European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - February 27, 1981, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 18 the Tarsan stripes february its no use fighting those who read aloud there arc two kinds of readers in the world people who read out loud and people who i of to the former we arc a Small but persistent some would highly irritating we compulsively read out loud to anybody within earshot rela people sitting beside us in air people sitting beside us in we arc dedicated to the proposition that no even should miss the Good which of the part we Are female loud readers probably outnumber male loud readers that because most males dont and the ones who do Arent Reading any thing Worth psychiatrists who Are mostly male and mostly dont read at All at least anything Good will probably say that loud readers have a neurotic need to validate their Reading experience through the ears of such doctors May that loud readers arc not sure the Pas Sage is funny or True unless they get a second psychiatrists May therefore hold that loud readers have deep feelings of insecurity and Lack the Confidence of their i loud readers think they Are hot they Border on having delusions of Gran they arc anything but cowering and ten they Are bold they Are so certain of the superiority of their literary choices and the absolute necessity that the apathetic people around them enjoy the benefits of their critical selectivity that they will take a silent Reader away from Madame Bovary or the Bible to read to him what Ann Landers said to the Man who feared he was in other the life loud readers read is the Only life Worth loud readers Are All they follow Pat terns As predictable As Lawrence Welks musical the loud Reader grabs some Reading material and Heads for the Wingback chair in the living clearly the seat of the silent Reader is Likely to Settle for the Kitchen table or the straight Back chair beside the dimmest rest Howe that the Humble silent Reader is within earshot of the loud authority in the Wingback the loud Reader and the silent Reader go through a preliminary Reading stage when the Only sound is the ticking of the clock and the turning of after three or four the loud Reader enters the phase Dur ing which she is still nonverbal but beginning to while the silent Reader sits quietly minding his own the loud Reader be gins to rattle whistle softly in Delight or Clear the Cross and Ungross the permit Small smiles to play across the sigh and to go All this noise is for the Benefit of the silent who is not about to whats so funny the silent Reader continues to stare resolutely at the pages Paradise my fifth but i Eicr sire the loud Reader is now deep laughter the Best Medicine in the Decem Ber Issue of readers it matters not what the loud Reader is Reading the loud Reader will always perceive that what she is Reading is infinitely More important than what the silent Reader is in noisy the loud Reader will burst into raucous mildly Zirri the silent Reader looks up for a split at which Point the loud Reader instantly listen to she will snickering the silent Reader is then forced to Stop in just As god is chasing Adam and eve out of so he can hear the loud Reader read How Many electricians and Dracula it takes to change a Light respectively but the Light bulb has to really want to be changed we called them but no one was and he likes it in the there is no use fighting a loud readers ten Dency to read not Are primarily Reading out loud is a dominant which Means that half the off Spring of each Reading couple will have i have traced the Gene from my father to half his offspring my twin brother and amongst my own i note that one is a classic loud Reader and one is a mixed silent which simply Means that this offspring goes through Long spells of not Reading at when this offspring does this offspring does not bore me with you can Sec the dominant trait in your own the ones who always read this column out loud to everybody at the breakfast table have got and the ones who Are hiding behind the sports Page columnist Dies Washington a Robert Al Drew pearsons original partner in the Washington merry ground column and a writer until last is dead at age he died of a self inflicted gunshot wound to the said James the District of Columbia medical Allen had suffered from across 1 Galloway 2 Foo like Organ 7 Type of reef 12 honest 13 museum fare 14 saying 15 Meadow 16 february 2 celebrity 18 member 19 deserves 20 Myerson 22 composer Rorem 23 hearts companion 27 i Ottle boy 29 Kitchen Gadget 31 diner 34 fit to be tied 35 live frugally 37 before Virgo 38 numerical suffix 39 plural of of 41 in the neighbourhood 45 of fiction 47 born 48 Marmot 52 before la la 53 addition to building 54 understand 55 word with Cord 56 she preferred to be called Mara 57 House employees 58 song for Doris Day Down 1 biblical figure 2 Poplar 3 Birdlike protrusions 4 Senate employee 5 Mission 6 Hoard 7 containers 8 Peculiar 9 stadium cheer 10 past solution time 25 227 answer to yesterdays 11 part of a journey 17 untie 21 poetess Gertrude 23 wading Bird 24 Mexico Santa 25 allow 26 before 28 weapon 30 bakery item 31 superlative ending 32 expert 33 to Luigi 36 Milnes Winnie 37 pierced 40 awaken 42 word with Blank 43 lofty abode 44 harvests 45 Cicero 611 46 scrapes without 48 Ashen 49 like a bump log Soyoko 51 not Todd nos crossword 227 Clear Onn Landers dear Ann Landers i read your column in the san Antonio they run a very Nice picture of but All we get to see is your Why dont they run a full length picture once in a while so we can see the rest of you if they wont run a length How about giving us your dimensions please dont think in Ann in just inquisitive like any other Normal Doest Hurt to ask dear Doest Hurt As least you get to see my some papers dont run any picture which i think is a Many readers think of me As a and they want to know what their Friend looks surveys show that columns with photos enjoys a higher a full length picture would take up too much so if you Are interested in the rest of me youll have to catch me on As for my that privileged dear Ann Landers where Are the so called decent people in the world my dear Mother passed away leaving my elderly father he is so lonely and helpless it Breaks my for the first time in his life he is learning to do laundry and All the other jobs my Mother did for he refuses to move in with any of his children wants to remain Independent but Lone Liness is consuming How much longer he can hold i dont my mothers life was one of until the Day she died she was doing for when she died the Church was packed with people who loved Why Haven these people returned her kindness by reaching out to my father it would be wonderful if someone would invite him for a meal or Call him on the phone just to the Days and nights Are Long for someone who has lost his closest in new England dear i hate to sound Ike a but a few dinner invitations or phone Calls wont solve your fathers he must learn to manage on his own As others in his situation have he must also stay in the mainstream of life and invite people to his there Are dozens of widows who Are just As lonely As your would like a phone Call or a companion at meal i Hope he sees this it could do More for him than your dear Ann last night i heard my parents talking about my grades Are Good and Ive never been in any but Ive Al ways had a mind of my unlike my brother and who Are total mom maybe David hears a different dad what does that mean rebel dear Sitka your Mother was referring to the quote by Henry David Thoreau if a Man does not keep Pace with his compan perhaps it is because he hears a different let him step to the music which he however measured or far