European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - February 3, 1981, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 18 the Tarsan stripes 1981 Russell Baker new York not i wasted Little time on us magazines gallery of the 50 hottest couples in the world after scanning the Pic Tures and noting that they included president and John Warner and his Elizabeth and Edward Ken Nedy and his who Are us Magazine cant Tell a hot couple from a hot i dont mean to suggest that aging politicians As Well As divorcing politicians cannot heat up As Toas tily As the next but come on now arc these really the people you expect to set the Pace in according to us is what the 50 hottest couples in the world do set the Pace in As a connoisseur of hot Cou i agree that this is what hot couples ought to As a i dont want the president setting the Pace in nor senators for that a president or or even a mayor or Alderman spending his time setting the Pace in passion is not earning his he ought to be cutting taxes and getting the garbage after if he has any heat left and wants to play half of a hot if he has enough left to help form one of the 50 hottest couples in the he Hast been giving the taxpayers their moneys the other 47 couples cited by us Magazine for maximum heat output All work As perform ers in the entertainment is it possible for an entertainer to merge into a couple so hot that it ranks among world champions in my experience of show the entertainers produced passionate but used up so much of it in self adulation that they had Little left Over for second if performers really set the Pace in passion for the rest of you would not be Reading this right having scanned it and noticed that your name is not you would be caressing yourself in front of a Mir no affront is intended to performing people in that line of work get paid for transforming themselves into objects adorable to masses of it is dehumanizing labor to be adored by massed if you dont Start with a passionate attachment for you Are not Likely to stir the Pas Sion of the on the other using up so much first on then on the you Are not Likely to sizzle in a i note that one of the actors in the us Magazine heat gallery is looking into the camera while preparing to lick his female companions jaw As though it were an ice Cream this illustrates the impossibility of creating truly hot couples by using it is altogether possible for either half of an extremely hot couple to treat the others jaw like an ice Cream but never while being photo graphed by a third such behaviour does not produce it produces entertaining and people who want to be truly hot couples never engage in i have this from someone who a bos ton acquaintance named Nolan who has a reputation up and Down the Atlantic Seaboard As half of one of the hottest couples on the East the other half is named Nolan and Galinda were omitted from the us gallery of the worlds 50 Nolan is not though he thinks it absurd that Cher and Les whose Btu output is rated by us among the worlds most should have been included while he hearings on officer retention we have an Forcer who 16 a in to tic army a6 a witness for t4is who said t waited to get out t just to Tiu by and Galinda were left Dudek and Cher stay in the same Kitchen with Galinda and me for five Nolan said Over the they stand the they have to get out of the what is the secret of becoming and remain ing a hot couple stay out of politics and show Nolan its Best not to work too much at some Days i get to the Job and in not a in half of a hot in going Home and lick Galinda does Galinda sit Home with her jaw at the ready of course Nolan usually Shes off at her Job and i have to Call her up and bring that lovable jaw Over Here right when Nolan was Licking Galinda jaw after dinner in an armenian the mistaking them for Lucie Arnaz and Larry snapped their picture to hang on the and Galinda destroyed his said figures no couple can stay hot after one of them has been publicly turned into an ice Cream Rome tests closure of downtown zone Rome up 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disagreement about our i say we Are in Trou he says we Are just since we dont know any experts on this will you please Check with yours and let us know How we Are doing we Are a family of my husband makes a we have two both paid we owe on our 000 on some resort 300 on various Loans and on our credit our credit card balance is Over please dear Cash i dont have to Check with anybody to know you Are in you Are paying interest on in running two cars and have two kids to clothe and you dont mention any so i assume you have for heavens go to the Bank where you do business and sit Down with an this service is get on a pay Back and savings program before you find yourselves so deep in debt you will never get dear Ann Landers this is an open letter the guilty party will know who he is dear Skunk i Hope you had a peaceful sleep the other its hard to imagine How you could after what you i watched you pull to the Side of the open the door and shove your dog out into the then you nonchalantly drove away As if you had just dropped off your garbage at the you probably think some kind soul picked him no such your pet wandered into the traffic hoping to make it to the other he shuttled Between not knowing which Way to cars swerved and horns blared As other motorists tried to avoid hitting he was struck by one car and then still he dragged himself a few Yards before he was Merci fully put out of his pain when a third car struck my who saw the whole were they kept Why did that Man let his dog get killed and furious dear furious heres your let thanks for saying dear Ann Landers this letter is for the girl with the terrible posture whose Mother drove her the poor kid came from a family of military West Point the they probably beat her Down and tried to get her to conform to the rigid standards they were accustomed like most Young the More they the More she i would like to suggest that parents urge Young girls with poor posture to take Ballet Les they can Start at any it will strengthen the Muscles All Over the did you Ever see a Ballet dancer who slouched girls dont want to look like tin they want to appear feminine and i Hope you will find room in your space to print this and get the word thanks so concerned grandma with experience dear grandma i found the space heres your thanks a
