European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - April 27, 1989, Darmstadt, Hesse Columns angry blame the editor not the columnist by Dave Barry Nathanr but the Hryc pct win it fur i vice Dool Niin. Of now we be cd tired up Lut s proceed to Ludiry i stud tiled co Turnn .1 incl Relura i Lii Sion in a Sipic Htit i i ii or is on he mince of anyone who k tonic int d Riboul Curry no world affairs knit to Hidder Yim re not going Obi lir if this but from Lime to Linh i am accused of Belli Tasley , for i Virtine i received .1 Large quivering mourn i of violent. Ivok is front readers who were upset about a mine in which hit in turds pairs enl Bush appeared i be tonne cled via .1 Dietl Grami Guilka Wilh the word of Fenrle mistakes. Sometimes even a Imam Al Tift Sif nil newspaper columnist like myself in a Effort to be humorous May go a Little too far and sometimes a Man has to be Man enough in Imp on his own two Nemly legs will ii is like i on million Prividi steel and he. Has to admit thai an in sulk e has been done 14iiti such a Man and this is so i ,1 Lime which is Why t to say1 to Yuu i file n iders out i Here by Way of .1 Ynter and humble1 apology. whatever i Niay have said til offend you i . Not my . All of the tasteless in Nis in it in in this cd urn Are Ini erred without my knowledge by the editors of a Siut Lic in newspaper. It s time the truth out week Ali a Vii t a i tend out thoughtful Well ,.thoroughly.researched column a oui , Chi Reg issuer such As the Trade Ikhi it. Only to have local Edl lors change Chi i Mirr Chrusl of my Ness Iii by i a Fri Shii is Sut Lias i i ill sick ,10 1 lived of . I am i record Lyrl now is i h.ivi1 Airt Gular Rentiers Are , in to cent month this column in d it Pouli lucked up Vidi Wiite from Fly a Lud sup Priti irks tech Jocko la concerning the . Worldwide Epi Dolc of Nib curious explosions involve Lufi ,1 sri in Tiv ind in Undt actin in a number of san Rah jigs thind1 Gutlen 50 suns but pc pow Tirc i Fushir in to any where or Protection. You Canh l he Loo . And yet the Jaq Vernoni no con Inuos to Dri nothing. The Verni Tienlu prefers to Frider inlay time work Yoni about Riipi a. Really a we i rape score wit i shoppers trim Ping each other As Thuy fled 1 in produce. screen mind rim for your lives Wliam Hewuse some Stirly found two Lousy that Evcei to to the Recor Mendi d flip Ray i Dull Nuri Lionel . Disc Leal. You re not supposed to mus .irsyw.iy, grips Aren t foot. Grap ire rail .1 , can find Ris a food like i and Llyl hotel. put on your plate so i tiny Yuu i 1 0.95 for a . Ollit s Jet Pim Ipek slices and a Irila Lii Ali n a Small too from enrol cite by till1 lion l Cir .kjr.ttiiih. So when Vic fully Wiiri Witk Roll of in Iris , i it i tired Lovisk Uii selves if Folu Iovini Fuji lion lop ii .iji.iinvv.iit, i Imu Illier ii Toboul slain Julih. I w is of this nov of the Milf Loui explosion epidemic by in Alert Reader named it a Vujih Myers who a very Strong science credential in he form of a def rec in Opl Melry Vrtol i would Lei him within 600 Yard of my own eyeballs. Or. Myers a me an article the Al. I am nol milking up from the British medial mini it the article is entitled gastric explosion a c, ," i incl a is Ivr Ilten by tort British doctors who state under certain circus lances gases in the stomach May be explosive. They pc ice while perform log an extremely disgusting operation on an elderly Man. Here is the crucial sentence As the was opened the gases within it ignited momentarily an explosion was heard and in scrub nurse and the if Wilfe Mikil i How the British swell Ihei Iler Light were sprayed with Gas Eric tiie doctors Well with the Opi ration and he patient made an uneventful recovery they no Chinu however about what Happe nerl to in scrub nurse. Wir can Only Hope she did not go insane or even worse have to a Deistl a formal dinner engagement immediately after the operation Mildred what s thai in your Livirt but that is run the Issue. The Sinjur Issue is that if you like so Many people Are a human Beilis i Here is sir Ujj medical proof Hal at any moment your stomach like a itt ii till Vilh tiivilx1i , which Sel National is Ini Irdi while Normal Tus san i to the of Nind in xxx Hitoji in Nile thinner. United feature Syndicate dear miss manners several prominent women in this City Are suffering rum anorexia line to severely that she looks like a Skeleton. As is so Oflyn he Case with this illness icy refuse to Joel treatment in Spile of the urging 6 family and friends. They continue to appear it Charity balls and of her social unctions in fact As it also common they seem even More Active than Ever. Friends who ice Hern at these events Don t know How to he situation do they smile and kiss is though everything were Normal do icy murmur a few words of concern or i they Lake More drastic Clion such As calling an ambulance nobody Wanti in he rude but letting somebody die is bad manners Loo and Andreula kills cantle Reader Ai you Klee been a Joule to joint Oul to Marti manners Llie urging of these ladies own families and friends e not in to suites soul. Div you so piously be Levi kit Riidu no infirm i Ai Scolli i a i runs ill be Morel Leckwe if Tiu ire truly Cunt eating disorders la it Nikin ,issun1plinn Ibi i him people who might be Sli Flenno from other they Chin Kun not la mention la us. Or niikh.1 perfectly to Aily into thin you c Ouri in att do a car j a to. Vou Souid Rel e nol Iti 1 Ike Sut h an obvious i fowl in other Udo ill s Weiglin and App Mirante. The dear miss manners Elul is the proper Way for a sibling to ask other sibling in contribute to a join gift for a Parent should one Call Anol Librand ask if hey would like to participate stating the Cost of Duit Arvut or should they All decide if they Waul to buy a joint gift with each person cont tit my what he or she can afford and feels is appropriate and Hen All make Llie decision of Vhal to buy gentle Reader the worst Phi Keiit Lii in n hive their parents is a sibling i his is the inevitable result when Thorn Lier ibid Silys to the poorer Tuff Lei s Gul Mummy and of atty a car Anil Pat h i in i Milf of the slur Risti one says to the one who has arrived i think we should Send ilium on a t ruse you an afford to pay Lor the i it Antt i la pay the lips and the proper procedure n for the air tin i r to poll the others a to whether they would Lite loj i in log Edier on n present and if the answer is i Vhal Limey think is both reasonable ind appropriate. Ali ii h in is generous for some Thi Idren to give More because Alliey can afford to in is prudent even in the boil behaved families to select Somel hink not obviously but Nolc anyone s a Fitje so that i has the genuine Pippa Sartre of a join present even if Ionn sibling contributed More Ihan others. Dear miss manners i ally nod a wedding where the photographer roamed All Over he taking Holos during the entire service including vows and the prayers in addition at least eight members of tic congregation were taking photos or videotaping the service. I was quite disturbed. It detracted from the Sanctity of the service and was distracting As we tried to listen. Ami right in thinking that cameras have no place in a wedding service i understand the Bride had in sign a contract saving there would be no videotaping in inc Church. How could this be politely communicated to the congregation 1 would in be appropriate 16 put a note in he in Villion or in cacti Pew cent1e Reader miss manners Hopes the bridal couple will enjoy to eventual. Film Weslh Al resulting from staging this event so i hat Fiey will consider in worthwhile to have sacrificed Llie dignity of their sedding in order to produce 11 it is a to fact Joe of Ood Manzeri notto assume Llie worst of one s guests and therefore one Canna Al put restrictions no no Cal Cash on inc invitation. When offensive behaviour does occur he Ushers should very quietly and discreetly step Forward my the offender s Elbow and whisper i m sorry that is nol allowed ii is a shame to have to employ Ushers of an honorary nature As if they Here Niovi a healer Ushers Tai it Midi the of Nhung a Syfie but it seem to be nec.rt5.irv in i his Caw miss mariners Wourl like to hear from clergy who a Jef my Tine i in the Oflia rating minister Jere seems to have done and who ban nol Only videotaping but All photography of religious services. One can have ,1 in Eddme album showing Llie bridal procession in the Vestibule entering the Church and Llie newly married couple As they emerge thai sufficiently captures thu dear miss manners Vhal is the appropriate color and style to Wear to a Parent s funeral f gentle Reader Lack remains our color of mourning families should Black i lollies of a subdued style to a funeral. April 2?, 1989 strip
