European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - August 9, 1985, Darmstadt, Hesse Pago 18 the stars and stripes August 1985 columns today crossword Disneyland int Good enough by Art in ii wait whilst Art Buchwald is on vacation we reprint some Oil mris from the a week goes by when some head of stale Doest visit in the old Days if they saw Disneyland while they were in the United states they Home i lungs have most Heads of state now come to Washington to see How much military Aid they can gel Oul of the United several months ago Prince the grand dip thong of arrived in Washington for a stale i he ambassador to the United Stales met him at the As did the american Secretary of and an Honor guard from the Wihs and air i he ambassador whispered to the i he first thing you must do is review the Honor i he Prince those Are Nice rifles there carry an i have said the not we have to Lake a helicopter to the while House where the presi Dent will Greet after reviewing the troops the grand dipl Hong got into the should i ask the Secretary of state Lor of these its too Early in your we have to go through i he Prince looked very i he helicopter landed on the White House Lawn where the president and first lady were waiting to meet the the president made his opening calling one of the great countries of the world and a Friend the United states could not do i lie ambassador said out of the Side of his it is now your turn to ill ask him for two squadrons of f15s and three squadrons of its not the you never ask for military equipment in the Rose its against what should i say just say the lies Between and the United slates Are stronger than they have Ever and the admiration for America As the preserver of peace is something every All but i think were washing a lot of i have Only two Days Prince kowtow made his which were Fol Lowed by a 21gun then the Prince took out a i almost forgot the How Many 105mm cannons should i ask the ambassador i think they said they give us five my generals told me to come Back with no less than Well talk about it we have to go in to then Prince kowtow when can we go to the Pentagon and see the stuff we have to have lunch with the president after that we must place a Wreath at the Lincoln me that will blow the whole the grand diet Hong the Pentagon is just Over the Bridge from the me we can go there after the How late do they stay open five five Oclock i wont even have time to pick out any gunboats for our Well go Back the next suppose All the fl5s Are gone by then the Pentagon always keeps a dozen in the Stock room for its special by the there is a state dinner and Beverly Sills is going to that maybe i can talk the president out of some cruise missiles during Madame c 1985 los Angeles times Syndicate summer of moccasins by will amp somewhere in the trackless of Michigan there having been no letters the father visited his sons summer Camp to As certain whether his i Iye Arold was still in residence or had perhaps moved on to Monte i rom a the father spotted the sons familiar costume purple and chartreuse and Orange jams an unspeakably a shapely Brand of shorts and Black Bruce Springsteen born in the Lisa tour Hildren who attend a school that has a strict dress code use the summer for retaliation against aesthetic Stan 1 lie sons skin is a Jackson Pollock Canvas of scabs and abrasions Lylial testify to an 1 idea holds refusal to be intimidated by lifes Sharp and lifes refusal to be impressed by an 1 the Lender moment of reunion began with this Exchange lather your Mother sends her love and says she is going to kill son 1 he sons three word riposte disconcerted dad be cause it disrupted the familiar rhythm of such sex the dad usually conies at the end of a particularly imaginative after dad has rolled his eyes this time the sincerity gambit dad came even before he launched into his explanation of Why he had not written the explanation was this i wrote but i put them in my fishing tackle but i lost my tackle but unfortunately 1 didst lose my fishing lures because they were stuck in my in not sure and i caught an eight Inch Large Mouth Bass right Over and you remember Hose Good pants i someone left a pen in his clothes and it exploded in the and dont worry about the books in supposed to read for school because i have read and do you want to go canoeing Geoffrey has High regard for the Young men who superintend him at one of he notes Point is a halfback and has not broken his this is an oblique editorial comment on fathers opposition to son playing the Leader in another Cabin is vastly admired because he has a rambo knife and a rambo Bow that can shoot an Arrow through two peo i do not ask Geoffrey How he knows breakfast begins with a Sung Grace and a Short Rob Ert Frost but it is hard to keep the tone so High when tamping food into creatures whose preferred mealtime diversions include one table shouting tastes great and another responding less filling Camp min Wanca has a Liberal parole so 1 am allowed to whisk Geoffrey Down the Road to teeming which numbers among its metropolitan pleasures a pizza the Pepperoni fix is a foretaste of the great coming Home banquet of carbohydrates pizzas with a Side order of Mcdonalds French that is just the menu to nourish the metabolism and maintain the emotional equilibrium of my modern american boy who praises Camp min Wanca for the selection of Candy Barsin the the he says with the measured judgment of a fledgling is the Only Contact with the modern when his father As any Correct thinking father what is so great about the modern world the who is used to his fathers resorts to an unsatisfactory evasion not the modern but c Washington Post writers group former acting iourk5nne8unwort 1 ii f Thebo Itom How Mil history 11 not a single country Fellton therom muni57s i the Dush the Bush manhood get tout of0linp Trust but be by Eugene Sheffer across 1csa general Stuart 4 Singer Stewart 7 actor Stewart 12 Morns opposite 13 exodus hero 14 actor Tom 15 fake locks 16 stuffing Art 18 greek h 19 excuse 20 actress Turner 22 Grants foe 23 Pound of poetry 27 time unit 29 readied to take off 31 beseech 34 River horse 35 irs agent 37 Hospital scanner 38 lines of symmetry 39 baseball 41 hide away 45 Iowa commune 47 got your number 48 classify ing 52 actress Farrow 53 Birdlike 54 wed 55 tavern 56 Mubarak Home 57 actor Beatty 58 Plaines Down 1 setting filler 2 Juans widow 3 started 4 pro 5 spoken 6 the South 7 Star wars knights 8 reverence 9 Mai de 10 Shade tree 11 foxy 17 words of disbelief solution time 24 89 to yesterdays Puzzle 21 Sam or John 23 regresses 24 of a sort 25 agent 26 fuss 28 Early computer language 30 caught you 31 school 32 not strict 33 British River 36 Verne character 37 Eye tooth 40 senors name 42 sheepish 43 sheepish 44 frees from dependence 45 part 46 served perfectly 48 tiptoe 49 video award 50 clockwise 51 Crew member 89 Hubert what5 matter with 9uper hound jtu9t one aaa3oc crj9is after another in Pouf Putter of Down again
