doest sound like much fun for the i it they cant accept lunch dates or go fishing or sailing because they be Lieve As soon As they go someone will walk on their a person could develop a Complex after most of them Applebaum they have hallucinations and crying they Start talking to and in some cases they even plot if these people dont get treat they can become a danger to Socie then on the basis of your study youre recommending that people who own water front property seek psychiatric help As soon As the summer is its Applebaum a person who owns a private Beach at a summer resort is a walking bomb that could go Oft at any cd wild horses rounded up in Nevada hooves pounding and nostrils wild horses Are being corralled in Northern Nevada at part of the largest Federal government Roundup Ever seasoned their eyes at times blinded by thick Clouds of Chal like dust kicked up by the running Hope to capture horses by 30 in two areas near this North Central Nevada roundups also Are under Way in other Western but so far the horses seem to have out smarted the Bureau of land management the Federal Agency which oversees much of the wests vast Public lands and is conducting the Only 250 horses have been captured in we Are overpopulated with wild horses said Chet a blk were not advocating he advocating that we reduce the herds to a More manageable he said he hoped that within the next Moll to Sun and Pom Laeli ii w m o4i09 do mud Tol Gran Norm to apr ten Otsu Iii my Darm Luidl aim rep Erfil York Whitt doom lot new York Tan atm Cool Jill sound news bureaus Floyd baud Long logo Iran my Loury my or Kai Gnu Tarn Chou am pan William party Nom de Mcgett Stuttgart my Loury it or a Lull Raf Leorus Apo Mil Dmn i rat St Roi or civilian Muon Hall in Jom in Pond circulation offices letters to the editor buddy tactics assailed i am writing this in Hopes of Awakening some of our so called by this i mean mainly our noncommissioned and our platoon sergeants who believe that to be a professional Soldier you Only spi shined starched fatigues and be the Bossy to a lot of them Job performance Means Little or Ive been in the army two years now and the Way t have seen my fellow soldiers get promotions and awards i feet it for Pride in myself and my that when my time is up next year that i say Uncle i was taught All through my life that to get anything in this world you have to work Trie blk contends that the wests two year drought threatens Many Mustangs with death if they Are not captured and put up for Public adoption in the bums adopt horse under that persons can adopt wild horses free of charge while the Feder drunk driving costs i am writing this to others Tike myself realizing things in the army it is no who drive after drinking in wonder a lot of troops dont do their work believe the Laws civilian like Thev take Pride in your work and do it but now the army tells me that it Doest work that Way for the army says indirectly to be a Good Soldier and1 to get promotions and recognition Alt you need is to be Bossy buddy and you will go tar in the of this Type of thin giant m the army 100 per but where i am stationed i see at least a half dozen cases of it each it really makes me sick to know that i am working hard All Day Long and that i wont get one drop of recognition or thanks for while there Are others who buddy up to the Wear super Good spit shined dont do a bit of work for that matter they dont know How to work and they get All kinds of thanks and Praise the problem is one of the biggest demo 1j North a Trow Mil a or my Mil Gryto cry hum turn pm or torsion air Mil Iid but Civ full Ltd kingdom get Erthum common of military in Range 30 Miles South of Here begins at s when a Heli copter streaks in Over the dry Sagebrush covered Hills zeroing in on the free roam ing a blaring used to scare the hones into turning in the direction de sired by the Breaks the silence of the desert the herds think they Are said Bob who supervises the East Range its not As easy As it Neary believe the Laws civilian military Are quite different Here than in stateside in the for exam most states will allow the first offence of driving while under the influence Dpi to result in a Fine and possibly deduction of driving not so Here in its Cut and dried loss of Drivers License for 12 and to a couple of other Good ies Are my own first time experience included a permanent article is in department of the army this Means no no pay loss pay loss a Fine on article is not to mention the inconvenience of hitchhiking to and from work on duty Days and being isolated on weekends and holi if the above Menlo Ned things did not get your and you think in some old drunk who is feeling sorry for himself i just want to inform the this was my first mistake made where an article 15 applied in More than 18 years but now it is a permanent part of my based on the above information i figure it Cost for one party and approximately to in Active duty pay and retirement benefits and Cut Short a planned 30yearcareer to a definite dont think your past record is any As it mine is with a Chest full of medals and in stil i have Only myself to blame for getting in this but if this letter brings to Light the penalties involved to someone operating an automobile Here in it Wilt have been Worth the time and Effort you May have noticed that i failed to mention property damage in my Case none but they could in still walking for six withheld Germany a plea for data Here comes another plea for help from your i am interested in sports car racing in Europe from ims to we i am trying to collect Maga ads or other literature of the driven and races of this my went is to Start a Smalt Lam an inter ested in models or real examples of the of this if any of your readers would like to Kan for give or sell or whole i Curbox Ltd apo091k like they 1 know there will be some readers who disagree with what i say and May even say this is All but if they want to question this then i say pay a visit to a motor Pool or similar area where there is a lot of work going on and take a look they will probably see a couple of plates who have been in the army a year or More out working hard getting All dirty and then maybe Stop and say to the Guy that wrote that letter was right after Stone sub Wabitsch Germany the Ulster Story in a recent Belfast girds for Royal the associated press wrote the Queens visit has stirred traditional sectarian hostility Between the Mil lion protestants who want to remain British and the Hal million catholics who seek Union with the to inaccurately say that All of Ulster catholics want a United Ireland and that All of her protestants Are loyalists Only reinforces the views of those who armed with bombs and the press propagation of these beliefs Are destroying Northern such irresponsible journalism Only hampers the efforts of people like Mairead Corrigan who Speaks for what All the Irish people want an end to the Paul Carbon Germany Cher wants a break How about anyone got a copy this is what you say on the cd that you it is a Beautiful Hobby and loads of but on thing bothers i was just on leave a id would you believe that out of All the towns that i went to maybe three of fur would even come this Only Mear one thing that All these complaints 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