European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - January 9, 1981, Darmstadt, Hesse                                January 1981 the stars and stripes Pago 11 Russell Baker new York anthropologists Tell us there is scarcely a society anywhere on the planet in which people Are satisfied with their natural body this Discon tent with what nature has provided us accounts for the worldwide custom of inject ing the body with chemicals capable of making it behave in american society the chemicals Are traditionally packaged in liquid form and introduced into the body unsatisfying in cards via the Mouth and the the with a Little help from its supporting windows the chemicals out of the liquid and dispatches them to the brain where they proceed to reorganize things from head to similar reorganization of the body functions can be achieved by chewing certain nuts and inhaling the fumes of Burn ing weeds or injecting the chemicals into the body by sniffing them in through the nose or swallowing them in Pill these methods Are All illegal without written permission from a certified phys and the government spends huge sums european edition Rose Usa editor Inch Mert editor Elmer Henry production manager manager this newspaper is an authorized unofficial publication for armed forces the stars and stripes is published in conjunction with the armed forces information program of the department of contents of the stars and stripes Are not necessarily the official View of the the depart ment of defense or the european the appearance of displays in this newspaper concerning commercial publications does not constitute an endorse ment of the department of including the military military address the stars and Apo International mall the stars and Postrach 11 10 d6100 Darmstadt Tel Gate Shell c prefix 06155 811 a Darmstadt Airstrip prefix 2376 telex new York office room 252 seventh new York Teh area code 212 second class postage paid at new news bureaus Rudl building Carl Schun Bremerhaven military 8659 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than officially authorized liquid form Are multiplying by leaps and or stumbles and lurches if you or pos Sibly by flights and rising demand in a marketplace where government holds Down Supply has had the precise effect Adam Smith foresaw 200 years As More and More people compete for the limited Supply of chemicals needed to change their body functions by illegal the Price of powders and pills sky Rock and the Sellers become disgustingly they stay disgustingly Rich operating outside the they feel no civic duty to pay income taxes on their for As often happens among people com Peting outside the Law for vast they also murder each other at a goodly often in batches of four and five at a everyone agrees that this is an undesirable but there is no agreement How to Cope with As a the government might finance one of those studies which Proxmire so its aim might be to discover Why people All Over the world seem to be Natu rally dissatisfied with their natural body if we discovered the medical Sci ence might be Able to come up with a so that people would no longer be tempted to Monkey with their natural chemical bal i am bound to concede that this cure would probably be a chemical in Pill or liquid or possibly in the smoke of burning and dont ask me where that leave since i am in no mood for silly i am in too much of a hurry to get put of Here and dress for a Large party at like so Many millions 6f Ameri we will express our discontent with natures work by taking c times news Montreal hotel fire claims life of 1 guest Montreal a an Early morn ing fire in the Constellation hotel left one person dead and another injured but fire men evacuated the other guests from the police police said the fire broke out on the ground floor of the 12story building about 5 and was under control two hours they reported that a dead woman was found on an upper floor and another woman was letters to the editor room segregation at pcs hotel something dreadful has recently come to my attention that greatly affects the outgoing families from our Stuttgart the Hilltop hotel which is located at Robinson Barracks puts older children in the same room with their parents and separates husbands and wives from one in one some friends had two rooms reserved for their pcs when they signed into the Hilltop they were Given Only one their age shared that single room for 10 another during this had to be split up into two rooms males in one and females in another the husband and wife were separated for 10 is this right this not Only Breaks unwritten Laws of human i believe it May be breaking some military i was told i would face the same situation when it comes my 1 have two sons and two whose Ages Range from 10 to it is a  their Lack of concern is appalling to withheld Germany editors note John executive Stuttgart military replies the Hilltop hotel works on a reservation basis of if a family comes in on a Walkin basis and a cancellation or a no show reservation releases a room or that cancellation will be made available to the Walkin if Only one room is the Choice remains with the family to accept the one room and have a rollaway bed placed in the room for the if the family rejects the the hotel will Issue a statement of the Choice is strictly up to if a family reserves More than one the distribution of family members is again the Choice of the for if the family composition is two teenage one of each the family May decide to House the father and son in one room with the Mother and daughter in the because of the relatively Small size of the hotel 58 rooms and 4 guests often Are required to decide whether they desire to accept less than they would normally require in Exchange for the convenience of being on Post As opposed to residing in a hotel on the the author of the letter stated that she was told parents would have to be from the it is Clear that the management of the hotel provides space to authorized patrons and the room and bed arrangements Are purely a family 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