European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - January 30, 1981, Darmstadt, Hesse                                January 1981 the stars and stripes Page 11 a Little twist to native Tongue obverse English As Ever in 81 by Hugh Mulligan Boston a one of the to sports analysts was saying the other Day that Bud the nil owner who fired the was right hiring an offensive coordinator would fill a much needed void in the Houston Oiler organi it was an interesting Way of putting there Are those who thought the Depar Ture of coach bum Philips to his favorite Trout before taking the new or leans saints head coaching filled a much needed void in others would like to see the void occupied by owner Bud or by to its Nice to know that obverse putting a Little twist in the native Tongue so it Doest get stuck to the palate of Boring is alive and infirm As Ever in up Here in the cultural Hub of the former celtic Flash Bob Cou turned to sports got the year off to a splendid Start by telling Channel 4 viewers that 7foot celtic Center Robert Parish is big for his a lawyer in Hartford awhile Back petitioned the court to make a mute Point in behalf of his accused of stealing a stereo set from a suburban shop Ping unaccustomed As he was to obverse the judge told him to speak just this morning in the hotel Barber shop in across from Harvard a professorial Type waiting his turn leaned Over to me and Are you looking at that newspaper youre sitting on the radio was saying about then that one of the local town meetings up Here in new where pure democracy if not pure grammar is had pledged to go Over the school budget with a hounds tooth comb to Cut unnecessary the necessary of will be maintained and fed to the toothless there was also talk of blowing Back excessive Driver overtime costs into the Highway budget by purchasing a new Snow the problem probably was How to get it to fit inside the town clerks the As i have always impartially have an original Way of speak ing that has gloriously Little to do with the Queens Irish monks were spread ing culture around the world when the angles and saxons were still trying to communicate by massaging each others scalps with Oak half the lies told about me Are completely a Dublin politician once complained about his treatment in the local in a court in county Kerry a judge wonderingly raised his eyes to heaven at the testimony of a pub keeper who claimed that although his premises were Well occupied two hours after the Legal closing no one was there was spirited but spiritless discussion about a coming fair in the Parish it reminds me of an observation of sighed his without Benefit of one i Notum pro Magni everything unknown is magnify your lordship took the words right out of me said the Only a language with a lilt and wondrously released from logic could explain the explanation of the Cork railway Cross ing guard who said he had left the pates half up because he was half expecting a in the the Irish a member recently derailed a government ministers proposal to Cut Public transportation costs by eliminating a number of bus routes with the observation now theres an interesting bit of Complete non for Over that chamber still hovers the ghost of senator Boyle a Mas Ter of obverse Irish in the old parliament dissolved by the British in he be came a legend at the lectern by denouncing a Long Range scheme to improve agriculture with the ringing line to hell with posterity whats posterity Ever done for us it was Boyle who described radicals As men who would bring the foundation stones of the Constitution Down around the ears of the declining to serve on two he quite sensibly not being a i cant be in two places at on a hotel course in county the local pro was overheard analysing the game of a portly american lady a if you dont mind me saying you cock your Hind leg too far behind he was later heard to its a Good thing in on salary Here what with All these americans i  take this Job if you paid this past Holiday a Dublin department store advertised that one grand Way of bringing Back an old fashioned Christmas was to Pur Chase one of their old fashioned Irish fruit made with guinness Stout and Jameson 12yearold Irish punned an Irish priest Friend of now we can have archaic and drink my of tersely is that i can never remember an unforgettable line like keep up with the news with Home delivery letters to the editor images of americans abroad in Reading your Lack of litter and friends pull an unfriendly crime articles in the 8 stars and i was struck by a recurring theme which needs to be this is the image of americans at Home and in Many Media communications there is a blatant picture of americans As arrogant individuals who pollute their surroundings with Gar their minds with drugs and their lives with me philosophical for John Lennon death brought rancorous comments from around the world about Home of Mani acs with the wild West show gone mad and i love my country dearly and these perceptions Hurt my National but i must admit to the tinge of truth in some of these upon my arrival in i was Given directions to an american housing the directions just follow the it would have been laughable if it want so pass any american installation on any Given be it Elemen linguists positions i could not help but smile with Chagrin As i read the article on the critical shortage of linguists in the armed forces about this time last year i had a patient who was a 5 working in the local motor this in itself is not so remarkable but for the fact that this Young Man had one year earlier graduated from the defense Lan Guage Institute after which he was assigned to his motor Pool after 14 months of intensive study of russian an area of critical according to the he was probably qualified to at least try out for Brezhnev personal motor Pool though it taxed the comprehension of this writer How the army could be using him As a grease Credo Quia Abs drum Clark Hargrove Germany reminder All letters to the editor must contain the Fuu printed name and address of the writer and must be we do not read unsigned but we will withhold your name on request and protect your writers Are encouraged to include phone number and Economy especially if they desire a fast tary school or army and you will hear such profane English As Ever afflicted the ears of this will occasionally be accompanied by blaring Rock it has also been noted by Many Ameri cans residing in Germany that they feel safer on the streets of the largest German City than they do in any Small town in the United my Point is want to show patriotism for your but feel frustrated want to show the world that we Are a people of and courage begin by Mak ing a concerted Effort to respect and your like begins at within the mind and actions of the individual Culberson Germany european edition Rose Editto Rinchley editor chief Mert Procto managing editor Elmer Frank Henry Epstein production manager manager this newspaper is an authorized unofficial 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