European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - September 9, 1980, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 20 the stars and stripes tuesday. September 9, 1980 a few years ago Rosalind Waltel of suburban Chicago put out a Little catalogue of 83 consumer items designed specifically for left Nanders. Lefties under study now York times Here is in our population one significant minority whose special concerns Are Seldom voiced who have no lobby who have received no serious attention from any congressional subcommittee and w to Ore sinister in the oldest meaning of hat ominous word. These Are the 5 to 15 percent who Are left handed. Such persons apparently always a minority have been under a Cloud or suspicion even hostility Oil and on throughout history. The word sinister comes from the latin for left although in modern usage it almost always connotes some thing evil or threatening. 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I appears to be the main feat of language processing arithmetic and other analytical function while spatial concepts recognition of races and perhaps music and intuitive reaction Are Mote closely associated with the right. 11 has Long been known that physical movement of the body s right Side Are controlled primarily by the brain s left Side while the brain s right governs motor function of the body s left tide. Furthermore the right half of each Eye s visual held is controlled by the brain s left Hurni Junere and vice pattern of left hemisphere paired with right hand and Eye in Many key functions is eminently logical but the existence of left handed persons throws the logic into some doubt. 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I d also like to Sec Robert Young and mrs Totua Nett in a party Xue night Iliad tit which one Tri umps in the fresh perked olympics. Are. Olsen what Are you doing Here Robert Young i there because Fred has been me Adas a Snake lately and i think he s drinking too much caffeine. In. Otien i think he s ticked off because he can t come Home without tripping Over you with a Coffee pot i your hands. Robert Young Coffee Beans up your nose mrs. Olson just so they re Mountain grown there is no question that a longer commercial format could answer in lot of questions. Do the Little weirdos in the fruit of the loom Wii band have families Doca anyone Ever wonder what kind of a Babysitter travel with a Chalk demonstration to explain fluoride to a kid what holds the marriage together but Whf a the plumber and his wife who arc always meeting Over a clogged sink nos been to Calm All the american express traveler Scheck overseas it s a possibility. Let Fuh Mairtia int
