European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - May 18, 1993, Darmstadt, Hesse On today s crossword dear Ann Landers millions of americans Are bombarded every Day with junk mail. Especially vulnerable Are senior citizens. They Are also the ones who can least afford to spend Money on nonessential. The latest gimmick is an envelope with your name printed on it As if you were the Only person they Are writing to. The letter goes something like this a dear John or Jane Doe what a Lucky Day for you our computers have selected your name. You Are the Winner of one million dollars guaranteed but you must respond quickly to claim your prize. Send your application and $5.95 for judging and handling fees and do it right now a just imagine Ann if 1 million people Send in $5.95, that is almost $6 million just because people Are dumb enough to think someone is going to give them something for nothing. Here is a. Simple suggestion that could throw a Monkey wrench into the machinery. I Hope your readers will follow these instructions take the application. Do not sign it. Just write these words across the offer. A if i win lease deduct my fee and Send the rest of my Hen put the offer in the company a return envelope and do not divulge your return address. A no longer Gullible in Dallas Ann Landers dear Dallas thanks for the Short course. It is n fact that those huge a a giveaways arc cruelly exploitive and a great Many people who can least afford it Send in their Money. But they Are Legal. There is no Way the government can protect people against their own vulnerability. I am no Gambler but sooner buy a lottery ticket than go for those mail order get Rich schemes. Better yet id put that $5.95 in a Piggy Bank a. A. / y dear Ann Lander Why do american men insist on keeping their hats on in restaurants when i was growing up in England if a mails it in a dining room with his hat on someone would Knock it off his head. Id like a response please. Harry sex englishman in Las vegas dear sex first Harry there a no such thing As. An once an englishman always an englishman. A where do you go to cat Harry american men do not keep their hats on in restaurants. Caps maybe in fast food places but hats in restaurants no. Gem of the Day everything takes longer than you thought it would costs More had planned on spending and has some problem about which someone will say a How come you did no to know a letters to Ann Landor should be addressed to Hor at . Box 11562, Chicago Iii. 60611-0562. C creators Syndicate cats suck babies breath readers say dear Abby dear Abby i do a slow Burn whenever i see one of your articles defending cats. When my oldest son was a tiny baby a cat wandered into our House and i caught it sitting on my baby a Chest with its Mouth buried deep in the baby a Mouth my sex daughter in Law told me her Mother claims that a cat smothered her younger sister to death when she was an infant and too weak to struggle. I suspect that some of the sudden infant death cases Are due to cats in the household. Your experts done to know what they Are talking about cats Are very smart a and sneaky. They done to do anything wrong when someone is watching. I doubt if you will publish this because it disagrees with your so called experts. I always Tell my Story to anyone i know who has a Small baby and a cat. This is True. You May use my name. Irma Orr Omaha neb. Dear Irma Orr thank you. Please read on dear Abby. Please inform your animal expert and a expecting in quibble Yuma ariz.,�?� that the subject of cats sucking and smothering the breath out of infants is not a myth. When i was a boy my Mother Laid my 6-Wcck-old sister in the Middle of her bed. My sister was asleep and too Young to Roll off the bed. My Mother and i went outside for a few minutes and when we came Back to Check on the baby there was the cat on top of the baby with its Mouth on the baby a Mouth the cat was shifting its weight from one front Paw to the other sucking the breath from the baby. My Mother knocked the cat off the baby who was almost lifeless my Mother breathed into my Sisters Mouth and slapped her on the Back until my sister caught her breath and cried loudly. Needless to say we got rid of the cat. Thurman e. Carroll Del Rio Texas . This happened to another woman in Del Rio. Her Mother said the baby had already turned purple when she knocked the cat off her baby. Dear readers no additional expert i could quote would convince you otherwise so in a not even going to try. Lets All agree on one thing however parents should not leave infants alone with cats or dogs. Letters for this column should to addressed to boar Abby at . Box 447, mount Morris Iii. 61054. 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