European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - March 3, 1992, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 20 a the stars and stripes tuesday March 3, 1992ann Landers dear Ann Landers i know you receive some made up letters such As from Yale and this might sound fishy but so help me its real. I am a 28-year-old career woman who has been around the track a time or two and i am nobody a fool. I have been seeing a Man in be grown very fond of these last several months and he appears to be fond of me. The Only problem is that his stories done to add up. I have caught in in at least a dozen lies. Big ones. Last night i levelled with a a Harvey and pointed out five major discrepancies in stories about his life a past and present. He swore me to secrecy and then confided that he is in a witness Protection program bound by Law to reveal nothing about himself Ana to keep friends and family totally confused about who he is and what he is doing. A big part of the mystery is that he seems to have plenty of Money to spend but i have no idea what he does for a living. He keeps crazy hours and wears a Beeper but no one has Ever called him that i know of. What does this sound like to you mystified in Maryland dear mys your Friend sounds like a graduate of the Manuel Noriega Charm school. If you believe his Story i have a swamp in Louisiana id like you to look at. My advice is to Cool it. Dear Ann Landers a few weeks ago i went to a restaurant with a Friend who is a nurse. We were seated in a Booth that gave us a Clear View of the parking lot. Nearly All the parking spaces reserved for the handicapped were being taken by people who were Able bodied. Most of the Drivers today s crossword dear Abby dear Abby i am a 28-year-old woman with a Boyfriend same age whom ill Call  we be been dating for three years. During that time he has proved himself to be a wonderful Man. He a intelligent responsible funny communicative respectful and a warm tender Lover. He has a steady Job and comes from a Good family. David says he wants to have children with me and i know head make an excellent father. The problem is that he does no to want to get married. Its not that he does no to want commitment a for two years he a been trying to persuade me to live with him. Whenever i bring up the subject of marriage he says he a against it in principle because he san atheist and a libertarian. I would like to marry David but i also respect his beliefs and done to want to Force upon him what he so adamantly opposes. Also my parents Are very religious and would be repulsed if i had children out of Wedlock. By the Way my family loves David but they have no idea How he feels about marriage. Believe me Abby David is not hiding anything. We both want to spend our lives together but the Lack of a were fairly Young and appeared to be very Active. My Friend said a if any of those people Are handicapped in a the Queen of  i now carry 3-by-5 cards with a very Clear message. When i find a car that does not have the handicapped designation parked in a spot where it does not belong i slip one of these cards under the Windshield wiper. I done to know if it has any effect on the Driver but it certainly reflects my sentiments and makes me feel better. Here a the message a thank you for parking in the handicapped area. It a a a distance. My Consola selfishness was so Nice to struggle the extra distance Tion is that i do not have your problems thoughtlessness and  yes i am handicapped but i done to dwell on what is wrong with me. In a thankful for what i have left. Please sign me a resident of Albany . Dear Albany your Point is Well taken. Able bodied people who Park in spaces reserved for the handicapped deserve to be told off. However please be aware that not All disabilities Are visible. In be received several letters from readers who describe the dirty looks and foul language they have endured from people who assume that because a person looks Hale and Hearty he is. Emphysema and heart problems for example Are Only two conditions that cannot be readily identified. In my View it is Best to assume that the people who have the identifying placard that entitles them to Park in the space for the handicapped Are being truthful. Gem of the Day i cannot give you the formula for Success but i can give you the formula for failure try to please everybody. C creators Syndicate inc. Marriage License would create terrible problems. Please help me. I done to want to lose him. Confused in Davis Calif. Dear confused Why the conf Ision this is no teen age crush a you Are both 28 years old and have invested three years in this relationship. Review the bidding one last time. Tell him you love him and would like to spend the rest of your life with him. If David opposes marriage because he san atheist a remind him that there Are judges and justices of the peace who Are qualified to legalize your Union. But if marriage is not for him a neither Are you because you want children within the Bonds of Matrimony. Dear Abby i also enjoy Limericks a clean ones. May i submit one of my own there once was a fellow named Ray who Rode Ruth on his Bike one Fine Day the Bike took a lunge and Ruth took a plunge and a a ruthlessly Ray sped away. Jack c. Boone Antioch Tenn. 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