European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - May 2, 1985, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Columns Man and nature by Tony Nauroth who has been tampering with the mail by John Windrow staff columnist a pal of mine got a letter from Cleveland the which is not remarkable in he read the letter and was going to throw the envelope when he noticed something stamped on he took a closer and there were the stray dogs out of dropping Down upon him like a falling Star from stray dogs the letter was from his dear he never recalled her being especially concerned with dogs of any Type she didst put it have been the Post he the United state this struck him1 As truly to naturally showed it to americans have a deep rooted distrust of Many of us dont want to talk about ourselves to the census Why does the government want to know How Many bathtubs i ave the american asks perhaps he fears someone will take one so he clams none of your snoopy business if i have a Shower or he tells the census i pay your salary go someplace and take a Coffee my Friend is a great he smelled a Why is the government stamping stray dogs on my mail he asked perhaps its just a Friendly i he was How Many stray dogs have you seen in your life he i thought it Ive seen Lazy hounds dozing beneath porches of country nervous Little terriers sniffing at screen packs of Jolly dogs following lady dogs in the Happy mutts jogging Down country Nasty curs hanging out in Ive seen dogs sleeping in abandoned cars and hollow Ive had them dog my Chase my Mark their territory on my abuse my Chew up my i even saw one running Loose on the deck of a ship in the Middle of the Pacific i guess Ive seen about i maybe Ever been bitten he raised his eyebrows now its worrying me forget about whether or not stray dogs maybe some Well intentioned bureaucrat buried in the bowels of the postal service has been gnawed relentlessly for years by hordes of vicious mongrels and is trying to warn us All about stray dogs purely from the goodness of his rubber stamped i could live with but we All know How government programs you Start out discussing How to Plant some crabgrass on the hillsides to keep the topsoil from washing five years later the corps of engineers is trying to reroute the Mississippi River across Arkansas and into Texas so the boys in the Panhandle can raise tax free must i become accustomed to being nagged by the Post office today its stray dogs who have never had a bad experience with a Vagabond am told to worry about stray from now on ill sneak a glance at every piece of every love threat to Appeal for offer to subscribe or Chance to win a million will there be some scolding three word message for me starve a it might feed a eat your change your write to pay your dont be wind your Send her Brush after Candy rots sex strains cigars sap suck it zip your dont flaunt of course if i could write the Little zingers myself it might be eat More Wear Short drink it tip the get right take no show a eat Between rub it play the kiss the take a play it set on but the other re blooded americans would never stand for who this Jerk they who lets him put his crack rained ideas on the government mail theres the May stripes Magazine