European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - April 6, 1987, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 18 columns the stars and stripes monday april a 1987 truer words were never spa Cen Brand Rooney the following things arc True there arc Mare Beauty products than there arc Crulies. People Aren t called working class anymore unless they re unemployed the president White House Staffi always be Hind him on every Issue. The president would Proba Bly be better off if they were around in front of him where he could watch them. we other reason for doing in i docs Blue Jean Cost a lot less when they called them Dun Garcev. ,. A lot of people who Don t do much All Day Long like to get an Earty Start. When i m driving late Al night the Only thing that really wakes me up is starting to Mil asleep. The single most discounting thing about lift is yourgenes., you got them and you re fuck with them. It the organizations that people Arcto proud lobe pan of that they Wear to shirts proclaiming heir association wily them. Last weekend i saw a Man walking around a shopping mad with Eddie s garage on in Back. I Dart think h wat Eddie either. The Only thing about education that has t changed in blackboards. People in Florida Ulk More about the weather than people anywhere else in the world. It s because Walher ii what they re paying for so it s a topic of conversation when it j Good and when it s had. Or even when it s Good or bad somewhere else. I d like to be Able to play the piano but not enough to Lake the Lime to learn. I would t know where to put a piano in our Bouse anyway. Al though we could sure use some additional places tout pictures o the kids. You d think there would be College and professional basketball teams for people 5-foot-1d and less. A Middle class neighbourhood is one in which the residents Haven t finished making the payments on their second car or on the mortgage on their $150,000 House. I m always surprised when a tight bulb Burns out. There Are grown people too Young to remember thai Tennis balls used to be White. No one can write in a straight line for Long but Good stationery never has lines on it. Not Many people Wear rubbers when it Rains any More and no one at All wears galoshes when it snows. If stockbrokers could be sued for giving bad advice there d be a lot of broke stockbrokers. Pock your sentences with Core bar James 1olpatk1ck experienced trav Rien Are Malm of the try of. Packing a bag. They pack no More than they need Tor the trip they put socks he re and underwear there and Toile Nej somewhere else when they have finished the bag closes nicely everything it Neaily in its place and no lies Hose or Bra Corapi Are hanging out sen tence should be Ait by. Alas sentences often Are poorly packed. The our Cago Tribune reported not Long ago hat trader Den Nis Levin directly implicated investor Ivan of Boes Ity. To a retd in november to plead guilty to one criminal count and turned Over s100 million and five five other what the St. Charles la chronicle carried a Church notice Christ Community Church will address one of the most sensitive and personal issues of life sexuality including what god says about sex at the 10 30 . Worship service get an inter View Send a photographer in the Bremerton Wash Sun a startling Story b Rcd up about a pseudonymous Sally. She is one of the approximately 170 Kitsap county teen age Brlej under 18 who have become pregnant every year or the Post five secretain Bennett Why Are you in Washington when Kiaup county needs you the Portland oregonian had a Simitar problem with a time Angle Meridian Park Hospital will offer a class for women on How to maintain physical and emotional vitality As they grow older from 7 to 9 . 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