European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - May 6, 1986, Darmstadt, Hesse Ann Landers tuesday. Mays. 1986 the stars and stripes Page 11 letters is dear Ann Landers i am enclosing s column that appeared in your space a Long time ago. It s time to run it again. Just yesterday a Friend of mine was. Complaining about betting a ticket for speeding. He said he was going Only eight Miles taster than the spa limit when a squad ear nailed him. I told him those Guys in the squad car May have saved a life. V. This essay was written by . New Man commissioner Kentucky department of Public safety please find room for it Ann. H s important. -. L.d.r.,. Dear Van Here it is. I m glad Yon asked. It s an excellent piece so you cot a ticket mister you break my heart Are you one of Thorn people Call me on the Telephone or write and Pomplal hut my Crooper stopped Yog and handed you i ticket far no reason at All you break my Bart. You fed me you re a Good citizen and Safe Driver and dumb cop Gate you a ticket for going i link faster than Ibe Law rows. Well i Hope the next Lime you get caught breaking the Speed limit he gives you another ticket and the traffic judge lakes your License away. Pray that he nails you before you crash into a Concrete abutment and he has to pull your lifeless body out of a demolished Speed machine t wish you could spend a few Days with me and watch a teen Ager writhe in agony on the gravel near Highway while be Waits for in ambulance that will come Loo late to take him id a Hospital or instead be goes straight to Ibe margin. I wish i could nuke you help scrape Ibe bits of Bone and flesh of a whole family off the Asphalt into Basket. You d vomit jus As we Nate done. But you d think a Little differently the next Lime you climbed into that car of Youn and opened ii tip on stretch of Highway to Sec what it could do. So you got ticket mister you break my heart dear Ann Landers my husband and i attended a party recently with other married couples we Are All in our 30s and 40s. After supper we played times. The first game was the safety pin a pin is hidden somewhere on a person his or her partner someone of the opposite us other than the person s spouse is blindfolded and then must find the pin by feeling for it you can use your imagination As to where people hid the safety pins. The big Gest laugh came when one of the women took Only five seconds to find the safely pin fastened to her partner s trouser Zipper. There were also big laughs As the part Nero guided each other s hint of being hotter or i refused to participate in the game. 1 Felt it was crude and offensive. Alt the others thought i was a spoilsport and a prude. That evening made me feel As though 1 was very much out of step with the rest of the world. Pleas comment. Badly outnumbered , dear out. Oil you in those people Wen married there must ban been an epidemic of bore Dom in Suk City seretto years Back. No need to be defensive. I cannot Intig the anything Mare juvenile or tasteless than the Gina you described. Tadan Willio in Wulw euro Etan Talanoa Svitt Fol. Inui 4hm41 tue keel i1m, it. Mum Tekl ugh sans to. Uht Tep kingdom Griffan Chiungi tit Lauri urn i. New Burn Lousi Juaiita
