European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - September 01, 1989, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Friday. September 1,1989 the stars and stripes Page 25 commentary guard your body with these Guys Bucky Fox How would you like to he a bodyguard you know one of those dudes who reworks faces with a fist. A Tough Guy. A psycho who makes a mean living protect the Man who pays you. Goldfin Gerhad a bodyguard named Odd Job. His Job was Odd All right. He simply killed anyone who an noyed Goldfingor. That is until he messed with James Bond who finished Odd Job in electrifying fashion. Still intrigued by the bodyguard business if so. You will enjoy an and in the latest overseas Magazine that states Busy finance entrepreneur is looking for a  that businessman might want you. Arc you be tween 25 and 35 years old at least 6-foot-3? staying in Europe awhile Sharp in dress and Demeanour then according to that and you might be the perfect bodyguard. Or Bull guard depending on How  s say you re a businessman named or. Big Bucks. You re seeking a bodyguard. Whom do you pick since your candidate better be athletic consider these sports types 1. Basketball player. Nah. Too Tail. A 6-8 fellow Sticks out like a Well basketball player. You wan your bodyguard to fit in with the crowd. You also want to avoid head dunks in public.2. Hockey player. No. You want your bodyguard to sink his Teeth into this Job. Hockey players Don thave Teeth. 3. Boxer. You re after a bodyguard with a nose forthe Job not a Guy who needs a nose Job. Knock out boxers.4. Baseball player. The and asks for Well groomed  Ever Sec a ballplayer dribble Chewin Tabacco Down his Jersey strike three you re Gross. 5. Tennis player. The and mentions  erase Tennis players. 6. Skier. Too pretty.7. Auto racer. Who knows if hell be alive Tomor Row?8. Marathon runner. You want a Man with sense not someone who runs around for hours. Safe s football five from left Willie Mccray Grer Smith. Scan Jackson Mcluca Thurmond disco Coburn. 9. Bicyclist. Think of hauling around pc gels wherever you go. Forget it. 10. Soccer player. This dude has t used his hands in years. You need your bodyguard to shake hands not feet. Where docs that leave you with a football player. Yes a Strong Quick hard hitting hard headed football player. A Guy who takes signals from his quarterback you. Or. Big Bucks and either runs blocks defends or goes on scarch and destroy missions. Now All you have to do is find the right football player. Or since the Best Protection is a team of bodyguards you want a football team. A Semi team say five players. Introducing the football five recruited from Safe teams Willie Mccray. Kam slain. Alias tank. Weighs240 pounds and Bench presses probably five times that. Called tank because he resembles one. Or be certainly that. He rolled onto the Continental sport conference scene in 1985 As a tailback. He was All Csc plus rushed for 200 Yards in the Csc championship game and helped Ramstein win a third straight Safe title. By 1988. His increasing bulk had shifted to defensive end where he was All Csc. He moved again this season to offensive  blocking has helped forge a grinding ground game for the 2-1 rams. A definite plus in leading you through cocktail parties. Greg Smith Sembach. You la need a spokes Man a Guy who gets you into discos that pretend they re off limits to no club members. Smith s your Man. He s the Public affairs officer for i7lh air Puree which houses about As Many planes As your Licet of Lears. He s a major which outranks every other player in Safe. He s also no Pushover a 220-Poundcr who delivers and takes a pounding Ascender for the 3-0 tigers. Scan Jackson upper Scyford. A Good team of bodyguards needs a Chameleon who can pose As some body famous. Scan Jackson is a dead ringer for to Jack son. Excuse me to Jackson coming  steal terrorist attention from you or. Big Bucks. Scan Jack son might not be Able to double As a baseball player Buthis role As a safety for the Scyford football team makes him fit on your bodyguard team. Mcluca Thurmond Spang Dahlum. This Delucis no Paloska. He has the oily moves of a Snake which makes for smooth going through airports. Absolutely critical. Thurmond played like a Snake in his debut As the sabers Starling quarterback last sunday. He slithered through the entire Rhein main defense not to mention the cheerleaders and water boys in his 75-Yard touchdown run. That s All his sabers needed As they upped their record to 3-0. Disco Colum. Rhein main. You want a Tough team of bodyguards but also a Loose one. Nothing relaxes a group better than bad tunes. Enter disco churn. Lie s so imbedded into disco music Only his Mother knows his real name. Only a team with disc playing for it would blare Kool Moc Dee s How you like me now after touchdowns. The rockets them song puts other teams anthems to shame especially Sembach s slow to Waltz. Just in Case. Churn Alsop lavs a rugged fullback. There you Are or. Big Bucks. The football five is ready to protect you. I expect a consulting fee. Tit Start  Mannheim is. Frankfurt is Helmig s family feud  writer Claus Helmig is eyeing this year s Tele 5 German american baseball league championships a lot differently than ones in past when he coached the Mann Heim Klee Amigos to seven titles including the last two years. When Mannheim takes the Field sat urday at i . At the Edwards sports Platz in Frankfurt Helmig will be hoping holes appear in the defense and that the mighty offence  year he s on the other Side of the so rebook he s the underdog. He coaching the Frankfurt american air lines giants against Mannheim in thebest-of-3 series which will go to Mann Heim s Benjamin Franklin Village sport memorial Field sunday for game two at 2 . If needed game three will , it feels different said Helmig who helped Start the 11-year-old  son is manager of the Amigos and 1 i a baseball finals know All the Guys and we Are All  enough friends that Helmig can run Down the Mannheim roster As Quicias he can his Frankfurt squad s. His knowledge of the Mannheim team an previous coaching experience gives him an upper hand in the strategy depart ment Over his son Martin who is player coach for  have a Good Chance said the elder Helmig of his title shot. We had several close game with them in the regu Lar season and beat them  once was in the last weekend of regular season when the two Northern division teams met. The loss ruined Mannheim s bid for a perfect season but Martin Helmig took it Calmy. That s just the Way it goes he  brought us Back Down to  Mannheim finished the season 20-1, then swept Heilbronn in the Best-of-3playoffs. Frankfurt had a 15-6 regular season record in its first season an stopped Southern division Champion Nurnberg in two games in their playoff to Advance to the championship. According to Claus Helmig Frankfurt will be Pilling a balanced defense against a powerful Mannheim offence. Frankfurt plans to put Ace David Jones on the Mound to face Mannheim hurler Ron Smalley both right handers. Said Claus of his Pitcher he has a goo moving fastball and a Good curve Cal. Said Martin of his chucker he has a Good fast Ball and can change Speed. He also has a Good  will be looking for  or Chuck Dorsey to get the offensive wheel rolling from the Lead off spot. He gets on base a lot and is Good for a stolen base. He can score on a single Sai Claus. Catcher Michael Rauscher a Ger Man should add Power to the  can Point a Finger in any direction and come up with  Victor Dunn has Power and Speed. Center fielder Harvey Willis  baseman Peter Jackson and first baseman Richard Jackson second base Man Bill Dickmann and Utility player Mike Arthur can All Start  go  Bull Drew Praise from Claus who said he s probably the Best Catcher in the league is Strong and has hit several Home runs  his baiting average is .460 to Boot. If either the father or the son sees weakness on the other s Side of the Field he s not giving anything away. When asked if he saw a Sou spot Claus Rispon de no. They re Strong All  said they re pretty solid All away  like father like son. Buncome saturday it s Lime to play Ball. Carson hosts National military cycling championships compiled b Klint Johnson. Assistant sports editor cycling the first annual National military cycling championships will be held at fort Carson colo., sept. 9-10. The Competition will include a 40-mile Road race on sept. 9 and a 17.5-mile circuit race sept. 10. Competition will be divided into men s and women s divisions and three age groups 18-24, 25-34 and 35 and Over in separate categories for Active duty personnel and reserves National guard. There will also be a military retirees category for 35 years and local Roundup Over  $10 entry fee covers participation in either or both events a reception and commemorative  is offering a discounted air fare within the United slates. For More information and an entry form write to he fort Carson. Outdoor recreation Branch fort Carson colo., 809-5019, or Call Auto von 691 -2083 commercial number 719-579-2083. The cism championships Are set for sept. 18-26 at Diks Muic. Belgium. A training Camp and trials forthe . Team is at Sembach a starting next wednes Day softball sch Atzingen s invitational slow pitch tournament is sept. 23-24 at Tompkins Barracks. It s open to he first 16 army air Force and civilian teams that apply by sept. 18. Entry fee is $125, plus three re sliced flight balls. Call Dave Courtney at 370-6228 or 06221 -762640. Checks made payable to Percy Morgan should be sent to Morgan at . Box 749,a to 09063-5000