European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - January 7, 1981, Darmstadt, Hesse                                January 1981 the stars and stripes Page 11 Russell Baker come to the Sun drenched Island of Cua Ladora and be Here under the clattering Palm fronds of Cual Adoras Silver Sands shed your cold Northern ugliness while frolicking in the Gin Clear Waters of Lalique Lagoon and get to know How Beautiful Why freeze and be ugly when for you can revel in Cual Adoras world re owned tropical Moonlight double occupancy discover Why the Conquista Dors called Caladora the amethyst of the learn Why Hernando Cortes after 10 Days in the fat and the wrinkles and the Gray cold ugliness of the North had disappeared from my aging and i was in cd Tiadora we have Sun bronzed Beach boys and Sun bronzed Beach girls who were once As cold and ugly As you Are their faces were wrinkled and they were Bow legged and Quatty and had too much weight around the hips and and they wore eyeglasses and were losing their then they came to Caladora on the 10 Day vacation plan you Are greeted with a free Coconut in your room at the Lalique Lagoon hotel and became will become Sun bronzed and Beautiful in those sagging abdominal Muscles will flatten As you feel youth return under the spell of Chick Marengo and his Oleander orches except in the Oide Rumme Clubbe at picturesque Poinciana Here is How confident we Are on your arrival at Caladora International our photographer will take your picture looking flabby and after 10 you Are not we will give you your picture Why be cold arid ugly when the amethyst of the Antilles beckons you with a free Coconut in every room and so much walk Barefoot through acres of unspoiled climb to the Peak of towering mount Caladora and watch historic smugglers boats far out at sea Battle the Trade winds to get marijuana to you will love the unloving peo ple of under our new intensified to purification we have spent huge sums to educate native Cual Adorean in ways to help you be do not be surprised if a smiling old Cua Adorean Hibiscus Farmer stops you on the european edition Rose Usa editor chief  Mert managing manager manager Elmer Frank Henry Epstein this newspaper is an authorized unofficial publication for armed forces the stars and stripes is published in conjunction with the armed forces information program of the department of contents of the stars and stripes Are not necessarily the official View of the the depart ment of defense or the european the appearance of displays in his newspaper concerning commercial publications does not constitute an endorse ment of the department of including the military military address the stars and Apo International mall the stars and Postrach n 10 d6100 Darmstadt Tel Gale Shell c prefix 06155 811 m Darmstadt Airstrip prefix 2376 telex new York office room 252 seventh new York Tel area code 212 second class postage paid at new news bureaus Rudl building Carl Schurz Bremerhaven military 6659 or Bremerhaven 88782 Ger Roy building Pulaski to Jelweh military 2226 6585 or Kaiserslautern 0631 52104 John build ing William Darby Nuernberg military 7256 or Nuernberg 712563 John Paten Patch military 27298449 or Stuttgart 730826 Jim Arwine and Gary Raf Apo military Auto on extensions or civilian Mildenhall 0638 713882 telex Grace Oas spa the room Washington 202 circulation offices Germany civilian Mil 6187 Bremer Civ m8i 8119 Civ 692050 Civ Mil Voge veh 6050 Civ 6901503 or Mil 6556 Civ Mil 7256 North German Rhel Maln Mil 7103 or 6025 is Civ my Greece Civ Italy Vicenza Civ Spain Madrid Civ 2057546 or Torreon air base Mil Turkey Istanbul Civ telex 26174 sans United kingdom Greenham common Civ Newbury 0635 military Newbury 0635 46263 Road and urges you to make a Detour to inspect our new 18hole Golf it is his Way of showing Pride in our a com expect him to Tell you How the Golf course was built on Landfill Over a River that once swarmed with tourist eating i that is the kind of Welcome you will receive in Caladora while being Caladora is getting rid of piranhas to make you feel More Welcome than Ever be no longer will you worry about waiters pouring hot soup in your Lap or chamber maids placing scorpions Between your bed sheets at the Lalique Lagoon an elaborate new personnel screening program now guarantees that every waiter and chambermaid who serves you is a graduate of the Caladora police forces internal Security which firmly supports our governments tourist our waiters and chambermaid Are now paid to see that you Are Beautiful at All they have gone among the people of Caladora spreading the message that Cua Ladora has an obligation to help cold and ugly people from the North be As a result you will no longer worry about snipers during your stay in Caiado our snipers have turned in their rifles and taken up Hibiscus in the old Days they engaged in sniping because they thought that being shot at would make Visi tors from the United states feel at they have turned in their rifles now that our waiters and chambermaid have explained that you wish Only to be what about those Beautiful strangers you have always dreamed of meeting in the Moonlight when your blood pulses to the beat of voodoo the Click of the Rou Lette the cries of Ole thundering from the bullring in Caladora you will meet Beautiful you will meet them in the voodoo toreros Casino House thanks to a new installation experts from the Hayden the Moon is full 24 hours a to preserve every strangers guests leave their clothing at the door and make do with hand what More v Carefree Way to meet and be met by Beautiful strangers eager to Admire you now that Caladora has rid you of fat and restored body to your hair and added six inches to your height you will meet Beautiful we Are confident of so confident that we make this offer if you do not meet at least three Beautiful the Telephone operator at the Lalique Lagoon hotel will personally dial your Call to the party of your Choice in the United states so that you May Tell them How warm it is in Caladora and remind them that they would not be so cold and ugly if they came on in the operator will personally Bill the toll charge to your personal hotel c new York times German emigration from soviet Union drops Moscow a ethnic German emigration from the soviet Union decreased slightly in 1980 with soviet germans getting exit visas to relatives in West the West German embassy re the embassy said ethnic germans left the soviet Union in 294 More than in ethnic German emigration is based on the principle of family about two million germans Are living in the soviet and about of them Are believed to be seriously trying to emigrate to West tourists seek Asylum France up seven romanian tourists have refused to continue their Mediterranean vacation cruise on a soviet ship because they Are seeking Politi Cal Asylum in the police said letters to the editor Dod policy on hiring teachers i am a dependent wife stationed in since our arrival i have had on file with the civilian personnel office an application to teach in the local Dod school i am a Reading specialist with a Bachelor of arts degree in elementary education and a masters in i also have had five years of teaching i assumed these qualifications would allow me to compete favourably for employment Here it appears that i have Little Chance of being hired to teach in the Dod i have been told that Dod schools Are mainly staffed by teachers who Are recruited from the and that any dependents with teaching degrees and experience teacher qualified Are used Only in substitute teacher or teacher aide to quote Schwaiger of the civilian personnel office in first we try to fill the Slot with con us if a conus recruit cannot be then we consider qualified dependent the main reason for this policy appears to be Dods concern that if All teacher qualified dependents Are hired As then there would be no Pool of qualified substitutes or teacher i consider this policy to be an enormous waste of the taxpayers Money and potential Talent already existing in military taxpayers Are having to pay for moving housing allowances and salaries of con Shired the salary of a con Shired teacher is much higher than the salary of a teacher qualified dependent hired for the same moving expenses and housing allowances would not have to be paid to teacher qualified dependent approximately three times More Money would be expended on conus hired teachers than on local teacher qualified dependents qualified to teach Are wasting their skills in substitute teacher and teacher aide i hold a three hour a Day Job at the Memminger elementary even though the con Shired teachers do not have the education or experience i it is rather ironic for a teachers aide to have a masters in i am not Able to utilize my training and experience to the maximum Benefit of the teacher qualified dependents Are taking away substitute and teacher aide which Only require a High school from other dependents who could fill those Many teacher qualified dependents Are unwilling to be substitutes or teacher aides and Are seeking employment in other thereby depriving the Dod school system of their i believe the policy is in direct conflict with the equal Opportunity employment program of the armed it is also in direct opposition to an an advertisement which one of the benefits of being in the military is that if your spouse has a teaching then May be hired As a Dod the policy is a big Factor in the Low morale experienced by service families in Many dependents wish to work in Fields they Are to refuse teacher qualified dependents for available positions shows a Lack of concern for the military members since the Dod school systems main concern is having a Pool of substitutes and teacher i feel their problem could be easily resolved by allowing people with High school diplomas to serve As substitutes and teacher As in most civilian schools in the considering the Type of work which substitutes and teacher aides there is no necessity for a substitute or teacher aide to have a College very rarely would a substitute be required to teach a class for More than two or three the functions of a substitute Are to maintain order and discipline in the classroom and to see that the children do the work assigned to them and follow the weekly class if a substitute teacher is needed for a longer period of then there would be at least one teacher qualified dependent available in the Community who could take Over the teacher aides Are under the direct supervision of the teacher and do Only ministerial tasks assigned by the they Are not supposed to exercise any creative or Independent teaching action on their by abandoning the policy of requiring substitute teachers and teacher aides to have College Many More dependents of service members could find i was informed by Schwarger that in the event a dependent is hired because there Are no conus recruits the dependent can be bumped from the Job after one year if a conus recruit is the bumping would be automatic and would have no relation to How Well the teacher qualified dependent performed on the As a taxpayer and teacher qualified dependent facing the Prospect of four years in Germany As a teacher i am extremely concerned and upset Over a policy which wastes my tax Money and my my question is Why is this extremely wasteful and discriminatory policy allowed to exist Summerlin Neu Germany editors note Anthony director of Dods dependent replies we employ Many dependents As educators in the Dod dependents although some May be employed As substitute a Large percentage of our career faculty is composed of current and former when recruiting we give preference to the hiring of principals May hire a teacher overseas but May normally request recruitment in conus Only Between school even after having requested recruitment in a principal May cancel such a request if an acceptable applicant is found lower electricity demand scraps nuclear Plant West a a planned billion nuclear Power Plant has been scrapped at least for now because of declining demand for Northeast utilities and Western Massachusetts electric have abandoned plans to build the Plant and will try to recover most of the initial costs through a rate in a Utility spokesman its quite Clear that we dont need the additional said John Hickey of nobody could have predicted the plunge in demand weve divorce military style i think that women should be entitled to have some of their husbands retirement pay if a divorce occurs after 20 years of life if a woman spends 20 years with a Mili tary she loses her roots and her friends a Long time and is not Able to establish a career of her own because of the con Stant moves of her Twenty years of Domestic service to her family and husband cannot make her a Rich gut when she has to face the reality of then nothing is Roderick Lindsey Germany