European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - January 28, 1978, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 18 the stars and stripes january 1978 answers lost in the fog How come in asking these questions by Hugh Mulej Gan api Low gripes under Leaden skies and a falling barometer How come if Man is gifted with a Superior he is the Only animal around pushing Snow shovel How come after waiting months and months to see the musical 1 end up with a Seal in the Row behind the Portland Trail blazers How come every Lime i Fly the Only Guy with his seat lipped Back is directly in front of me and 1 get his Bald Pate in my Lap for lunch and All the Way to vegas How come to provides instant replays from every possible camera Angle of All those fumbles and dropped passes in the super bowl but never reprises those Dallas cheer leaders How come the Book 1 want is always missing from the Library but there Are always six copies of the one i just plunked How come when going through i Migra Uon at Kennedy Airport in new York or Lon dons Heathrow i invariably get behind a gentleman from Bangladesh who lost his passport in the last Ganges or some Guy who just had a hair transplant and can explain in great detail and documentation Why he Doest look anything like his picture How come through customs its my suitcase they decide to Tumble and fluff dry and not the carpet bag of the hippie ahead of me with the Gold ring in his ear and the sitar on his Back How come the new simplified internal Revenue forms manage in make it through the snowdrifts and Over the icy roads but the pay Check is still lost somewhere in the storm How come buying a commuter ticket at grand Central terminal in always in line behind a Sweet Little old lady who wants to go id with a Stopover in Cedar rapids to visit her sister and a few hours Between trains in Chicago to meet an old a window seat As far As Dubuque  How come it always snows up a sled makers coast along atop snowballing orders when i have tickets Tor the Sonal thaws set in when in booked into a ski Lodge for weekend How come when i switch Over to the Start line at the Post office 1 wind up behind a chatty old Dinosaur buying nine Money insuring four and inquisitive about the new social Security payments and How to renew her passport How come the state trooper pulls me Over and not the four dudes that passed me in their lows lung sports cars How come the ignition kicks to life on the coldest mornings when 1 Haw la m to work and could use an Alibi but gives off a death rattle when theres a free Beer wast Down at the Hall How come the to set goes All fuzzy and projects Only herringbone Tweed patterns when theres a movie Ive been dying to see Bat provides splendid focus and a perfect hire for a Boring documentary on the common market1 effects on european steel production How come the Portland Trail Flaxen Wene in Paris the night i went to the crazy horse Saloon dont they Ever practice How come the Skinny Guy next to me on the plane can put All that butter on his Down a couple of scrape up the last of api let it Snow let it mow sled manufacturers say they Are Happy to be snowed under by snowballing demand for the simple toys they make of oaf and steel the modern barn 90 Yean ago with the invention of a steering is enjoying easy sledding because of the last years Snow and record cold sparked a big this big snowfalls All Over the country have kept interest at la eight eight companies made now there Are three the Standard nov Elty works of cladding in South Maine perhaps the Best flexible flyer in West Standard Novelty and flexible flyer report they have sold Alt he sleds they had in Stock at the Start of the Gladding says it has filled unexpected orders from such no Snow Belt states As Kentucky and Tennes Good sales in this business Are a function of Good which Means said Hank Plant manager at Standard located in this town near says it has sold its entire Stock of lightning colder and Chal Lenger and to cannot make 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