European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - April 2, 1988, Darmstadt, Hesse Page b the stars and stripes saturday april 2, 1986 Light bulbs Light up april fools Day new animal the Bogart roams Britain London a it Iraq april fools1day again and by pure coincidence Bril ish newspapers and magazines As on Inch occasion when 1 111 Dale conies around were full of amazing stories some of which Are quite literally Incardi hic. For example the Independent pm Fri Day reported the discovery in the cum Brian Hills of Northwest England of a new .inim.ll. Half Fox. Half Badger. Called the a Cigar. The left Wing weekly Magazine new statesman meanwhile says the socialist opposition labor party has been advised to Call in an anthropologist to give key party members Assen Veness training. In Kent in Southeast England a wild life Park says it has launched a Campaign a keep fish from drowning the newspaper today reports that the rail Tunnel being constructed Between Britain and France under the English Channel will open next week a remarkable five years ahead of schedule. And win Al Borough Council in North West England according to a report in l he local newspaper the Wirra Globe is planning to make residents buy their own Tim bulbs for Street lamps part of it Cost cutting Campaign. This last one misfired badly. The spoof report in the Globe led to a flood of Chi to the Council from worried resident who had Lake it for real. In retaliation the Council has cancelled its advertising Wilh the weekly free Sheet which is delivered to 140,000 Home i the area. The Council s Secretary. John Good acre said the Council bad been inundated with Calls from worried people be cause of the phony report and thai i Kex of time was wasted Canning them Down. Gobe editor Martin Hovde Laid if we have upset anyone and caused div less obviously i apologize. But we bait find Al feast i equal number of ads from people saying Iney enjoyed in he said the paper had been running april fools Day gags for 10 Yean. The amount of lost Revenue a not disclosed. Other measures lord b the Globe s spoof report included a snatch squad to Force its Way inter Home to Recorr unreturned Book from us Counti tending Library and the closure of local schools on mondays and fridays the Nati Rotaj Turcu Lazion newspaper Independent normally serious minded reported an elusive creature which is new to British mammal records was photographed last week for the first time our Rural affairs correspondent writes the creature has been provisionally Nick named the Bogart by a Imell group of conservationists who have formed a society for its the paper printed a photograph of a Man with a Tang pie approaching a Crea Ture with a Badger head a Fon l Tail and a distinctly artificial look e party s real life Leader Neil Kinlock the spoof Trp Orl had Mandy own say ing labor should seek a More Abraska image and push ill Irac and Industry spake Han Brian Gould Oul of my pub Lic spotlight because be was seen Ai soft and cuddly Gould who Nastia minded labor s sophisticated Campaign strategy at bit wart general a Sojor is anything but soft. The spoof report added that labor should Call m a psychologist who previously advised soccer teams How 10 Brush up their image to improve the Pirty i performance and in anthropologist to give key put meant Era Assn ivaness training. The labor party would be fools not to try k conduct i Manila Sun in a real life comment dismissed the it a i Fol hearted fit1. Or and amusing if a Little Loo Clever Alan of Catt. Loralou of the Brambles wind he Park in Kent meanwhile. In ii sied his Rescue Campaign to Slop fish from or wooing in an Kitely Perroth Ciki Urva Tion Nora Are to boost the Kun Cipu Bioti. Lie said Breeding ii ads will try Lornt a with Almo i anything and will often Ding to Ilic backs of expensive ton like pm ported pm Carp from Japan in ornamental pods. He i id Lane fish who up to sit Load clinging on were known lot remt Fahji led. Spiik to the Bollom of the Pond and he did t explain How fish can drawn in Aler Bai he said the cure was u me a leather to tickle the Becki of Ibe clip it toads which Are an endangered a paries in some pans of the country. 10 Mac them release their Amonn Gnu. Bave said he was Difili Cully getting pc pfc to take the campy ii in Nuur. The Nat was air Culik tabloid1 today Public tied a four Page Polo bearing the headline Chun and a them 5 Yean Early exd Nive leak an Britain s Dlo tuned vacation traffic a Youmg Attr hires id to jitters from an Nve piss n Germany on the first Day of the German easier if Callon. Long lines of can and traffic jams were common on High tit headed Wulah As Here on the Fum cd Siler Surg Lulo Tiahna. Subway train crashes on test run in Brussels Brussels a a Brussels subway car crushed Nio a Wall thursday night during a test drive Al a Oon to be opened underground Sialios. The Driver was seriously injured a spokesman for of subway Tyr Tom said. He wid the Supnuy car was 11 to pc to Cotts 45 Frlj nuts to right Duvet who Mulroney shifts Cabinet officials to other posts Toronto w prime Mininew Brian Mulroney announced major Cabinet so Nylk bunday. Bringing in an of school Friend and changing the Kry Trade and portfolio this puts us in fighting him a m a Kitin. When it Comox. Hie prime Bikini ser said. Mulroney is expected to can an election this All or Early in 1989. Well before the August i9s9 end of Bis progressive conservative party s five year Tarn. Ca Nadian traditionally Call carry Fec Toni when their popularity ratings be Gigli. The most important change was the Post of minister for International tirade. The incumbent pal Carney was transferred to presidency of the Treasury Board which had been held by Deputy prime minister Don . Transport Minuter John Crosbie an affable new found Lander noted for his witty riposte in the Howe of commons look Over the Trade Post m lean iwo of Canada s 10 pro Riceci. Inc turning powerful Ontario oppose lit treaty which would Dis Mantle tariffs and loom Otter barriers in Ibe world i largest trading partnership. The bight Surprise b he reshaping of the is Mem Btl Cabinet was Mulroney s decision to bring in an old Friend from his san Dent Days at Laval University Locien Bouchard. Bouchard the Canadian ambassador to France since i9s5, waa named Secretary of stale and a Mem Ber of the inner Cabinet As Mulroney attempted to Shore up support in Quebec province following b series of scandals involving provincial ministers Bouchard is a former supporter of the separatist parti m a Crois und voted in favor of Umo Nomy for the province dominated by French speakers in a 1980 referendum. The referendum was welled and Hou Chard eventually joined the conservative and Liming lion minister debit Bou Chard Anu his do poly. Gerry Weint. Were both shifted from a department Ibal Bas been Tri Lkins by the of pc Sitiar Tor the Inglai of i Legaj aliens into Canada is minuted at 2.000 per month. Bouchard Kuci Era As transport minister while Weiner becomes Inister of slate for . Tuc two Bauckus if c no Reutel the new Junr Gralian Minuter is Barbara cd Ouaas formerly in Chane of privatization. Her Deputy is Mon ique Yetzina who moves front Supply and services. Foreign minister Joe Clark and finance minister Michae Witson kept their jobs. World today Carlucci begins tour of North Africa Asia Rabat. Moskco Upu uj5. Do nurse cur Frank Carlucci arrived in Morocco Friday on Lac Lirkle Teg of a nine Day Uku drug red to strengthen Tiris with am incan Flics in Nuich Africa and Asia. Aft trials Saiu. Corluccio s special aircraft touched dwt u us Rit Cash Airport Al 1 amid cilia tight so curly. He was scheduled to hold. Taou with King Lalisan Over the Cclif and and to give a news Eon Fanucc sunday. Mexico s Panda patriarch found to have 2 tutors Mexico City api pc pc. By Fowler of Mexico s beloved Panda Fri Mil has been put Aiu a medical own action Lacr it a Tunus a Csc found inc director of the Chapultepec zoo said. Or iia matter of two inf limed tutors but we have just about discounted the idea that it coulis be cancer Maria Jena Loyo said. China gave be pts wrd1 his a pfc. Ying ving of Sci Leo in september 1 975. They have four surviving offspring by natural Conception inc larg est such Panda family outside of China. A cry said a a Nicart examination is planned april ii or 1z to determine fruit caused la turn pm she said inc in car old Panda weighs 249 minds Down from Jib usual 273 to 2s5pouni. Pandas have a life expectancy of about m years. Plane crash in Tanzania kills Pilot 4 passengers Jar is Salaam. Tanzania up a Light aircraft crashed Over Lake Victoria in Tan Rani. Killing in five on Boon two brr Tom. Two West germans and one Lulian a jokes woman for Chr Cnancy comr boy i Aru san said the radar. The spoke snowman said the crashed wednesday morning tit a Toff from Itaf it and of Bubo do Al the Southern end of take Victo Ria the world s second Ling St Inland he. She said the did not know the reason of the crush and said the weather Over the Nike Noto rious for a Oualls is dear. The aircraft belonged o Tanzania game trackers an air charter company
