European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - December 10, 1986, Darmstadt, Hesse The Battle to control the controls by Janet elder new York times i am is aimed with the garage rimi1 re. that con jive1 if la if and to lacking ilium i Lic. N family ruling into the driveway argument Liivik i no Over who would gel Lomi. " in. using the family u Sli. T Riti idd con Fot do vice m Tor Power Hasi television room and i i ,. And roommates Are i nil of of she controls i in Iny thai Baing the i. . Ming Remoto co Lrol devices la a real sans of Power. ? no always looking for control r most of us feel very Iii id or. Robert a Gould a proles ii of psychiatry at now York medical co Herjo it s superficial. Bul if so Moon t got in another Way having control uni i Itie environment can go a Long in milking them Foci secure the , comes when More than one Munib f it Iho family needs Loire secure or a i it la new area for Tan by my Rolic w Kubey o psych Iii if ind assistant Pru lessor in the dip Imus fit communications repaid Iii nil Rii Gero University. As in i. To conflicts Ihorn Aro winners and la i. Of i i intros the Remote control Devn 1.1 Iii is Iho family said Brainy of Lel com Minn . And communications Al Ihn Umer Milit Michigan. Usually to is thru lather Nii 1 usually he will Lurn the con trots i. It to his son rather than his Dauphil a some see Possession of Iho controls As a Haro Noler of Power. The answer to the question of who controls fio device is a reasonable indic Aloi for Power in the marriage Kubey Sik. In Ihu parents absence children will Bailie Lor control. Fights among children for control of the device can even result in minor physical Volence Kube said although there has t been any physical violence in the household m Ridgefield conn., 25-year old Louis Jim Uzi is the Ding of the controls they Are automatically turned Over to him by his Mother and sister it s easier than fighting said his Molher Patricia Dimuzio an actress. Barm Tutor of Power whoe ver controls Remote control device controls tha family says a umber a by of Michigan protestor. 1 we go watch the Black and set. At least that Way we Don t have to Suiter through his constant Channel in fact Channel changing zapping As communications experts Call it is what Many of the lights Are about. The Jat so devices allow the viewer to flip quickly through channels. There is a Basic insecurity about am i really watching the Best thing that is available Greenberg said Tobert Noskie wac and Robert Sendewicz roommates in West Paterson n.j., look lightly on their squabbles. They have solved the Battle Lor Power by each having a device. Silting on separate couches controls in hand and television dead Center the friends enjoy the struggle More than watching television. It stars out san ply Noskiewicz said. One of us is watching something the other one does t like so tha Channel gels Tho Lun har jus begun. The Tempo picks up like a Good Noskiewicz said. First one person s Choice Hen ih9 other s. By the Lime the evening is Over it s evolved into an exercise routine arms and legs trying to interfere Wilh the signal from each other s control although people Are Given a new sense of Potency by holding the reins of the television the controls have a Power of their own Felt Mast acutely in the Waistline. You get much fatter fatter of mind and body Gould said. A 30-year-old new York Bank manager said he has gained 20 pounds since he got his Remote operated television live months ago. I never have to move from the chair he said ii has spilled Over into Olar things. I m thinking of gelling one of those Mega controls the kind Inere you can control All the appliances in your House from a Central according to Gould this kind of technology encourages total bul Emanuel Lieberman a new York entertainment consultant Sai Hij controls had enhanced his enjoyment of the inertness of watching the tube. I have increased my pleasure Shiro urfi he addition of he said. Jules Bergman science editor of Abc news said thai although he swims a mile a Day i would resent having to gel up to change the channels Erma Bombeck Well there s Good news and bad news on the moral front today. The bad news is that a walloping 41 percent of women single or married Are alter your husband the Good news is they Don t want to marry him or Wash his to rfcs. They just want a shot at Romance. We be come a Long Way since Hester wore the big a on her Chesl m the Scarlet letter. More people cheat on their spouses than on their income lax returns. It s a trend women take seriously. Awhile Back a women in Maryland put her husband up for Sale As a joke. The and read husband for Sale cheap. Comes Complete with Hunting and fishing equipment one pair jeans two shirts boots. Black Labrador retriever and 50 pounds of Venison. Pretty Good Guy but not Home much from october to december Page 16 the stars and stripes and april to october. Will consider within hours she got 60 phone Calls and was forced to print a retraction. There was a Lime when infidelity was a male trait. Since women have gotten out of the House and into tha office mainstream fooling around has become unisexual. So what Are women doing to hang on to their husbands a woman in Nashville tew., called police Headquarters Whan she knew her husband was spending the evening in an apartment with another woman. A police officer suggested she demonstrate just like Martin Luther King used to do. She went Home and made a sign that said "1 come for my husband. He is in g-16. A utile old girl left hers for mine. We love each other dearly. Honey i want she Lold neighbors she was wednesday december 0,1986 ready to picket for As Long As it look. I personally opt Lor the adult grown up woman of the 60s you wanta have an affair with someone s husband go on out to the House. Hester. The family that plays together. Stays together. You want a shot Al Romance catch him without his Gold chains wearing Only three kids and a 30-year-old mortgage around his neck. Cavort Wilh him in a bed that he has never made in his entire life and meet his Wile who could use a shot Al Romance herself. There is however another solution tried by a group of women in South America who formed a i squad of female karate experts. Whenever a Man cheated on his wife the squad dressed in ski masks attacked the Cheater made him undress id humiliate him and discouraged him from cheating again. It works for me. Cd Lai Ango Fli Tarwi synd Leith
