European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - April 27, 1978, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Doily Magazine afe tithe tour. Into Ralto or Al to la  be Todd be Abr Slor to ind Thein of to Jeff is Ives by Hugh a. Mulligan associated Pressa s i soon is they find a Safe and permanent dump. Log ground for atomic wastes Oceano Rephen and Virine biologists might address them selves o locating a lasting repository for tourist guide jokes. Over the Long haul say a nine Day coach tour toe effect of these hoary witticisms can be quite enervating if not downright lethal surely some dark Una uzmed Cave or Ocean can be used tto Bury the worst of the microphone repartee inflicted on generations of captive audiences in tour buses by generations of sightseeing guides trained atthe knee of Joe Miller and Captain Billy s Whiz bang. In its own Way it May Nave been moderately droll when As our bus negotiated the hairpin turns of supper s Canyon in Mew zealand and seemed to hang on the Edge of those mountainous ledges the Driver leaned into his microphone and advised if you re scared folks just close your eyes the Way 1 a on these  the Only trouble is just the Day before the Pilot of the Jet boat said precisely the same thing As we dodged the rocks and overhanging canyons in the Rushing White Waters of the Sboto ver River on new zealand s picturesque South Island and the next Day looming across 1,300-fool-deed Lake Wak Tipu the Captain of the Speed launch told exactly the same joke As be veered close to those sheer cuffs. The arid leap that seems u be a of tar to even Mea Taui Range i the we is May associated with Home Leader pm Star Tavel tog caws Dawber and her Law carte Swata when tank to  Mark the Jon Tat towhee my tear two yeah hot stomach Solher mile of Ike pfc of Jam. We cafe that cyanide Valley  said our new zealand bus Driver As the coach combed a treacherous Preddice Over Doud ung Gorge. One drop is enough it first time i heard that one we were making shipped duty free to tour guide operators around the chartered a act push Ihra ngh new Vork s to Tow the Node mated u the dotes line draped Between Ike Tea meat bases and after sir and Aftel a i crypt an in a Cal Law swab mme we Vckov Repett Tomaly a Riu a his time Yelk _ juiced there they Are Mac Ike flags of Allna  i have Beard the same remark la Naples. Taiwan Dublin. Jakarta and in Many other Cumes where laundry u pub cry flown and flaunted. One invariable Rule of the Road a the duller the Lour in it Youji Fawk rom theor nature of Brit Tab out Broad Hutto be a major expert to her Commonwealth to Singapore India Canada Australia. New zealand i a a Jack to i0" 1have winced to hear the Mother Tongue deliver these lines Over a bus or train microphone on your left our Flea Market but you la find the goods Are not quite up to  on your right the local Node Camp but there s  dothedforthewwer.1 " our sheep herders or cattlemen or Dairy Farmers or a a keepers Are now up la arms a the government because of a new Law requiring All the animals to Wear Beus around their necks to seems their hams Don t us Lalota the Swiss and Rattan Alps on the Post cheer u. Herp Thea Obder they b there a tourist operator alive who never to his Pas sengers hath said when indicating the toilet facilities at Are Stop there Are our summer Bouses. Some Are for men. And some Are for  or when confronted with a cow on the Highway has refrained from saving. I . 5i i to Bis microphone has Onedear or Bis Impromptu remarks have blown out the window. _0ie. Torn to Vej. Lot Kakari leaned a ton Nolfe decl Tawata. Are Ike the ritual Lato and greek professor ten red Tang  be informed us. Is 160 feet collected. Processed. Unstated a thursday april 27, 1978 frn sub try tag to figure out what the Ciamei Beck of waru Keceli would a with that one except to list Hamas the onry truly humorous sightseeing guide in the world. Aad the second funniest in thai land. The stars and stripes Poge 13