European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - January 8, 1978, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page u the stars and stripes january 1978 High level interpreters walk a verbal Tightrope by Jim Anderson Washington up the people who can listen to a speech in one language and then repeat it in another Lan Guage with All the original flavor and meaning Are the Kings of the linguistic they Are far More skilled and adept than who work with written text and have the luxury of and Dic the rewards arc High for the demanding Job of the 17 full time state department make about 000 a year each and travel frequently to interesting often in High powered but the risks Are Steven sey the freelance contractor who refer dered president Warsaw arrival statement into has he wat summarily released irom hit few Friday Job after be  some of Carters remarks to give them a bizarre the English word desire came out As the polish equivalent of lust and Leav ing Washington came out sounding like the polish equivalent of abandoning Hilt is the first time weve used a con tractor person for Midi High level said Don head of the state depart Russell Baker new York Hyt the following Memoir of life in the roman was discovered after the seventh instalment of Public televisions Clau Dius by Archeo Tolsta excavating Alistair Cooke All of my family were poisoned by my grandmother the wife of Caesar and i should certainly have been except for my fortunate habit of swinging through the roman forum on tree vines and talking to Chim Grandfather Augustus once tinted me other but i told him 1 was an really cried Grandfather he was very an idiot be inquiry you must Tell what an idiot i explained that an idiot was somebody who could watch 40 members of hit own family die one by one on Succes Sive weekends after accepting Elderberry wine from his and conclude that they were All afflicted with weak Augustus Tam that Wai Toby he was an which was the Only reason grandmother Luria had rat bothered to Poison after the finally got around to she was Tony because it meant Tiberius would be and Tiberius hated Poi which he thought gave the roman Empire a bad he told grandmother that if she poisoned anybody else he would have her married to Caligula who was not an but who was pretending to because any body with the slightest bit of hone sense at time in the roman Empire was a cinch to have a sword plunged into his this was because Tiberius had the s Fentum m d Cwm x it stun m Munif us Maui pm Der Tim or Sci Knif x Muj Urr to m to Toton Timi of Timm id of Rivitt in Ron on or my to Luj t Manait w do Kwh my he Mua Niiva w Vav w mtg Horn of twi we my Vimb Clr a Ltd Owci comm Luln Visnu Ihm  iu1 Turtil  tit stir Limul Imam Ken gown  4uuiakt decreed that during his reign everybody wat to be murdered by Swan Tather than what a mess it made of roman Parlours on sunday evenings whereas in the old Days the guests a imply turned Gray and quietly rolled up their now there was Gore on everybody itus amused the evil who cornered the dry cleaning business and inflated the Price of removing blood stains and Patching sword gashes until he was now the richest Man in Uncle who wat beginning to look More like Eric Sevareid with every passing bumped into me one Day while t was taking a tree Vine from the Temple of Jupiter to the Baths if caracal me would have plunged sword into my stomach if i had not told him my de Stu the Baths of car aria he re they Haven even been built i i but i am an what la an idiot he i explained that an Mlot was somebody who would make it possible for an evil dry cleaner to become the richest roman of them All by requiring that be committed Tiberius did not he May have looked like Eric but behind those sensitive eyes he was an after that the Empire entered jts sexual tha Caligula smuggled a trunk into the it wat packed with the latest pornography from times before Long Tiberius was dead of Eye when Caligula became emperor Rome entered a difficult partly this was 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