European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - April 22, 1992, Darmstadt, Hesse Ann Landers dear Ann Landers my wonderful husband travels a lot and on his first trip to Mexico brought Back a huge painting on velvet of a Matador stabbing a raging Bull. The bulls nostrils Are flaring and smoke is coming out of its ears. I made the foolish mistake of pretending to be pleased and am now looking at seven paintings on velvet. They include a hawaiian dancer a Cowboy with his dying horse a Mermaid with a sea horse in each hand a and Elvis thrusting his Pelvis Over our Steinway grand piano. Our friends Roar with laughter behind my husbands Back and others have become hysterical in our presence. How do i Tell this terrific Guy that what he thinks is a a arts is in the same class with Pink flamingos and lava lights. Our Lovely Home has elegant victorian furnishings and these paintings do not belong Here. How do i Tell him to Stop thank you for any suggestion Short of divorce. He is a terrific Guy and i do love him Phoenix dilemma dear Phoenix i can solve your problem with one word redecorate. Tell that terrific Guy that the decorators word is going to be final. We both know that no decorator will of dear Abby dear Abby i am a 15-year-old boy who wants to buy a television set for my room. The problem is i am not allowed. I am an a a student and my Grade Point average is 3.8. I also help around the nouse. I told my father that i will buy the television with Money that i earn from my household has one television set downstairs. The problem is that i enjoy watching sports and my Mother does no to. Mom says i can watch what i want but she wishes the television would be on a different Channel. Another problem my dad listens to the radio when the to set is on and he is often on the phone. I constantly beg him to listen to the radio in another room and to use another phone but he help me. Ill pay for the set myself. I am a great student and i cause no problems. My mom will let me get a set for myself but my dad Well a you know. Televised in 1992 dear televised your father fears that if you have your own television set you will he tempted to spend More time than you should watching it. Perhaps Yon Are a Good student because you have no television to distract you. I see no reason Why you should t have a set of your own a As Long As it is with the understanding that if your grades suffer your dad can Quot repossess quibble a 1 it m0h just 60t a stupid come Tok now evtsvtkw6 Wal 6ft All Sott Wip of Don t under estimate a me value of a a Tot can store vast amounts of knowledge in them 9 Luell i guess i could pot Ikall my tactical and technical kn0u Lodge for others garbage in.7\ garbage out / to u wednesday april 22, 1992 those velvet paintings. Donate them to some charitable organizations and take a tax write off. Dear Ann Landers Are All parents Blind or just mine in a 15 years old and live with my father my Stepmother and a brother. My dad and his wife done to love each other anymore. My Stepmother does no to like me either. My brother and i know they Are staying together because of us. We be heard them talking when they thought we were asleep. Done to they see they re not doing us any favors they Are pretending to be happily married but nobody is being fooled. My dad has girlfriends on the Side and his wife knows about it. He is always so Happy when he is seeing someone else. This phony setup is making me sick. I would rather see these two get divorced even if it Means splitting me and my brother up. It would be better for All of us. We resent being used As an excuse for not doing what would be Best for everyone. We need some advice Ann. Crazy glue in Elpaso dear crazy glue hand this column to your father and Tell him this is your letter. You might also suggest that he and your Stepmother try counselling. No matter what happens you will at least know you did what you thought was Best for everyone. C creators Syndicate dear Abby my husband and i have been together for 14 years and our marriage be better. We re As much in love now As the Day we were married. We have Only one problem. A Rob wants children and i done to. Before we were married i warned him that i did no to have a maternal Bone in my body. I told him that just the thought of being pregnant repulses me. I do not dislike children i love animal Sand i would even consider adopting a child or two because we could give them a great Home. Rob wont even hear of adopting. He says a a it a either have our own or none at All a i am 35 years old and i hear that the older a woman is the harder childbirth is. Also Rob has to work some evenings and in a afraid All the work of raising a child would fall on me. I do 90 percent of All the housework now. Another thing is in a not sure i could handle seeing Rob give a lot of affection to anyone else even our own child. Do you think it would be a mistake to go ahead and have a baby even though my instincts want something different happily married in Colorado dear happily married you have Given three reasons Why you do not want a child. You admitted your fear of the pain of childbirth your reluctance to take on the responsibility and your unwillingness to share your husband with anyone else. Unless and until you can resolve these issues it is better to remain childless. C Universal press Syndicate the stars and stripes today s crossword across 1 minute opening 5 word with jacket or soup a cheat by overcharging 12 sacred Bull 13 actor Chaney 14 to Host Jay 15 District in Paris 17 bouffant Hairdo i Scotts 19 head or Man Lead in 21 drunkard 22 within comb form 23 pointed tool 26 Clown s costume item 28 one of a Breed of cattle 31 a will say she a Quot old song 33 Trig. 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