European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - January 11, 1993, Darmstadt, Hesse Monday january 11, 1993 cow tipping not utterly unheard of Ann Landers dear Ann Landers will you please serve As referee for a difference in opinion that is netting out of hand some Good friends of mine insist that cows sleep standing up and that it is possible to sneak up from behind and tip them Over. I asked my dad about this and he thought it was the funniest thing head Ever heard. When he finally stopped laugh ing i asked if it was really possible to tip Over a cow. He replied a absolutely not. Somebody skidding will you please Tell me if there is such a thing As a cow tipping a or Are my friends pulling my leg Flora in Cincinnati dear Flora we checked with Luann Metzger farm curator of the Lincoln Park zoo who assured us that cows sleep lying Down. She also said a it is not a Good idea to try to tip a cow Over because they do kick and the results could be extremely we then called the University of Wisconsin. The administration there echoed the sentiments of the faculty at Iowa state. However a better authority the students in a fraternity House a said cow tipping is a dear Abby please explain Why Diana the Princess of Wales can become Queen when Prince Charles becomes King but Prince Philip did no to become King when Elizabeth became Queen. . In Lewes Del. Dear it has to do with bloodlines according to the British consulate general in los Angeles Elizabeth ii was a direct heir to the British throne so Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh could not be King. She is the Queen and Philip is her Consort. Because a King outranks a Queen and Queen Elizabeth is the reigning Queen Prince Philip could not have been named King and thereby outrank his wife. Diana married the heir apparent Charles Prince of Wales. Therefore she is eligible to be Queen when Charles becomes King. However should they divorce or if Charles decides to step aside in favor of his eldest son William Diana will have ascended As High As she can go up the Royal ladder. Dear Abby my 22-year-old son lives in my Small one bedroom dear Abby common form of recreation and it takes about four husky students to tip Over a cow. Our source added a so far As we know the cows done to get Hurt but they do get pretty darned dear Ann Landers please recommend computer dating to your readers. Both my brother and 1 found our wives this Way. Before i married a a Rcv a we both had Home libraries that contained about a thousand volumes and we had a lot of the same books including some unusual titles such As advanced calculus and lives of the twelve Caesars. 1 also discovered we had very similar electric Quarter Inch drills. The final proof of our compatibility came when i found out Bev Nad a Large yellow aluminium engineering slide Rule exactly like one i had at Home. V computer dating should work at least As Well As any other form of meeting people and i Hope you will encourage your readers to look into it. Phil in Ontario dear Phil considering that one marriage out of every two ends in divorce computer matched couples can to do much worse. Letters to Ann Landers should be addressed to her at . Bos 11562, Chicago Iii. 60611-0562. A. C creators Syndicate apartment upstairs free of charge. Last week he moved his 19-Yearold Girlfriend and her three kids in with him. He said it was Only temporary but it does no to look temporary to me. She brought everything she owns with her. I told him i objected to his moving his girlfriends kids into that apartment and 1 wanted them out of there. Their fighting and screaming is driving me crazy. I am paying All the utilities a then there a the Wear and tear on the apartment. I know he can to afford to pay rent because he has Large car payments and can work Only when the weather permits. His Girlfriend Isnit a bad person but she has had terrible Luck and she has no family to help her out. Also she looks like she could be pregnant. She lives on welfare and she gets three daddy support checks. 1 need advice. Aging fast in Indiana dear aging if your songs Girlfriend is getting assistance from welfare and three daddy support checks she should be Able to pay rent for the apartment she and her children occupy. Unless you put your foot Down and demand that they pay a regular monthly rent they will sponge off you for As Long As you let them. Your son should try to get some kind of Job when the weather is bad. And both he and his Girlfriend need some instruction in effective family planning. 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