European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - November 11, 1986, Darmstadt, Hesse                                No beefs about beef Clearing up myths about meat by Colin Mcenroe Hartford Courante be you part of the new beet generation beef keeps you abort and helps you relax. More and More. Americans Are turning to beef As their new Energy and Success food. The meat Outlook organization or Moo has asked me to dear up a few myths about beef to get you in sync with the new Beel awareness and out of respect for the work this line group has done to promote physical fitness including such generous acts As building a Lap Pool right on my properly i have agreed to help out in any Way i can myth no. 1 cows do not enjoy becoming Bool. Yes in the old Days of the so called slaughterhouse this was True. Thank goodness the slaughterhouse is now a thing of he Distant past today s cows Are brought to a cat lie life awareness Center where for period of up to six weeks they Are counselled and helped to see their role in the Lood Chain. Bovine Counselor run encounter groups at which each cow is challenged about some of its closely held assumptions. There Are Trust exercises in which the cow Falls sideways and relies on others to catch it. Martial arts classes in Tae How do okinawan Lor empty hooves help the cows grow in Confidence and body awareness. When they first come in Here they re it Ling the whole idea win Thalia a Counselor at North Dakota co spice. Related As the Days pass though you can see the change in their eyes. We read them inspirational poems such As the Little Heifer that cud and show them films like steering straight and gradually they accept this As their  terms like Slaughter and Butcher have been struck trom the cattleman s lexicon. The new cow is brought to a do structuring area where in the parlance of the new Era in cashes in its  it s a Beautiful thing to see an animal so alone with its neatness Thalia says. You can taste the fulfilment in the results of this process myth no. 2rbeef just sits there in your Slomach and makes you feel awful. Maybe in the Days before enzymatically pre digested Lite Beel this was True. Today you will have no More trouble digesting the new beef than a lion would have digesting cheerios. The Busy professional who can t afford to get filled up will enjoy Hoofer s time release Delmonico packets which Send steady bursts of protein and soothing endorphins to the brain just when you need them most to keep your acl together in the compel Ilive business world. Myth no. 3 Beel is bad Lor you. Does thai make sense look at any cow. Could something As Sweet and Placid As that creature mean you any harm of course not. But like so Many of nature s gifts sugar Salt lightning hydrochloric acid beef must be approached with some thought of moderation scientific studies have shown that it s perfectly Safe to stuff yourself with a big red dripping outwardly charred porterhouse Steak veined with delicate lodes of moist fat provided you follow it up with balancing meals o kale sesame husks and Spring water Lor roughly the next year and a Hall. In a study done by the Institute Lor expensive privately funded studies in largesse ud., scientists determined that beef eaters Aro involved in 13 percent fewer parachuting accidents s.3 percent fewer kayak crashes and get this 237 percent fewer killer Bee attacks italics Are mine than their non consuming counterparts. Additionally the subjects who had eaten a Pound or More of beef in one sitting said in eight cases out of 10 they Felt much too logy to commit a violent crime. A exciting a this information May be never target that we Are at the threshold of a new beet Frontier. The Industry is hard at work on such innovations As anti Steak a substance capable of counteracting every single effect of Beel if consumed 10 minutes alter a atm. And then there s the cattle reef project in which cows Are being bred,10 breathe and live underwater so Lay acquire Many of the healthful aspects of fish myth no. 4 All this stuff you be been saying Here is a lot of hooey. Some of it. Yes. Well most of in. A tax week counselling session at the cattle Lite awareness Center Teache cows to be aware of their neatness to Una stand their role in the toed Chain so they will enjoy becoming beet. Nuts about butter by Judith Rasband it s True. I hate to admit in. I m nuts about Bulle like millions of other americans i d like to cutback on calories. Ii i could however i d Binge on butter every Day. I m crazy about Bulter on my bread Bulter on my baked potato butter on my spoon butter Butler Butler i know raw vegetables Are the Best snack foods to can Eal bul have you Ever tried a slice of cold Buller on a slice of raw mushroom1 i m hopeless. When i was be Mavor 1�candy bar was a Bulle Finger. When was Fevena Lavonte Tongue twister was Betty bought a bit of butter. The bit of butter Betty bought was. " and so on for six More stanzas in High school i wrote a term paper on the Issue of guns versus butter. Which Side did i defend Why Buller of course. 1 had butter on my brain. Ii s no wonder i m nuts about butter today. I be been told to limit my intake of Las to 10 per cent of the total calories for the Day but i d have to carry around a calculator la keep rack of that. I be tried to Cul Back but How can you enjoy a piece of Toast without a Lump of soft yellow Sweet Cream Buller and Honey butter makes it even better. I be Learned however that Here Are Rifle real types of fat. The saturated fal in butter is solid and known to raise the cholesterol level in blood. This in turn. Is associated with higher risk of heart disease. Unsaturated Fata Are softer or liquid at room temperature and Are said to lower the cholesterol level. Hence the move by Many people to Margarine. Bul the move is a bit too simplistic since i be also Learned there Are other factors that contribute to the blood cholesterol level. I m less tempted by unsalted Butler and thai might be a smart switch. Twenty percent of the american population has High blood pressure. Of those Only Twenty percent Are helped by lowering their Salt intake so while Salmere Bulter will Benefit some in s not necessary for everyone myself included. I be been told to try a butter substitute Dutter Flavoured Salt Buller bits or Buller buds. I be also been Lold they Don t have a most healthful ingredients in them and so have passed them up. I m Here to say however i be finally found a Way to Cul Back on Butler Al breakfast. I eat cracked wheal bread and 1 percent my bread without butter is dry milk makes in moist. Follow with an Apple or an Orange no Tal no sail no sugar and plenty of fiber my doctor should give me a medal. La i amazing How Little butter it takes to put your calorie count above the recommended daily allowance for body height and build. One Tablespoon of Butler just one Little Pat contains 100 calories. Over the course of a Day butter consumption we might consider quite average on bread in the morning on a Sandwich Al lunch on peas a potato and Roll Al dinner can add up to the equivalent of an entire meal. It s not just butter that s pulling on unwanted pounds. To a Basic 590 calorie meal at fish peas potato salad and Roll you can add an additional 600 calories with a flick of your knife. All