European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - March 26, 1987, Darmstadt, Hesse To Lunnis and Here s the latest news from the states by John Windrow Magazine editor Well gentle readers i m Back after four weeks of business and pleasure in the land of the big pm. Part of the time i attended a journalism conference in the Washington , area. Then i headed South to rejuvenate my Tennessee roots. Before i do anything else i want to deeply apologize for unleashing Paul Bourgeois on our readers i understand thai the whale lovers Sill have their Wagon circled beating their War Drums. I got Back just in time. He d been planning a column on condoms. Speaking of condoms they re All the rage Back in the Stales what with the aids scare. Trie to commercials Are rather arresting speaking of the slates t look notes about what goes on behind round doorknobs. I was t Able to draw any firm conclusions about what s afoot in the . But i la share what i have with stripes readers. The following comments observations and snatches of conversations were recorded on i he spot and Are presented with no editorial comment at the journalism conference one thing we should always remember is that a hit of people involved in the newspaper business Ore. Well. Brain dead. What do you i Hank about ills dog photo on Page i Don t know is in a loft Riog look it this headline in the new Vori Post Oral misses first dead what did the president forget and when dirt he forget lit in Tennessee where do you work Usa today. Do you Guys Ever have investigative paragraphs do you think George Washington s Monument looks anything like Ceorge. She feels like a new Man tonight. Where do you work boy Germany. I went Over to Germany last year. They had this Cathedral in Cologne the guide said it took boo years to build i told pm we had a Carpenter Back Home who could have built it in 700. You know it s so much dryer than it used to be. Mien i is a boy we d dig Fence Post holes and the water would just come a shooting up out of the ground. That never happens anymore. You re the e reason our kids Are ugly. How s my old pal Clyde big Clyde Little Clyde or baby Clyde Little Clyde of he was in a terrible wreck. Tore his truck to Smithereens. You know when he hit the tree he was going so fast that his foot went plumb through the floorboard of the truck he had a Cowboy Boot on and his foot just slammed right through a floorboard. And it did t even Hurt his fool. That s amazing. Course it broke his leg ill to pieces. He s still carrying around pins in his leg. He collected a pile of insurance Money. Was the Iree insured 1 Don t blow but he got a pile. He spent it All on expensive Riding horses. Slyh Ediff yeah he lost his House last Uwi. Inn ii s still got those hones think he s St Ninx in the of nth or with pm. I told her not to Trust him. Hams a Little Imi Liim. I never Trust men with Little a Atiim. She s Gonna have a baby in . I did t know that. Yeah she s eating for two and he s drinking fur two. Bartender could i have a Jigger m Bourbon met some diet Coke the Bourbon s for me Fri the Lii l Coke is for my diet. I m not looking for miss right. I m hulking i Tir miss right now Why is that the women live forever Mil the men ire dropping dead left and right from heart Allm psf Well it s just cause our hearts a a so big inf in it Van i and Elul that they Wear out faster. He s not the brightest boy on the Batih l jowl it Lime i saw him he was betting somebody fill possums Breed through their noses. In the bar at the Atlanta Airport Lur i he High Back when you re in that room and they re Nikii n assignments. If they say who wants to to tit k town jump up. That s Good duty. There s americans there and three airbases try Kim How to party. What else do i need to know about Germany f Well you have to Wear a Bell All the tiny. And if you drink one of those German Beers Yter head s Gonna be right. Sit Goodbeer it s great. And they sell Beer in Tow m Ull you thai in is indeed j serious offence Lousi l Oplis Lumes in with your own Idin tit Lime Ilu y should be addressed for tiny reason me fueling l i i Tient y rather than As they themis Lvi Prift a la Rapti my
