European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - February 14, 1978, Darmstadt, Hesse I arts Schwain february the stars and stripes Page it Washington my Friend Russell Utt of the new York times has just Mitten an article suggesting that if Busl Gasmen can deduct their three Martini Blu Collar workers should be tit la deduct their Bologna who claims to represent the although he is really a closet once again has missed the Shales that while businessmen can eat in Ibe taxpayers Blu Collar workers Are forbidden la do is not the Blu Collar worker is tit a entitled to deduct hit Bologna Sand All the executive is his Dover sole pro the worker discusses the very specific about a deductible Tocher you can die meal if you Feuss business that will be Benefi dal to a inspire a Deal or endear you to a bed rest of his the trouble with workers other people who Brown bag their nedday meal la that they refuse to discuss two work while there eating their Sand tithes and drinking from their thermos you two Guys 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Way of a Deal to come out of on the other if one of the Mea said to the f u give you my Pickle if you let me use your Blowtorch on number tour and the other one but i want a swig of your Chicken and 1 want you to get the Foreman to buy me a new pair of that would be an acceptable Conversa Tion to deduct not Only the mens Sand Wiches but the Pickle and Chicken soup As the same holds True for they can deduct their tuna fish salads and iced Tea if they stick to but most secretaries at lunch prefer to Tell each other what Hanky Panky x la committing with the irs is very Tough about office gossip and will disallow any luncheon deductions where sex b the main topic of Conversa by the same Token if one Secretary says to the my Boss gave me some dicta Ifon this morning and 1 accidentally erased u4 minutes of the and the other did you have your foot on the pedal when you answered the phone and the first says and then the second one says that will do it every the secretaries have met All the qualifications for a tax deductible the Point that in making and which Russell Baker missed is that the Sandwich eaters have As much right to a deductible lunch As the person who eats at 21 or the sans Souci As Long As they keep a diary of whom they ate with and what business they both president Carter and Baker have been demagogue no about businessmen getting a free ride at but opinion maker has mentioned that if Guys on the girders talked business 40 stories up they could drink three free Iran ail exports drop Tehran us Iran experts of snide and refined Oil dropped it per cent last month to million a the Kay Tum newspaper the big plunge in demand occur had As buyers turned to us consuming count rat bugs Domestic Otlet Atlate and fuefou11 the news paper tetters to the editor info is sought on state Swap please give an us information concerning state Swap and reent lating in a different Branch of i am in the 1 want the air Force or i would like to know How to get a direct withheld 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our third football season and of nov has done it Why on Earth do they Cut out the half time shows on football games especially when what we Are forced to endure As a substitute it that insipid Butera spouting piles of nothing and then an commercials seen no less than a halt dozen times daily we Are alumni of the band of fighting Irish and 1 wish i could dub them with my sax or have my husband trounce them with his tuba it makes me w while our legs May not be As Nice As the Kilgore 1 still feel we deserve the nil coverage the other two groups Are presently enjoying during this Cotton bowl and i say again because when the notre dam Pill game was on television the same thing and likewise the notre Dameus that waa just tote last i also remember notre dam Pitt halftime being cropped at 1 Reallie that not All have such an interest in halftime but 1 know that an awful lot of have written the majority not in favor of Tony of course ii Doest a any Good to except to Cool me Down a but Wuh u 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