European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - March 19, 1987, Darmstadt, Hesse The stars and stripes thursday March 19,1987 columns today s crossword hb.ywo6d s changing lifestyle b Art Buchwald Hollywood it not the swinging place it was in Days of Yore. The fear or aids has made it the Antl bundling capital of the world the other mfg he .1 was at a dinner Able in Beverly Hills thai was graced by the most beautifully turned oui men and women in California i was therefore surprised when they immediately declared where they stood on the Mailer of seeking out a love mate. Idra bark eyes announced Hal she was not Only against having a Long term love affair but was fearful of in one night stands As Well. Clark Abl body said he could t care Lea about making it with women nor was he interested in How they Felt about not making it with him. The lady whose name was sue said she d rather be pushed Over a Malibu Cliff than bundle with a Man. Her Dale said he would t do it even i two uniformed policemen had him in a choke hold. Do they still do it Back East my Host asked me. No 1 said. We Haven t done it since James Watt destroyed the environment what do you do in the bail i n place of sex my hostess inquired. We study the Tower commission report. The feeling Back Home is that in j much better to read about White House erotic than create i Don t know anybody out Here who does it any More Clark said. But i protested if you people in California Are so determined not to do it Why does everyone always dress up As if they want toy sue said. You have to pretend or they will think you have lost your sex but you re provoking others with your just because you Don t do it does t mean thai you can t look like you the Host said people Don l need a sex drive to be attractive. You see these custom made jeans i m wearing Cost me $800. To look at me you would think 1m the son of Casanova. What no one knows is you d have to drag me along the freeway behind my Bow before i would fool does this mean you re abstaining from your wife i asked especially my wife. Who knows where the vegetables she buys were grown if you slay away from people like your wife you will live a lot longer. My Host s wife said i feel likewise toward him i said is the table unanimous on California Celi Bacy Idra said of course we arc. Women Are just not into sex anymore and men feel the same Way. The struggle at the door is Over. Now when you have a Date it s a race to see who can get Home first to watch David Clark said "1 met a girl the other night who said she would bundle if the circumstances were what did you do the hostess asked. I reported her to the surgeon general of the unit a the Host turned to me and said do you find us Peculiar no. 1 find you right on target. What i Admire about you is that for people who have no interest in making love you Wear a lot of perfume Ctol Many homeless there by Choice by Dick West Washington i dare say i feel More sympathy for not to say empathy with the homeless than do Hollywood types politicians or any of that crowd Bui that does not mean t favor giving everyone in America lodging and meal. The old saying that there s no such thing As a free lunch was never More applicable than during the sleep out staged by assorted actors and members of Congress to demonstrate support for the homeless. As a child of he depression i believe it is possible for people to be Down on their Luck and i have Noth ing but compassion for them. But Many of the Home less apparently Are people who for reasons of their own Are unable to find Good paying jobs. Admittedly 1 have made no study of he subject but judging from what i have seen at food lines on Capitol Hill some of the homeless Are Young and Strong. At least younger and stronger than i am. Sure. They might have to do work they consider beneath them but somebody has to do it. The one night sleep out was organized not Only to show How the homeless live but also to nudge con Gress toward passage of a $500 million Aid Bill Ven �0, a few of those who regularly sleep on sidewalk Gram obviously resented the fact that the demonstrators could Bave step in warm Beds i Bay there s no need for anyone to spend a night on the sidewalk. Not As Long As we have National Parks to sleep in. I have spent a few Winter nights in nearby National Parks and 1 can attest that the accommodations Aren t All that bad. Not All that Good either but not so bad if you Don t mind sleeping on the ground. I recall one night after hiking All Day in Snow. Sleep did t come easily so i had time to read a few news paper fillers by the Light of the campfire. It did Little Good to learn that nearly 90 percent of All the ice on Earth is in Antarctica. I fell there was enough fit near my Bedroll. Not was there any Comfort in finding out that ice produce beat while freezing. Thai s what i kept try ing to Tell them when 1 was turning the ice Cream Freezer As a child. About the Only pleasure i derived came from read ing that lightning heats the air to a temperature five limes hotter than the Sun. And it came after the fact. That $500 million ought to whip up a lot of thunderstorms. 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