European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - July 28, 1990, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 12 a the stars and stripes saturday july 28,1990 faces a no place bag of Ham sandwiches was Worth big Bucks from wire reports Henry Holcomb had a hankering for a Ham Sandwich but his take Home meal turned out to be a bag of Cash. Holcomb 62, went to a port Arthur Teivas Delicatessen wednesday night to pick up some Ham sandwiches for himself and Mary Ann de Marco a Friend who had helped him move. A we sat Down to eat and it Wasny to sandwiches at All a a it was full of Money a she said. The clerk had inadvertently handed him a plastic bag with More than $200 in Bills. A right away i called k Mart. It was closing time. They had notified police the Money was stolen a she said. The pair was greeted by police and the distressed clerk. Holcomb received a $ 10 gift certificate for his honesty de Marco said a a and the Ham sandwiches they had sought to begin  $ 169,000 title an american paid $169,000 on thursday for the ancient manorial title to a town in the heart of shakespearean England the manorial auctioneers in London said. He gets the title a bit of pomp and ceremony and that a it. Joseph Hardy of Pittsburgh receives no land or property with his lordship of the Manor of Henley in Arden and he is not granted a Seal in the House of lords. But he is entitled to preside Over the annual ceremonial Parade held each year on the second tuesday in november in the town 80 Miles Northwest of London. T the quaint Village is nestled in the Forest of Arden seven Miles Northwest of Stratford upon Avon the Birthplace of William Shakespeare. Hardy accompanied at the London auction by his wife and three daughters is expected to take an Active interest in preserving the traditions attached to his acquisition said Robert Smith chairman of the manorial society of great Britain which helped arrange the auction Rabbit Dies in Pool controversial edition a parisian eyes a Kilt dressed Prince Charles in the controversial Issue of Paris match Magazine in which the private lives of the British Royal family Are discussed in excerpts from the Book a courting disaster Quot by Malcolm Barker the Queen s Chamberlain from 1980 to 1985. Buckingham Palace has obtained an order removing the eight Page feature from the 10,000 copies of the Magazine distributed in Britain. Action of calamities an inflated liquor Bill As bored guests took to drink vicious gossip that the marriage might be off for the Bride a Long wait in a Sli. Fling room and for the Groom the reemergence of an old Back injury. In May the adlers sued Frank for $130,000 in damages a More than seven times the Cost of the wedding a for pain and suffering and  they Are about to Amend their complaint to assert that Frank Isnit a rabbi at All. As a result they say they will have to marry All Over again and plan to tack on those costs to their  carnival wedding it was a merry go round wedding for two carnival workers in Holland Mich. A real merry go round served As their Cathedral and Carousel horses were used As pews. A a it a make Good pictures a the Groom Ricky Appleton said tuesday after the ceremony at the Ottawa county fair. Appleton a 38-Ycar-old accountant and Handyman for the . Wade carnival tied the knot in the same spot he began dating 28-year-old Denise Rolen two years  name is. Madeline and Hovatter a Wood Rabbit died in their Pool in Phoenix and Madeline could Only laugh. The couples Volkswagen Rabbit was blown into the Pool during a saturday night storm. Quot the wind just picked it up and threw it in there i guess a she said. A a it a a Rabbit. She tried to jump the Pool but she  jump far enough. A i laughed. What can you do if crying would have brought it Back up i would have cried my eyes out. But i knew that  work so i  a Crane pulled the car from the Pool on tuesday but not before Madeline took a swim with it. A i stood on the roof and pretended i was surfing a she  wedding blues the Story could be called a saturday the rabbi arrived late Quot though just How late remains in dispute. Or if you prefer something More musical it could be a get me to the synagogue on  its also listed As Adler is. Frank in the Broward county circuit. The most recent entry into the bizarre litigation sweepstakes comes from fort Lauderdale fla., where rabbi Lor ing j. Frank had United two Young lawyers Russell b. And Christine Adler in holy Matrimony in april 1989. But the rabbi who was paid $300 for his services did so behind schedule and that has led to a lawsuit. Adler who is a sole practitioner and mrs. Adler a Public defender say Frank showed up for the ceremony 90 minutes late. That they say led to a Chain re Homer Simpson is no longer bothered by the question a a what a in a name a a a it a a big joke a the 36-year-old bar owner said. A when i try to order a pizza Cash a Check use a credit card All kinds of things i usually get  the Madison wis., Man is the urn Lucky inheritor of one of the country a most talked about names shared with the patriarch of televisions a the  things Haven to been the same for Simpson since the animated series began on the Fox network. A at Home i get a lot of prank Calls usually from Little kids a Simpson said. A i usually talk to them and Tell them Bart a outside playing  he skidding. He really does no to have a son named Bart like the television Homer his songs name is Chris but his wife has the same birthday As the animated Guy. Dear Abby our life was a shambles. Our 6->ear-old was fighting in school his teacher said he was lonely and wanted to attract attention. Our 10-year-old daughter was falling behind in two classes. Our High school senior was busted for cutting classes to go to a friends House to watch porno movies and drink Beer. My husband and i fought constantly a intimate moments were Only a memory. We were puzzled because we never used to have problems with the children and we were such a Loving couple our friends teased us about it. We sat Down and Analysed our problems and agreed that they started when i started to sell real estate four years ago. At first it was Only a few hours a week. But 1 was so successful i soon worked most evenings a then on weekends too. The Money was terrific. I made $40,000 my last year. With the $48,000 my husband made we were living the american dream w e did no to realize that it would end in the american Nightmare taxes a spa Friend pointed out that 28 percent of my dear Abby income was taxed for Federal income tax 13 percent for social Security 8 percent for state tax 7 percent for state sales tax and at least another 4 percent for taxes on gasoline alcohol cigarettes Telephone and Utility Bills. That was More than 60 percent of my income of the $40,000 i made $24,000 went to the government. Then my spa pointed out that i spent another $8,000 on clothes for work child care Beauty parlor Etc. That left $8,000 for me. My family life and values had been sacrificed for 20 cents on the Dollar. I quit immediately. Eight months later our lives were once again on track. Now i know where my kids Are their grades Are excellent we eat nutritious Home cooked meals together and my husband and i Are More in love than Ever if you know what i mean. My children help me with my arts and crafts and we made $9,000 this year Selling them at Street fairs and Swap meets two Days a month. That a More than i was taking Home working full Lime so or. President read or you anymore in a Wor paying any More taxes a Quot Crafty housewife read my lips a i ainu to working for Irving for my family. And i ainu to dear a a Crafty please Tell your Friendly spa what you have told me. Be prepared to pay the irs the same percentage of Money from your arts and crafts income As you did from your real estate income. And be aware that you will be penalized for refusing to pay your income taxes and those penalties will grow with time. Read my lips regardless of How you male your self live in the United states Uncle Sam is entitled o his Cut which he will get a so done to wait until you re forced to yell a Uncle a dear Abby a Var Vil ten 10 you be0re. But As i was of. Eth my 4-year-old son this afternoon before re cirt in h Street twp stopped at the curb then i s Rhye my father had taught me when i was about the age of my son. It goes like this a look to the left look to the right a before you Cross the Street. A a first you use your eyes then you use your ears before you use your feet a throw Mem w\0xe in it but in always a is s.rntepso.tcanuset.011 a Quot a a a 3 by Usy Toni from Colorado