European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - April 17, 1987, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Pago the stars and stripes Friday april 17,1987 columns today s crossword  will certainly think highly of me for having brought my Femme to Paris for our anniversary. I want to be honest with Xou i does t seem like yesterday that we were married. It seems like a Long while and Many wart ago Only one of which was world War ii during which we were married. Prance is an interesting place to consider such philosophical questions As happiness. We Are Oil living for As much happiness and As Little unhappiness As possible audit would appear to an outsider that ii is possible the French live with somewhat More happiness than the people of Osl countries. They appear to have a kind of earthy appreciation of simple things that makes  More readily available to them than to those who demand More sophisticated pleasures. It s just a . If a person is going to be Happy he or she can Twan for most knife nothing wonderful happens. If you Don t enjoy Getling up Ana working and finishing in France your work and silting Down to a meat with family or friends and then relaxing before you enjoy going to bed dog tired then the chances arc you re not going to be very Happy f someone bases his happiness or unhappiness on major events like a great new Job huge amounts of Money a flawlessly Happy marriage or a trip to Paris to celebrate an anniversary that person in l going to be Happy much of the time. If on the other band happiness depends on enjoy ing a meal then we Are More Likely to live with quite a bit of happiness the French seem to have a Knack for taking we most pleasure from a Ceisl of bread. We went to the new French museum in Paris them see d Olsav. It s a Brand place and a Delight to Visil even for someone who has a Low tolerance for Muslin Tofany kind. What impressed me As much As the Art were the people who came to took to it they were not the Rich or the educationally elite. They were Ordinary French people who were Happy looking at some of the world s greatest Art c  let s see who has the lost Lough Byak Buchwald Gennady Gerasimov the soviet foreign ministry spokesman was described by the Reuters news Agency As finding the . Marine scandal atthe american embassy in Moscow very humorous. Well Gerasimov you May be laughing now but you re not going to be laughing for Long. The truth � the Marine incident was set up to snare russian nationals in an american plot that would make the soviets look foolish in the Enlil cloak and Dagger world. First of All Gerasimov you should learn a few things about our armed services. Yon cannot seduce an american Marine unless he wants to be seduced. When you sent your Kab agents doused1 in evening in Moscow perfume through the Halls of the . Embassy you made a mistake. Your female spooks were told to steal code books top secret cables and As Many blueprints As they could possibly stuff in their peasant blouses. As part of their assignment the Kab ladies we reordered to commit sexual transgressions with our marines in the name of Mother Russia. What you did t know Gerasimov and what you Are probably finding out for the first time As you read this is thai we had your game plan All the Lime. Our marines had instructions not to resist the overtures of your spook women. All the Tim your in Niks Iho Uehl they were compromising our Gyrene we were taking Polaroid shot of what was going on. What you did not realize Gen Rimov is each Marine was ordered that if things got Tough to lie Back close your eyes and think of Ameri  this is what really happened Gerasimov thai fateful night when All hell broke Loose at the embassy at Midnight three of your women came tothe Gate and said they were from the Bolshoi Ballet and wanted to defect. They asked if they could party Al the same Lime our marines knew it was a plot particularly when one of the women inquired if she could Bor Row a diplomatic Pouch to put her tutus in. Following instructions one Marine called his superiors and asked what he should do. An officer said give them your Sharpshooter medal. We must not lose their confidence.1 As distasteful As it sounds the marines Pani Edwith he women. After everyone had a bottle of wine and a dance one of the women said could we Sec the code room the Marine again called his Superior. Show itto her the Superior replied. Let the russians think the . Has nothing to  so Gerasimov the Marine corps Saga May be funny to you but the americans Are the ones who Are doing the chuckling. Your Kremlin party girls go very Little for their sexual favors code books some top secret cables and the . Order of Battle for world War Iii. There was t enough stuff to ill the ambassador s out Basket. What lulled you into a false sense of Security my russian Friend is that you thought our marines would rather make love than War. The big joke Gerasimov is a after All you dirty tricks we came out on top. You went to a lot of expense and time bugging every Inch of our new$200 million embassy never dreaming that after you wired it we were going to tear i t Down. A a a a. Eye got pc scheme to it of some Monk. Pm y see i shewed Khz m1weekeshbsof Corn off my vat Fern ass m set just us hotel theh Wber. 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