European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - January 12, 1981, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 18 the Tarsan stripes january 1981 44 4 4444444 444444 4 4444444 4444444 4444444 4444444 4444444 4f 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 444444444444444444 44 444 4 a 4 4 4 4 4 f 4 f a but 4 f f 44 4 4 444444444444 4 44444 44444444444444 4 4444444444444 4444444444444 visit to pet shop strips toe of any inhibitions if you Are a regular this column is the kind you can you its about Ani when i Start writing about you should know that i am i feel about the wonderful world of pets the Way i feel about the wonderful world of sports i always thought the primary thing wrong with Lassie was that its main charac Ter was a when Marlin Perkins wild kingdom comes i will flick even to Wall Street while Reading Melville moby Dick i skipped the part about the so you can Sec How Low i am now in in the past terrible internal changes took place in standing in a pet where i had been dragged by my pre oriented i could feel a Ripple of senti ment pass Over All around me were the compelling sounds and smells of pct Dom the Yiyi pipping of a quivering the sexy antics of the the whiff of something in the the chewy rubber the winsome baskets with the luxurious velvet the worming the Turquoise Castle in the fish the artificial the shirts on which were writ the pro Vocative Ive got what a lulled by the squeals of the children and the gentle gaze of a clean Cocka i could begin to imagine that a pet would be my husband was against he had caught a glimpse of two and three Hundred Dollar Price he saw the Cloud on the familial he had a cheaper he suggested that instead of actually buying the Doggy in the i should just pretend to have a he would pretend he was the veterinarian and Send me big Bills every he would Wake me up every morning at six Oclock so i could pretend to let out the we could buy dog food and serve up a dish every when the pretend dog didst touch we could just dump the food Back in the bag and repeat the process the next we could get the waitress to bag up Greasy Bones and bring them Home to keep in the we could wrap up Little dog toys for distribution on special we could keep Large stocks of Flea Flea dog brushes and my husband even promised me a Little scoop of my which i could use to Cleart up after the neighbors dogs As often As i what he was interested he was getting the pet impulse out of my system with the least Cost and inconvenience to All the Best part of his plan was that every time we went out of we could just leave the tend dog right there in the alongside afe plate of dog a bowl of a dog Bis Cuit and a Little dog no bothersome Ken my husbands plan almost that is until a free dog strayed across our i had just managed to bring my sentimentality under this week we the annual time so out there and act Uke soldiers does Rhar Uke kadi6h control when my husbands broke unleashed by daydreams about the alleged cheap Ness of a my husband was beset by those stereotypical notions common to the conventional Middle class of which we Are solidly a part you the ones about How children need a mangy old dog so they can grow up to be my husbands guilt about raising the Chil Dren in the sterile environs of a Condo parking about not having a fireplace in the about not decorating in Early about not giving the children an about not taking them to All the Walt Disney about letting them be born to a Mother who never made them about not having a color to and about not taking then to a single College Ball game suddenly got the better of we brought the dog named her Frisky and began to immediately reminisce about the Good old Days when we enjoyed a pet less the though certainly Frisky and Fet achingly is More than we even after having for so the owners of a pretend she bites her fleas so loudly she at and the biting is worse right after Shes had a she has torn All our Rose Bushes to dug crate sized holes under the chewed up a put big dog Marks All Over the new White paint on the porch she likes Only the expensive dog she never barks and so serves no function As guard dog against she jumps on and almost knocks Down everyone who enters our front in told she is just a Puppy and is still grow though she is As tall As the children when her paws Are on their new sweaters they just got for neighbors bring gloomy re ports about her doings in the outside the world to which she invariably runs after dig Ging under the but there is another Side to this shaggy dog some evenings when the lights Are softly glowing and i am in the Wingback chair and my husband is stretched out on the sofa and my Golden headed children Are frolicking on the floor alongside Frisky i get the fuzzy feeling that we Are starring in a Walt Disney production and that this is the Happy across 1 refreshing dessert 4 Ninny 7 Edge 11 Domestic Pigeon 13 poker players take 14 Volcano output 15 for one 16 crude Metal 17 author Seton 18 durable fiber 20 voting group 22 Spanish hero 24 Short sock 28 they Garnish sandwiches 32 roman official 33 for one 34 peruse 36 for one 37 optical Maser 39 buccaneers 60 fold Over 41 traps 43 Drunken Loafer 44 Cross 46 Goat Antelope 50 inter 53 spasmodic twitch 55 Ibsen heroine 56 Headland 57 eggs 58 fight for Honor 59 afternoon parties solution time 27 10 Meadow 61 philippine sound peasant 12 used in Jam Down 19 Diamond 1 wading Bird 21 United 23 natural phenomenon 25 catalogue 26 in Paris 27 Golf gadgets 2 inferior moslem judge 3 love god 4gis address 5 service tree 28 chums 6 Stone pillar 29 Persia 30 Spanish 7 Carbonado House 8 sought office 31 slight taste 9 japanese 35 tomcat or English 38 Vintage automobile 40 Toupee Slang 42 Yucca like Plant 45 Prima Donna 47 defeat utterly 48 Region 49 French composer 50 behave 51 new Guinea port 52 Wallaby tree answer to saturdays 54 surpass today crossword 112 dear Ann Landers the letter from need help in Cleveland could have been written by i have the same Only my husbands impotence is due Tor i i am not yet 50 years my husband is Only he has had to take insulin for a year since that time he has not been Able to have an until then i had More sex than i could it is very depressing to think that my sex life is he is the Best husband a wife could Hope for would do anything for a Good provider and a wonderful i have no intention of cheating on he is much too Good for is there anything that can be done need help in dear also male impotence caused by diabetic medication can be remedied by just As impotence caused by other i dealt with this problem in this space several weeks perhaps you missed there Are two types of penile implants that have proven effect they both involve surgical the results have keen excellent in the majority of for More information write to David Mayo Brantley Baylor College of or Joseph Urcla medical los they Are All experts in this dear Ann Landers your answer to two faced surprised you looked Down your nose at who was a switch hit and had no comment for who was cheating on her Fiance with his Best Why should Jack confess to Jill and not Jill to Jack do you think her relationship will Stop with two faced after she gets mar ried i it is obvious that they Are All sick and the Best thing for everyone involved would be to continue the game of mixed doubles until someone gets and then what will happen the three will live happily Ever i know what in talking about because Ive made the sign me vey in Akron dear vey you sound like an authority on this sort of and i am so ill take your word for meanwhile Back at the i repeat the original Jack the switch hitter should Tell Jill before they marry that he has a tendency to go both if she still wants to marry she cant Sty she want dear Ann Landers instead of suggesting a coverup cosmetic for people who have unsightly red birthmarks on their Why didst you suggest the laser beam while this remarkable method does not completely erase the Portwine it can make a differ of Connecticut dear i consulted with two Topnotch they both said the laser beam works Well in some cases and not so Well in de pending on the density of the anyone who is interested should see a skin specialist or Call the nearest medical school for
