European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - September 26, 1986, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 18 the stars and stripes Friday september 26, 1986 columns Faith restored by Shaker exhibit by Andy Rodney when you consider All the groups of people who Don t get along Wilh each other in this country it surprising that he Coti try works a Alt. Blacks and Whites for example Don t gel along. Our Browing hispanic population is alienated from both Clacks and other Whites. There s growing friction Between the Young and the old. In Small towns the rapid is Don t have much 10 do with methodists and Neuhar of them speak often to the catholics. South Erners resent northerners and in every major City in the country there arc enclaves of italians chinese germans and vietnamese who Don t mingle much with anyone who does t speak their language. The Farmers Are mad at everyone and doctors and Law yers arc mad at each other. Just when i get most depressed about All this something happens to restore my Faith in the Good Ness of people and the greatness of our country. I stopped by the Whitney museum in new York City lost week because there was an exhibition of Shaker furniture thai i d been wanting 10 see. The shakers were a religious sect of no More than 6,000 people who lived in a handful of Eastern communities in the 1800s. Not Many groups that Small have made such a lasting impression on some area of our culture. Shaker furniture is some of the simplest most interesting and Graceful Ever designed the shakers did t set out to design anything. Design grew out of necessity. They made things in terms of what they needed. Their furniture is Beautiful because in is so instantly recognizable As useful. A Small sewing table pro Vides a Good workspace and has a front Edge an much wide that is a yardstick. A woman measuring a piece of cloth never had to move. Shakers used nothing that was merely decorative. If they had build cars they would t have put Chrome on them. No two pieces of Shaker furniture Are alike because each was built for a specific purpose to be put in specific place. Impressed at 1 was with the Shaker furniture i was even More impressed with the people who had come tothe museum to Sec it. It is a Small unpretentious exhibit and yet americans presbyterian chinese Black White lawyer doctor to uru old came to View with a common sense of appreciation the work of people from another age who had done something Good. In the subway beneath he same is reel there was filth. At the very moment people gazed on a Shaker Chest made of Maple Cherry and Butternut there might have been a mugging in a nearby is acct but Here there was evidence enough of intelligence humor compassion and respect Lor other human be Ings to sustain anyone s belief in the fundamental goodness of people for a Long Lime. It was exhilarating. The world i thought is no going to hell after All. The latest Lowdown on the stars by Russell Baker today a special real Tor film fans As this column answers your questions about the stars i have heard rumours that Matthew Broderski 37 years old and has in have his face lifted every three Mombi to keep him looking 16. Is this True you Don t know the half of it. It has been Many a Moon since Young Broderick said goodbye to 37. Heis in fact the late Peter Lorre whose death was falsely reported years ago so that he could drop out of sight and undergo a total body lift thai would leave him looking 16, thus enabling him to enjoy a fantastic new career in today s puberty oriented licks. Why ii there bad blood Between Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger the feud began when the two had Back to Back greasing rooms at Gristle and Core studios. Arriving for work on a scene in which he was to Hoot his Way across Siberia Stallone found that somebody had Sto Len his a Ola Oil. Aides pleaded with him to go ahead with the scene but Stallone s artistic integrity made in impossible for him to Slaughter 3,000 extra convincingly unless i body was oiled with a fresh coat of Mazzoli. It turned out that Schwarzenegger had taken his own Mazzota Home the night before to do some cooking and forgo to bring it in for a scene in which he was to machine gun the entire City of Detroit. When Mullone saw Schwarzenegger coming Back from the Slaughter wearing he missing mazola he was furious. He finally had to do his own film Slaughter in a Coaling of Wesson Oil. If citizen Kne we to great Why Don l they re make ii in color starring somebody like Rodney Dao Gerfield � Modem a dances can appreciate it too7the project is already under Way. The flick will be titled Kane the script bos the dead Kane played by Arnold Schwarzenegger not Dangerfield leaving he grave on halloween to mutilate some sexy 14-year-Olds who Are fooling around at a pg-13 tend Ness level on Kane s sled Rosebud which in turns out was t destroyed by fire after All. If Kane in gamers big Box office Bucks scripts for More Kanes Are already Avail Able up through roman numeral xviii. Why Are actresses like Zsa Zsa Caber and Eliza Beth Taylor alms getting married they Are too old fashioned. Friends have tried Lotell Bolh Zsa Zsa and Liz about today s swinging life styles but to no Avail Liz probably spoke for both of them when she answered a question by teen flick Magazine about Why she would rather get married than have an honest illicit relationship Wilh sylves Ter Stallone or Matthew Broderick. I hear thai pan Newman and George c. Scott Bot turned Down the role of the Turkey in the giant Tor key from outer space because they Are allergic to Turkey feathers and would have broken Oil in terrible itchy rabbet while wearing the Turkey makeup. Could t they put up with a Tittle etching for their Art both stars did turn Down the part but strictly for artistic reasons. The giant Turkey s dialogue is limited to iwo word that sound like gobble Al though gobble gobble is repeated frequently Nei ther Newman nor Scott was optimistic about devel Oping the Turkey s nuances of character without More elaborate dialogue. Sylvester Stallone incidentally also turned Down the role after the producers refused to revise the script so the Turkey would appear Feal Erles Down to its drumsticks. Thickly coated with Mazzota. They tid. A fatherless Turkey would look to much like a thanksgiving dinner Why did t John Wayne Ever make a movie Wilh Matthew bred Erik because be once made a movie red River wit Montgomery Clift in which Clift gave him a bad beat ing in a fist igbo. The spectacle of the scrawny Clif manhandling Wayne was so implausible that it left audiences convulsed with laughter. That scared Duke. He thought the big Money was in westerns not comedy so thereafter no males who were smaller than he we could get a role in hit flicks. A casting director did however once Send Matthew Broderic to audition. The script called for Wayne to spank a boy for misbehaving. 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