European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - February 14, 1981, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 18 the Tarsan stripes february Russell Baker new York the sex by tradition Man and woman oldest has be come a multimillion Dollar business with the characteristics of Many conventional industries a Large work High salaried brisk Trade publications Board sales news item in the new York we of the a Exxon came up with a swell idea we were sitting around the Board room talking about the things that made America and somebody what it All comes Down to is people people doing things for that made us Stop and were we at a Exxon doing enough for people for you we were doing All no doubt about but was it enough the Little America crowd with their Tunnel vision and defeatist Outlook on the american future has been trying to Tell you that Domestic reserves of sex will be totally exhausted by the year sad to a few americans regulators and even some decent but mis guided folks bought that we figured the reason the decent but mis guided folks bought it was that maybe we haunt been doing enough to Tell the other Side of the if we were really doing every thing we could for somebody we would be using some of our profits to let them maybe in a series of open letters to the All the things were doing to Cope with the sex we thought it was a swell and were pretty sure youll think its lets dispose of the charge that sex on profits Are last year we cleared Only slightly More than the american Telephone and Telegraph something in the neighbourhood of big but lets not forget that sex is far bigger than to put it another sex without a Telephone is entirely Possi but sex by Telephone is duller than last weeks and lets not kid ourselves about the sex crisis being a plot by the Industry to boost prices to an artificially High As the aver age age of the population grows Domestic supplies of sexual Energy will continue to dwindle at a devastating in the foreseeable future so percent of the population will be Over 65 and living on social these people will require increasingly powerful stimuli if their productivity is not to fall dangerously below the Levels that made the country great in the 1950s and the other half of the population will have to labor so strenuously to provide the taxes needed to support the 50 percent on social Security that their Energy for sex will decline this then is the sex crisis on half of the american people More interested in shuffle Board than in keeping America number one the other half too drained by social Security taxes to think of the bed As anything but a sleep its a pretty dreary int it and it will be a pretty dreary Ameri Ca if we let it if George Washington had thought we would let it he might never have crossed the Thomas Edi son might not even have bothered to invent the Light berets Cam Wulp anyone in the it by Mike but they were great George Washington and Thomas they believed in the Power of an untrammelled free Enterprise system and they believed in we Here at Exxon with untrammelled free Enterprise harnessed to we there is no problem this country cannot Over which brings us Back to our some have called we Here at Exxon say that anyone who believes the rewards of the free Enterprise system Are obscene just Doest know what George Washington and Tom Edison and America Are All what is profit is it a dirty word dont let the Little America crowd fool profit is the aphrodisiac that makes millions of Ameri cans widows and orphans who would never have anything to do with sex involve their fortunes with companies like and what does Exxon do with those for tunes we put them to work for for in exploration and technological research to produce the Ever More sophisticated methods of titillation required to keep Ameri Cas sex Energy in future letters we will talk about some of the things we have on the drawing boards to keep americans riskier than goats at any age and despite the most advanced forms of tax things like the new 3d vide Ocas capable of emitting an irresistible per the Magazine Centrefold with paper the texture of human the electronic massaging the television set that not Only looks like a human figure but can also be commanded by Rei Hote control to remove its clothes while undulating if this is the future you want for warn your congressman right away not to vote for repeal of the sex depletion god bless you c new York times Rosina Stonehouse Dies England a Rosina 87yearold Mother of former labor party Cabinet minister John died in Southampton Hospital after a Long the Hospital Stonehouse was a former mayor of South across 1 canine warning 6 crooner Vic 1z Irish port 13 laundry worker 14 new York City River 15 unleashes 16 concept 17 Wise ones 19 20 chinese form 22 unit of Corn 24alai 27 son of Loki 29 teases 32 former Cabinet member 35 blocks 36 and others 37 vane direction 38 Onsager 40 inner form 42 summer time in 44 musical passage 46 network 50 Lambskin 52 wobble 54 general feeling 55 makes Happy 56 corrects 57 aspects Down 1 in july 2 unusual 3 earthen Ware jars 4 Small 5 refreshing beverage 6 Type of Pickle 7 ascended 8 Elsie comment 9 picketers sign 10 poets word 11 scottish gaelic 12 weather report info solution tune 22 answer to yesterdays 18 like some suits 21 Lodge 23 Vita brevis 24 Beverly hillbilly character 25 Nabokov heroine 26 unripe 28 Springs 30 storage unit 31 Espy 33 ship initials 34 extreme 39 reprimand 41 Mountain Nymph 42 Austen novel 43 Fate 45 single units 47 suffix with Kitchen 48 starting Points 49 bitter vetch 51 treat hides 53 actor Wallach s crossword 12 14 16 24 32 42 50 25 43 26 38 20 33 51 21 27 36 17 18 40 13 15 28 52 55 57 22 34 53 23 29 19 to 30 11 31 49 214 Onn tenders dear Ann Landers As i write this letter i am wearing a skirt and silk a makeup and High i am a 30yearold happily mar ried and the father of two Chil i have never had a homosexual relationship in my life and have no urge to engage in i just enjoy wearing women when dressed As a woman i am completely relaxed and totally at also the feminine Side of my personality my wardrobe is extensive but not mostly skirts and underwear and High i sleep in male Paja my wife understands my peed to express my feminine feel we spend a lot of time to Gether As two shop i pass easily and do not worry about the children Are usually asleep when i come so there is no problem but As they get older and stay up i would like to know How to explain to them that daddy likes to Wear women a sensible answer is All i i am not asking for your dear stay in the closet As Long As possible where your children Are i see no useful purpose that could be served by sharing this information with it would Only confuse the kids and possible encourage them if they Are boys to imitate this you dont and they dont dear Ann Landers Greg and i Are he recently changed jobs and moved to an other we see each other once a but we talk on the phone almost every other i used to believe the old absence makes the heart grow but in beginning to have Greg tells me he wants to sow some wild Oats and have a last fling before he settles Down for i respect him for being Hon but i think in woman enough for him and cannot face the fact that he wants to run wild for eight or 10 months until i am Able to join in other i dont want him Messing am i wrong to insist that he be True to me miserable by the mile dear miserable no Man Ever was True to a woman because she insisted on it Gregs desire to mess around should Tell you that he Doest feel a sense of total commitment my advice is Cool inform wild Oats that you want to Date others then do if what exists Between you is the real it will stand the test of time and if its better face up to the fact dear Ann Landers our 15 year old daughter has been going with a boy of he is a Salesman who works on commis Sion and makes Good last saturday was Emmas he bought her a fur Cape that Cost my wife and i dont think she should accept Are we a couple of squares couple of old fogies in Canada age 38 dear fogies a 15yearold girl needs a fur Cape like she needs a second Row of did she find that Clown with a Geiger counter insist that your Daugh Ter give the Cape
