European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - November 19, 1986, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 16 the stars and stripes wednesday november 19,1998 columns today s crossword adults also need a place to play Brandy Rooney one of the Saddest Day of my life was the Day i realized i had played my last football game. As a Young boy i played in pick up games on vacant Lols in the fail. I was already certain that 1 loved the game better than any other. All through High school and into College i played my favorite tame and then one Day it Wai Over. It was my Ian game and i knew it there arc school administrators who emphasize to students the Good sense or playing what they Call carry Over sports in High school and College. These Are game like Golf and Tennis that you ran continue to play As you grow older. I understand the argument in their favor but As bad As 1 Felt the Day of that last football game i would Trade my football Days if i could have started playing Golf in Grade school and grown up to be Arnold Palmer. It s a problem though. The problem is that Loo Many games we play in our youth turn us into fans instead of participants when we re older. There s no question that most americans Are watch ing too much and doing too Little when it comes to sports if 1 Ever ran for office and you re Safe because i never Wil i d run Ana ticket endorsing adult sport facilities in every Village town and City in the country. They would be on equal footing with our schools museums and libraries there ought to be a facility in every Community where adult could play the year around. There s no reason for gymnasiums to be limited to schoolkids. I Don l know Many adult who would t gel a Tat More exercise and enjoy themselves playing games that demanded some physical exertion if there were facilities for them in their communities. Would it Trtany be too expensive for this Rich coun try to have buildings with racquetball and tenon courts swimming pools gymnasium weight and exercise rooms and locker rooms i always look toward our $300 billion defense bad get. Just give As one of those of Lions and we can build 1,000 adult sport complexes and spew a million Dol Lars each on every one of them. There i something very open Friendly and. Honest about a locker room. I like the uned the steamy atmosphere the Camara Derie and the dishevelled look of it they Are islands of civilization in a mean world. 1 have Beard and this is Only hearsay mind you that in women s locker room toe showers Are usually divided into individual stalls. If this is True it would t have the same spirit As a men i locker room. If elected to office i will vote to take Down the Wal sin the women s Shower rooms Al across the country. Women like men have got to face the fact that we re All a Little funny looking naked. Athletic clubs in most big cities have Good facilities but until recently they have been exclusively men i clubs and they Are expensive. Membership in the new York athletic club costs thousands of dollars and it does t let everyone in who has the Money either. As a result of All the High priced athletic clubs in the cities and he exclusive Golf and Tennis clubs in the country no Many people can afford to do much about sports once they re adults except sit and watch the games on television. I hereby propose an adult sports facility for every Community in the United states. Lef terrorists eat chocolate cake by Art Buchwald when while House envoy Bud Mcfarlane went Toiran it is reported he delivered a Bible and a Choco late cake. I found the secret place that makes chocolate cakes for pro terrorist regimes. The Baker was pulling icing on one hat was in the shape of a Beard. Who is that for i asked. The a Wallah Khomeini. The White House is going to pick it up in an hour docs Khomeini eat cake the Cia swears he s a Chocoholic. Once he gels his Lech into this Well have him on his what is this Bible doing Here it s autographed by president Reagan and is Parton America s new Carrot and stick diplomacy. The Bible is the Carrot and the cake is the Slick. We re hoping o use both to bring our hostages out of Leb anon. " from a diplomatic Point of vie it can t to wont the Baker said. As soon As we deliver he Bible the cake and enough spare pans for 100 f4 fighter planes the iranians will be eating out of our i thought we had a policy against giving cake to countries who support terrorism. We do and we Don t. It s All right to give out cake if we deliver it with spare what happens when the iranians run out of Span parts does Fiat mean their people will Kidnap new hostages probably unless we give them the equipment be fore they grab More then they won it All. Does t that make us palsies for terrorism Don l ask me. I just make chocolate who Are you baking those cakes Over there for that one is for Qadhafi. We re going to Send it to him with 350 ground to air missiles in Hopes hell Cul his worldwide death squads in suppose he takes the missiles but not the cake Well be disappointed but Well continue our quiet diplomacy anyway. This chocolate cake goes to Viet Nam with 60 tanks this one to Cambodia with 1,000 bazookas. The Black september cake with White icing goes to Syria. There air hundreds of countries in the world whore praying Mcfarlane is going to show up at their Palace with a Bible and a i Don t blame the dictators around the world for wanting a piece of the cake i said. After All Youdon t just gel cake but flame throwers As Well. Will this Good neighbor terrorist policy Send. Message around he world definitely the More hostages a country holds the More cake and spare pans it can demand from whose Bright idea was this anyway the president thought of it. One night he was having a state dinner and the chef served a chocolate layer cake the president licked the knife and said it our enemies could taste this cake they would never resort to terrorism again thus another Reagan doctrine was 13 la an Gafton to Tat by Eugene Shepfer Stabo the hoc. 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