European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - October 1, 1987, Darmstadt, Hesse Review the Chc re tight thing Chow essay contest a come and Jjones with the Speed of a Box o Olti Cracker rotating through Lumbo Perry s \4iatr, meaning 111 time in announce the Winner of the grand prize 4 Complete dinner for at least two which for those of you wondering where ill them quarters ire going will be Piid for in Lolo by the High priests up to the Sun and stripes new paper. The Winner i one or. Eric Cederstrom from Down Way whole pcs Prato Lypp ram Ling about getting lot Lor lunch Down in it orca a tit the judges thought the of the Hundred that showed up via the government Lubel died Nuit service i got to say right Here though that jumbo and Loteena and very Vern and Bressler and me had no easy Lime putting a Winner out of the t Tycki of Letteri that were Al one Point piling up in greater number than the word no you Don to appear in a Baltimore Catech fim. Byms8t. Ret Clement Lounder the fallowing lop Ellort Are run in order of finer i with ise Winner Over in the fancy Box. A choline describing the winning meal with or. Cider Itron ii Al to appear in the oct. 29 Lisue. A Marietta county if a girl in t married before 25, folks just figure something s wrong will her. If she decides she wants to gel Oul and git cultured first that s iwo strikes against her. Well Long ago my Besl Friend belly in Larking Riale and me solemnly resolved we d gel Oul litre to refine ourselves so we High tailed it off to Europe where we soon patted the last Chance bridal Boundary of 30 and slipped into what the movie and to m.ig.i2ini s Dri Calely refer Loas the prime time anyhow it was just the other Lay thai belly of and me wore sitting around discussing the overabundance of Young Handsy no Lype dates we kept getting and the Lack of mature sophisticated retired types we never seemed to find and it was then and there or. Clem that we lit on the idea of writing o f to your contest being thai you re one of those travelled knowledgeable gentleman types to offer you and your Good buddy Lumbo the unique Opportunity to escort two Well bred in the Primc of their lives Rype ladies to Sample Fine cuisine and alcoholic Type beverages. The Way we figure it not Only would you and jumbo be receiving the rare Fortune of dome dating Wilh Bettyn and myself cultured now As we Iru from experiencing Europe but you d also lie getting a if hot in Chow what would be a five pointy Finger evening. If you catch our Drill. Layne track Day Wiesbaden Germany one jumbo and me had you picked Oul is the inn. Unlit Lateen Gal i m of the Tenet. Csc it. Rid ing Boul ill them qua ill reminds to about the of Liny Back Home trying to Tell his Bird Dun. He had him a a ramp of people standing around on the sidewalk listening Louth Haw All powerful this Bird dog was. Just As in was cuing into How this dog could sniff out three counties in a single Wiff the dog up and Points Oul a Fitle Folk r coming a the sidewalk. The of boy grabs the Little Feller by the Scruff smiles and says you gut a Quail in your Potter Don t a the boy replies thai he Don t. Before he s turned Loose he also answers in the negative that no he did t have Quail for supper last night he and his a Ain t raised Quail in Itu seasons Ain t even seen a Quail in a month. The of boy is at a loss and Meitin warned what people Are thinking about this dog. The of boy scratching his head fires Olf one More question to the Feller limb Jingo Down the sidewalk son what s your name the Little Feller glad to by away. An was Bob now to a t Al new Uhul rlit1 is hot having a real sit Down dinner with someone hsi1 Irivin Thi. . Well. I d have to Bill that ivc poly Fin i a. Uhrt e. Turner hell Nikon a Greece the ballot of jumbo and c it is no without More modesty than jumbo Perry on Skinny dipping night in your Hal Lenand that me and my expectant missus More than Monita loan believe it s us upon Huni the pabulum should be bestowed. If you get my Drift. For about As Long As Ferda and it Lda Marcos have haunted Honolulu s hots pols me and More than Monica loan have fantasized about the rec fodder fretted by those renowned ruminants of Cho Lineal the expense of our battling bastions of the first Ammen dment up to the stars and stripes. At this Polyni what with More thin Monica Joan s penchant for pickles and Pampl mousse i could use a change to some less Cut Eek Lin ripening claw. Maybe a schnitzel or some potato dumplings. I am not sure which. Randy Brettn bad a Reinach Germany Cousin Clemi in Germany a Liuni. Last Lime i saw that pea picker me an him an Lumbo the liitle Perry boy was Hig Tailin Oula Uncle Jim s Melon Patch Wilh a july Juicy under one Arm and Given Olim Bob one pointy Finger Wilh the other. Lissen. If Cousin Clem s Loo Ltd n for eats Send him on Down to Val Ingon that s the one with the Headquarters not the one with All the lost americans Askin directions and i la help Hini find Mick s Kegl Keller. The noontime crowd wedges Onta those benches like Cummi bears and i a take getting used to. Bel hell Waddle away a Happy Man. Milord f. Lounder Jwj George Steed Vaihinger Germany using As How i have spent the belter part of two months Sto Nibling a found the local running track trying hard to mall off some of this artery blocking belgian Chow and making my heart beat faster than Joleen s at a Willie Nelson concert i Ca n t hardly resist a Chance at Une of them meals with All the pointy fingers. I Luv i it Jyi wanted to meet a Man with ,1 cult Ste Iol level that was triple his in. Heck i figure Between the t als and the company i d be As much at he Rah is lung by a try in .1 Sunn s Wuria Bath Ujj. Hansbrough shape Belgium i need t Tell you the Xci lament level i. Higher than .1 Lent revival in an electrical storm. The majority fell thai John Michelin Man Linson should go what with his tie being in the neighbourhood of he Louisiana Purchase surpassing even Lumbo Perry in both Girth and appetite. But Vince him being one of those Skinny types who eats and eats and always makes the height weight Standard and thus a very revered and admired individual and the Ferrari Sisters who each rate four pointy Finger themselves fell i should go being 3 natural kind of genetic connoisseur of Fine food and All what with a Mother from the deepest South of Kentucky and a father from los angles who knows every Busboy and waitress name on la Cienega blvd. By heart since the Ferrari Sillers threatened no food at the next Clem Lounder fan club fest the matter was quickly decided and me genes aching to share orc Chow with the master himself find myself the Soje contestant and representative of the Verona chapter of the Chow be fan club. Brian Boice Verona Italy a few in Flats ago while pondering which Well of Victual delights i should Park my horse at i got to thinking about his irl a Brj Ureil d checked out Over the last weekend. As my Mouth started Watern like a kid cutlin1 Teeth the ring thing sounded off with enough noise to Wake a general during a 400 o clock slide show. Sure Miff it was Flem flounder and to mama Lookin for a Good excuse to suck Down a few brews Over some solids. To mama tired of Road pizzas Highway hams and Bahn burgers was Allchin to go anywhere might have a Carpel. Bin How they allow four footed Flea bags in most places 1 figured me and hem May As Well give ii a whirl. Spin sociable types we titled up our friends Wanebo Perry and very u july. To come Akmand keep us company. Forty three minutes later we were rolling Down the Julo Bahn Jud below Light Speed on our Way to the hotel Otlo Beuren a Little Southeast of Jim on Highway a1, after a Quick peek inside the Church at the a id of the Block we rolled in on Trie Muerel. Seating ourselves in the sidewalk cafe portion we ordered a round of the Home brew to contemplate the menu Over. In the midst of ill this Cef Ebrat activity in walks Clem Lound r and . Being a fan i wanted to introduce Wiysel and make their acquaintance. A i stood up to catch the coming by my chair fell Over backwards. Fleton being of fairly fast to trip i a Jirine october i 1947
