European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - May 29, 1987, Darmstadt, Hesse The stars and stripes Friday May is. 1937 column s today s crossword conversations of the mind. By Andy Rooney following Are dialogues heard in my head during several sleepless nights Man should t you comb Jour hair woman i Dan l know. Why do we keep trying to make our hair go in directions it does t grow in Man it looks better combed. Woman maybe you should adjust your idea of what looks Good to How my hair grows naturally. De wha do you think Reagan will do Jim Aboul what de you know. About Alt our problems. Jim hell do the same thing lie s always done. That s what All of us always do. First person do you like Daylight saving time second person sometimes but on evenings when i Don l want to save it i wish i could freeze it and keep it for later. Sam if you had to live the rest of your life where it was either 100 degrees All the time or Zero which would you choose Phil Zero. It s easier to be comfortably warm when it s cod than it is to be comfortably Cool when it s hot. Sam what about air conditioning Phil air conditioning in t As satisfactory for coot ing you As a Furnace is for warming you. She do you think people have Good qualities no one knows about he no although i suppose a lot of people might have been heroes except they never had anything to be heroic about. Jane would you prefer to live in the City or the country John Why Jane i m taking a Survey. John for publication Jane Why do you care John if it s for publication the country fit in tic City. Jane that s a dumb answer John not really. I prefer the City but people like people who like to live in the country. Rich we Don t have much in common. Poor i Don t know there Are More things we have in common than things we Don t have in common Rich i m married you re not. I be got a Good Job you Don t. I live in a House you live in an apartment. I have two cars you ride the bus. Poor yeah but we each have a head and two feel. We walk think worry Faugh cry. We Only have very Small thine not in common. George do you think you re smarter than 90 percent of in people in the world Ralph of course e do but 90 percent of the people in the world think they re smarter than 90 percent of the people in the world. She who would you most like to be if you could t be yourself he give me until tomorrow on that Wili you c Tribuna Modi service you try harder if you re no. 10 Byar Buchwald in the Iran con Ira congressional hearings it has been decided to refer to countries that were asked to make donations to the Freedom fighters by numbers. Thus to protect their identities we have country no. I coun try no 2, country no. 3 and so on. This is what is going to happen when they get to country no. 10 or menu gift is it True that you approached the King of country no. 10 and asked him for j 50 million i did approach him i got on my hands and Knees and licked his slippers. I know a Little something about what did you Tell him you wanted the Money for i said we wished to build an arabian film studio in or. A Nugget did you gel the impression that the King of country no. 10 was expecting did pro quo he never mentioned quid pro quo bul he did say something about wanting to own " he asked for Florida in Exchange for the $50 million As i understand it sir Ollie North suggested he ask for in. I Don t believe the King expected to gel it. I told him Florida was out of the question but i could see the White House letting him have one of the smaller or. A Nugget did you Promise inc Ting of coun try no. 10 two dozen Azacs in Exchange for the Contra donation yes sir. I Felt the King deserved something tangible for his donation. 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