European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - October 27, 1988, Darmstadt, Hesse A found .1 Cylc Lilli number id Wear Hon she Lens Over to Cut the Ike. It won t just he l bulbs popping it s of Call her d if. . O Brien West Germany this contest is Clem s id a. I surf k Selling uppity can remember l ick to the Lime when me Mil my Olidy ill the Fin Quick Slop count h a and live diner in ii p. Upper pvn Lintula n Mulligan fur All i u Isle from South of the Mackinaw Bridge. You Kwi Type converted Gas station turned Well Gas Sutman serving .1 different Type Law. The Walls were still rated with Early to Aco Imil Tir Oil ids which if you i ered Fried sub. Made you kind u Pim det m he Pership had really Kinji d . I Ilion l know in Back then Lull me him Oral .1 Vulva so Igen pliable the some one. Tep Ihei Ewas nothing Heller we liked lining Cepl ing those Cocos to go the Mimi id scr idled on the Wall explained. I i selection was Jally slim Tike a or leave it me Limber it Best is hut Tine Hui. Steamy , the 4 Clio was bail Clem look m. I my it. To now nl1 Clem is mining with the hoi Pullol. 11 sure uld be fun in up with him again and i with the i snoids., l you knt what i mean Billy a Vii rim West Germany or. Billy As ant nil " w Clow Tui Ali knows i Lavener Tebei a Imp Lunf to. Louii. Clem. Man old hand Al this Chow essay stuff having entered a lost the first annual contest. However the Odds Inis in should be much belief. I Al gym my Odds As slightly s than those offered by the North Sci German class Ihfe. If you get my Drift. A for my Offida Lvpl reasons a. To Why i should gel Toic with Clem first and Foremost i am a Loyal olm s from Southern Italy a neglect of segment of your in Don Bob his a few and takes on the Hirte. I end in. Clement. I like my Pils cold my food Nice Anil hot and the service Swift and pol Ildy. Gary Al pc Ler Vior Nchim Wisl Germany nicknames Are funny things. They siem to appear put he Blue Ihen they Slick Wilh you for years. Maybe or whole life. Take my Driver Limmy can l Stop Hanson or the army s new High mobility Multi use heeled vehicle which some silk lie Sis digit Pentagon nil Pusher decided to Call the now inc nickname Hummer Jbv Iausly refers to the nod its tires make when the vehicle is tunning which is out As Likely As finding a Bowling Shin in your own size the cafes sports Slofco. You gotta remember these Are it like tires in the regular sense of the word but More l swimming Hole Type inner lubes Wilh a magnesium i like affair inside so you can run them even when of re Flat. Kind of like you did Wilh your first Schwinn i Wheeler. Hummer tires make the vehicle shake. 1 Don t mean Lur Normal pitch and Roll like i gel when i Lake the in is of my 62 Chevy. I m talking serious eight on vibrations Here and Mure shimmy i in the Don tto Hula revue. And try Lalong in a Ummer. It la have you babbling Wilh All the coherence of i cafes reply to a Kller in the surs Anil so rides. I m ire the inventor of the Hummer was i real Glutton fur meat punishment to create a bugs with so much Unce for the Buck. All these thoughts came to mind the other Day when u and can t Stop were taking our Hummer Dringm a below eco Karlsruhe and Bamberg. Ii had been a i articular by Check ii Shoening ride it you get my Drill and to Clem where you git offt this Here contest you col it All wrong. It s you whom should be glad Hal you get to chomp some Chow Wilh me and the Resl of the terrible see me Chrome Dom malyugin and the round eyed wimp arc experts. Being army reservists we get together to Dally in the edible delights in Munich. Sort of like Munchin in Minchen. Now a Luuga is the Bee Roe expert. The mighty m has soaked up More suits than the love canal and East River prior to the spa and malyugin swears a Munchen mass _ full of Paulaner Beer Al our favorite Beer Garden a did t thin i d give the until you pay inc Bill did a is closet to heaven than a Pickem up truck full of Playboy Centrefolds. Since i m the criterion of crunch i go for the gulled , this place Sells pm bigger than malyugin s Beer cooler which was designed for Andre he giant. These hot ins Haxe is crispy Raunchy Chow of Cash counters. How come we tile the round eyed wimp along gotta have somebody logo buy the Bee toes. Resides he likes to be seen Wilh the Sultan of suds and the King of Brunch. May As Well throw out inc other entries Clem. Me malyugin and , have chewed up the Competition. If you gel my Drill. Chrome dome Kaif Reslau turn. West Germany Dearest Clem i could t believe my ears when a dog laced Friend Low me Clem Lounder had in contest going to win a dinner Wilh him. He said All you had to do was convince Clem Why to should Spring for the Check. No problem. You have in pick me because you owe me some heavy truly Chow from 25 years ago. Yes this is the Samp tiny you pledged undying love for Back in Beau Mil county i m willing to forego some return Villa Organ stomping in you live up to your Promise. I la be in deutschland next Spring on business. 1 he world wrestling federation is sponsoring mixed tag team exhibition in Frankfurt or Hamburg or one of those towns named after native american Clow. You can redeem. Your Honor Ihen or run for your life. It s your Choice. Is i still think you re cute but Al 42 7 pounds food s lint More important Lomp than love. I .1 .-., Taimie f Vurlyn Luopa tiny the Mas Hulalor professional name voting .,., see willing really rounds .1 go lust. An pow if i go Llo Knaw you Ruve been me to put your collection of it rerun pants to Home goof use. Since f Rio nol belie pc in Iell Ting pm Orff business in 3 Public Type forum i la take my dunces in the lower. The Cheek tighter to Ettas Bialystok i took the Liberty of patting your letter name address anal Home phone included Over to the paper s penal Section. I figure by this time next year you won f have Tyrnn to be bothering inc. If you gel my Drift. Chem dear person managing inc Dine with Clem contest. Please Send me a few Back issues of Clem s elegant prose. I had a bodacious collection of same but somebody wrapped the garbage in pm and now i have no examples to Mem Gilligan teacher of the gifted Yefune Hoy at Mobil a shut they Ain t running to Charity service up Here. The High priests tuft Geil you try really hard to hang Oil to a few copies and enter next year. / Irussi you will Personalty lie Laking care of the gifted person who wrapped the in Tab in Chow links. Choline contest nol being one to Wasle words on paper unless i stand to gain some Green i m still suing to take a Stab Al in Tisl on the off Chancy that i might meet that culinary character elfin Lounder. Chat of else the Man rates right up there with inc legendary Lerry Clower. He spins a Good Yam but i can l help wondering is Clem Liim self a tall tale i mean Mil counting a few Creek places where the ouzo Mig have got the Besl of me i be never Laid eyes to him and i m a Chow Chaser from Way Back. So i figure if you Suys Are willing to Lay a free Cheek lightening feed on me Anil quench Mcclem curiosity it the same Lime you got yourselves a write. As for Clem even if he is the figment of a frustrated food editor on your staff i give him five pointy lingers Sandi Pellicio Darmstadt Weil Germany 0ves, Ziereis item Yusuf i Elweis Terri Fenev a Craib Cha Iowne Jurj it James Beard though As i get to thinking about if Bearry maj be is Liea and Craig has t been doing much writing lately. 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