European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - June 19, 1985, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 18 the stars and stripes june columns comments Between Rock and a hot place by Russell Baker i had just said Madonna who when the new York times landed on the youve got to be said the kid to whom i had just said Madonna who shove said picking up the newspaper of its time to find out who did it to whom in Lebanon again that what i really said who did it to around civilized people i would be embarrassed to say who did it to but this was a kid i was addressing and kids have to learn How to say things right before there entitled to say them wrong when saying them right would sound Madonna and her clones was the headline that caught my Eye in the newspaper of record and the sentences that exhausted my dwindling Supply of patience said she uses Only one but no Only those who have been residing on the planet Jupiter for the last several years need to ask Madonna who Why because she is rocks hottest female my dear new York i have not been on the planet Jupiter these past few so i know that Rock is a form of popular music which is incredibly has lyrics that arc unintelligible though painful to the and Breeds a steady Supply of stars who exude High Levels of the Rule is the More heat the Star gives the bigger the being rocks hottest female Star Means Madonna is raking in plenty of what used to be called but is probably now called of which her agent takes 10 percent and governments 50 per cent of the leaving her with Only 45 per cent of the provided she can collect which in her line of work can sometimes require lawyers if not people Handy with admittedly i am showing off a bit but Only to prove to the Reader that i am deeply versed in con temporary american for this reason i resent the new York times suggestion that my saying Madonna who Means 1 must have been off the planet for several the More 1 think about the new York times arro the More i sympathize with that wide spec Trum of opinion ranging from the Village voice to accuracy in Media to the new York which holds that the new York times simply wont and ought to be replaced by Superior outfits like the Vil Lage accuracy in Media and the new York Why does the times choose to ridicule those of us who still said Madonna who until we picked up the newspaper of record and read Madonna and her docs the times think we have nothing to keep in formed about except the waxing and waning heat of Rock stars speaking of waxing and waning i Haven seen anything in the times lately about Prince or Michael what is the state of their heat it is not easy to keep abreast of the Roc Star news when the newspaper of record deals with it Only so but i try heaven i it seems scarcely a year ago that the hottest of All possible stars was Michael but while still digesting that fact i was astonished to discover that tremendous heat was suddenly being exuded by a male Rock Star whose wardrobe includes an ankle length Blanket of purple what is this i Michael Jackson has lost his and the heat is now with Prince i was reminded of the first Book of which tells us that after King David became old and stricken in years the doctors tried but he Gat no had Michael Jackson become old and stricken in years the times was As it has been on princes Thermal condition All we have is this Zutoft Leblue sneer because we have been so Busy trying to find the temperatures of Prince and Michael Jackson that we didst know somebody named Madonna was suddenly at Maxi mum it is hard to new York hard to Bear the proud newspapers the More so since we at whom you sneer struggle daily to keep up with who did it to whom again yesterday in hard to Bear from a newspaper on which not a i could Tell without making a trip to the How Russ Columbo c new York times the brain is the thing in spy game by Dick West to cite a question being asked a lot these do american citizens let themselves get lured into spying for Russia for one we need look no further than the july Issue of forum it tells us that booze and anything else that can easily corrupt Are traditional bait in the espionage you will have to look elsewhere for explanations As to Why dope and booze make such powerful attract i myself have never been tempted by such As for i can Only Tell you what forum it is used by All secret intelligence services in the often dubious and sometimes deadly games they forum for additional information that might have indirect bearing on some of the recent spy i refer you to the july Issue of that venerable publication suggests that being sexy is no longer a matter of having big breasts and great men arc dazzled by intelligent women who possess a Good sense of humor and exude an air of says which certainly should you probably can guess what in going to say in going to say that espionage apparently has moved half Circle since Mata Haris the dutch who was executed As a German spy in world War from All quite a but i doubt she could have 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