European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - January 27, 1978, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 2 the stars and stripes january James people who a conf to smoke have fhe right to Joe the Man who wears a Hundred has taken on one to his Rote As Secretary of education and he has been serving As the nations chief sociologist and now he becomes the one great Nanny of us our Imperial governess has launched a  Campaign to make the american people give up it lit his he As the chief Public health official of this to Lead an fallout Effort against the filthy toward that Califano promises the greatest propaganda Campaign Ever waged against he will put pros columns comments sure on the radio and television he will importune he Federal Trade com Mission in req Ulric even More formidable warning notices in every pack of Cigar lie will create some new bureaucrat in inc form of an office of smoking and he will Call on the slates to enact antismoking he will ask Congress to consider punitive taxes on tobacco prod lie will urge the civil aeronautics Board to prohibit smoking entirely on com Mercial and so in the such is the perversity of human auntie Joe probably will succeed in making the habit More attractive than he is Likely to trigger what used to be known in our House As the Beans Inyo Urmose this is the reaction of inc impudent child who is ordered not id put Beans in his nose and can hardly wait until his mammas Back is the Secretary b inviting the same evils that flourished during the Dart night of As surely As he succeeds in John Roche imposing High Federal just As sorely win he invite hijacking and the corruption of Law enforcement High stale taxes already have created a criminal trucking network in the Eastern Young Persona especially the very audience the Secretary wants most to influence will take up cigarettes the Way their elders took up Gin 50 years to be the Secretary says be is not Ali inking of outright in his speech of he said from my per Sonal i bring a profound and unyielding belief in free will and free All the rest of his pupa fee address was devoted to a Call for measures just Short of it is or so it seems to that there could remain a single sentient human being in he nation who is not fully aware of hazards of for the past 14 through massive Public and private these Dan Gers have been incessantly but 40 percent of Tlush and almost As Many continue to the number of cigarettes manufactured and sold keeps right on year by Whis is this so it in not sheer perverse the possibility ought to be considered that these millions of persons smoke be cause they enjoy they find the experience they know of the but they also know thut unlike other Are not necessarily the fellow who drinks a cyanide cocktail Wilt curl up his toes in the fellow who smokes a pack a Day May live to hit a Calitang rationalizes his crusade in terms of each he according to smoking adds be tween billion and 17 billion to health care costs the Cost of lost wages and absenteeism caused by smok ing is 12 billion to f in anyone who accepts those Moon spun estimates without convincing evidence of their Validity will accept smoking con tributes to certain Hospital deaths under medicare or Bui what is his Point should citizens die Only of diseases our Nanny approves Joe Califano quit smoking on for the 1 myself quit smoking july we former smokers remember such unlike my Busy i never on oils Earth would seek to impose my notions of Good by upon my smoking doubtless annoys and irritates Many though not All of and their rights and feelings have to be world is full of annoyances and and some of these like Listic Are worse Demon v Why Are the feds persecuting ton Sun Park con game victim As the korean philanthropist ton Sun Park passed out among american political he was he victim of the biggest Eon game since some Jersey picnicking on sold the Island to Peter minuet for once upon a taking a foreigner to the cleaners was goad clean american fun in the Early years of the the King of Spain was a Choice Patsy he paid in but Secretary of the Treasury Al expander Hamilton must have enjoyed at least a Lew Good meals Al the expense of his British major George Beck doubtless the Spanish King thought be had general James command ing the american army in the William Blount of a signer of the and a number of others As agents in who referred to Hamilton As agent number thought he had the Secretary on a in the Western who were always Short of viewed us most Catholic majesty As a drunk to be the my Ngwu in pm iwo Cit Lent m Nui  lieu a snort ind n in newer to   41 the and mrs pm Lam Mouth and the evidence is to me compelling that Hamilton was using Sec with to Advance american but we live in Complex and if not times and the categories employed in determining political morality to say the the hard est to sort out relate to Lei us sup pose far a moment 1 am a senator strongly in favor of defending the Republic of Al Christmas there arrives a Case of a present from a leading korean businessman in am 1 to ship it Back with an indignant note secure in my stale of accept and savor in leis Lake it up another i am running Tor reelection against a Char Acter who is an ideological Cousin of Kim ii a North korean the same businessman contributes to my Campaign Chest in a perfectly Legal Fash Ion no Plain Brown no double but a reported contrib is this a bribe i recall a meeting about 10 years ago where a wealthy group offered to subsidize a friends they were not trying to buy him on the they turned to him because of established positions and his political to put it Concrete if he had run and his subsequent votes would not have been now lets Cross the great Divide to what i suspect is the basis of most of ton Sun Parks alleged particularly the big he want bribing them they were blackmailing there is a curiously no ideological flavor about he types who Are accused of getting the big chunks basically they were conservatives who controlled certain choke Points in the special or Jonathan Edwards ser Mons from Bui to Deal with blackmail and it need not be a felony to accept a Cigar from a if there la confusion about political morality on the Domestic sheer chaos reigns in International All right junking people Are of course opposed to say Lockheed paying off japanese offi Cial to get a but the unfortunate facts in Moat countries in the Baks Heesh is the Only game in town los like upping the malt re d at the four sea in Massachusetts and perhaps where this problem is disposed of by a for i learn that the Commonwealth wants to build a Road and find them a reliable Road i get a piece of the Howe it seems if i put which builds Good in Contact with the Shah of who wants to buy Good air my Reward would be a trip to the perhaps a heavy Fine and another Sermon from Bill we have yet to plumb me mystery of the legitimate role of the mid the let me quote from to John Welsman 123377 de scribing the National broadcasting com pants 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