European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - November 18, 1986, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 12 the stars and stripes tuesday november 18,1986 races w places a gathering of col eco be nouns Senf by Herd of no Rafure Magazine readers from press dispatches so what would you Call battalions of biologists surges of swordfish. Crowds or cockroaches Given he Opportunity to Coin new collective nouns. The readers of International wildlife Magazine turned into a groan of Pun makers. They suggested a cell of biologists. A Duel of swordfish. A repugnance of cockroaches or an embarrassment of cock re ashes. Or an eternity of cockroaches. The Magazine published by the a Lional wildlife federation asked its readers last summer o submit new names for members of the animal King Dom. Among the offerings a Pinch of crabs. A dash of cheetahs. A Synod of cardinals. A Union of Carpenter ants. A Syndicate of killer whales. A Battery of electric eels. A masquerade of raccoons. From a Reader in Connecticut an Outfield of flycatchers. A Fleet of Fri Al Birds. An addiction of Juncos. A bosom of titmice. From Reader Jen m. Auel author of the novel the clan of the Cave bedbug Coffee shop owner Wolk Huber uses car Wax to Shine up foe bad he created out of on old Volkswagen Beetle Huber keep hit bed on Wherett in the living Austria Home Tinto it urea t fit in his bedroom. Bear a stretch of mussels. A clip of hedgehogs. From readers who abandoned wild life to categorize Mankind a lot of realtors. A dose of pharmacists. A Pride of egotist. To Ketchup a thief Gertrude Tab Milla 71, of Rich mond calif., celebrated her fifth wed Ding anniversary sunday nursing a Bro Ken toe and a swollen Elbow suffered while driving off an intruder by whack ing him with a bottle of Ketchup. Tab Milla said the Man entered her Home after her husband Alfonso 83, apparently forgot to lock the front door saturday morning when he let the dog out. She told police the Man kicked the door open grabbed her husband and demanded Money. Gertrude said she picked up the Ket chup bottle and began whacking he in Truder on the head. "1 tried to fight him off because my husband just got out of the Hospital she said i m thankful 1 did t get Hurt the suspect had met his match and fled. Police searched the neighbourhood but could not find him. Voting Independent Muriel Humphrey brawn the widow of vice president Hubert Humphrey says her second husband has made her very Happy but that my Brown has one failing he s a Republican. Mrs. Brown a Democrat said she and her husband have a Deal any time one supports a candidate the other is told so he or she can give the opponent a Matching contribution. The couple talked about their marriage of seven years in a Story published sunday in the Minneapolis Star and Tribune. This is a whole new life for me said mrs. Brown whose first husband Bravo pianist Vladimir Horowitz played lit encore for a tall out Audi ence of 2,500 who could t get enough of the 81-year-old Mulc legend at the Atte oper in Frank fart sunday. A former . Senator Minneapolis mayor and 1968 presidential candidate died of cancer in 1978. I Don t live a life of politics any More she said. Reaching his dream a $40 million lottery prize freed Mike Wiltkowski to travel bowl Golf and loaf but he still was t Happy. So two years after he 30-year-old from Streamwood iii., a suburb of Chicago won the largest Illinois state lottery prize claimed by a single ticket Holder Wiltkowski says hets finally doing what he s always wanted to do opening a liquor store. Ii was something 1 always had thought about he said sunday. "1 had friends who had liquor stores when i was a Doc s liquor store which is already open will sell lottery tickets Willows it said. You can have it All that s right you can have it All with Home delivery of the stars and strides newspaper. If you live in government housing you can have the convenience of news sports travel tips consumer advice entertainment and much much More delivered to your Mailbox every morning for Fust $7.50 per month the stars and stripes the smart Way to Start your Day every Dayl Complete this form and drop it off at your nearest stars and stripes Bookstore or mall to Tan and strip apooh11 attn Sale promotion Stuhr. I letter i i Intel hog no Fol no pay the hour mtr Robt clout when it comes to col Fol api my Nous a in
